It would be great if Sepp Blatter and Mark Emmerton moved in with Duffy for a reality show.

Duffy’s head would explode, there would be forced narrative mush all over the place. Hell to clean up.

So far all I’ve managed to do is eat all my kids snacks and fart up the house, smells like tacos in the living room. Not entirely sure what I’m doing.

Leader. Legend.

Can I say that I thought he was so cute when he played young Claudius?

Now that was a great TV series.

lights trey signal

The role of NCAA president will be played for today’s matinee by Mr. Emmert’s understudy, Derek Jacobi.

Can I say that I thought he was so cute when he played young Claudius?

He will just say he didn’t know about any of it and it wasn’t his job to know.

Which makes this situation an even bigger joke because this is essentially what all these coaches say shortly before Emmert slaps the “lack of institutional control” tag on every program who tries to blame lower-level employees for any illicit activities.

Wouldn’t be easier to just take the guy out drinking, get him drunk, and then call the cops when he leaves. I’ve heard of that being done before.

He will just say he didn’t know about any of it and it wasn’t his job to know. Its like allowing your investigators to cold call doctors to get information to see who is paying the bill. Its all legal stuff to the NCAA.

Sounds like that cops were trying to fuck him over.

I used to work for a real prick. Everyone in the office hated his guts. One of my corworkers was buddies with some state troopers, and she said one offered to plant coke in the guy’s car and bust him.

Your farts smell like derivative comedy?

Being set up by a cop, has anyone heard from Charlie Sheen’s Dopeman recently?

As she searches the vehicle, the video shows the officer circle back to her client and toss marijuana next to him, attorney Zenobia Waters told Channel 2. Waters said the officer then picks the drugs up and repositions them. “And then he stands up and yells, ‘Look what you tried to throw,’” Eleby said.

Where’s the video, because that’s some BS. Cop should be fired.

and fart up the house, smells like tacos in the living room.

When I eat tacos and fart, my living room smells like a George Lopez performance.

How many university presidents are glad that Emmert is so focused on Miami and Penn State right now instead of them?

The entire SEC most likely.

Doesn’t he serve at the pleasure of the presidents of the constituent schools? How many university presidents are glad that Emmert is so focused on Miami and Penn State right now instead of them?

We’re all just thankful there wasn’t a grammar lesson thrown in anywhere

Oooh an original joke. Remind me to bookmark this page.

Dinners where dessert included strippers and hookers.

Don’t forget abortions and blow.