Comments on: Michael Jordan Applied For a Wedding License in West Palm Beach, and He’ll Be Married Before May 9th

By: A.P.

A.P. — Fri, 08 Mar 2013 03:09:44 +0000

I have a hard time just remembering things like Ndub is actually dead.

Well played

By: A.P.

A.P. — Fri, 08 Mar 2013 03:08:52 +0000

I use the memes enough to remember them. Some people who have been here for years know all the old ones. I use some enough to remember them. Mullet made it way too easy during the olympics

By: Career High

Career High — Fri, 08 Mar 2013 03:03:09 +0000

I think we can all agree this chick has to be the most fantastic fuck in the history of civilization.

Must be, because while she is hot, she isn’t say…Salma Hayek hot. He has to have an iron clad pre-nup for this

By: TNCOWBOY7

TNCOWBOY7 — Fri, 08 Mar 2013 02:53:43 +0000

/spreadsheets
//SURELY

By: Career High

Career High — Fri, 08 Mar 2013 02:40:56 +0000

Mullet will only do the deed if duffy dresses up like a u.s. female gymnast

Seriously, how do you guys remember all the shit people say? I have a hard time just remembering things like Ndub is actually dead.

By: TNCOWBOY7

TNCOWBOY7 — Fri, 08 Mar 2013 02:19:33 +0000

I think we can all agree this chick has to be the most fantastic fuck in the history of civilization. What other possible reason would Michael Damn Jordan get married again?

By: Quietgoesthedon

Quietgoesthedon — Thu, 07 Mar 2013 23:36:21 +0000

I’m sure she’d love him just as much if he were the janitor at the local Y.

By: sousedbergin

sousedbergin — Thu, 07 Mar 2013 21:59:00 +0000

Sadly, “completing the circle” isn’t a metaphor. That’s right. Ass to Mouth.
Mullet will only do the deed if duffy dresses up like a u.s. female gymnast

/Every gets a trophy and for once it’s not bullshit.

By: Nada

Nada — Thu, 07 Mar 2013 21:57:11 +0000

Mullet will only do the deed if duffy dresses up like a u.s. female gymnast

But Mullet has to agree to wear a maize-and-yellow helmet.

By: A.P.

A.P. — Thu, 07 Mar 2013 21:49:14 +0000

Mullet will only do the deed if duffy dresses up like a u.s. female gymnast

By: KC Resident

KC Resident — Thu, 07 Mar 2013 21:47:33 +0000

93 comments in the roundup today? Must have been a snoozer

They started throwing posts up pretty fast today.

I think it spilled over into several. WWoS is obsessing over Duffy, Mullet is stalking WWoS over that, and now Duffy thinks he has to sleep with Mullet to complete the circle.

Sadly, “completing the circle” isn’t a metaphor. That’s right. Ass to Mouth.

By: vermincain

vermincain — Thu, 07 Mar 2013 21:47:13 +0000

If this wedding goes through, Yvette Prieto will be a very independently wealthy woman in about three years time.

After paying the first wife a $150 Million, you don’t think he will have a pre-nup this time around???

By: A.P.

A.P. — Thu, 07 Mar 2013 21:47:12 +0000

Tommy Craggs dong slapping the Carolina Panthers

By: KC Resident

KC Resident — Thu, 07 Mar 2013 21:44:18 +0000

It looks like he finally got someone to pump his gas.

By: Nada

Nada — Thu, 07 Mar 2013 21:41:22 +0000

Which post

I think it spilled over into several. WWoS is obsessing over Duffy, Mullet is stalking WWoS over that, and now Duffy thinks he has to sleep with Mullet to complete the circle.

By: sousedbergin

sousedbergin — Thu, 07 Mar 2013 21:39:23 +0000

Baby Mama says “Cha-ching!”

Not so fast my friend, Jordan mirrored his prenup in breadth and specification to Apple’s terms and conditions.

By: A.P.

A.P. — Thu, 07 Mar 2013 21:38:27 +0000

Which post

By: Nada

Nada — Thu, 07 Mar 2013 21:37:21 +0000

93 comments in the roundup today? Must have been a snoozer

It was the quiet before the storm of the Duffy-WWoS-Mullet menage a trois broke.

By: A.P.

A.P. — Thu, 07 Mar 2013 21:29:46 +0000

93 comments in the roundup today? Must have been a snoozer

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Thu, 07 Mar 2013 21:28:30 +0000

All a ploy to lose the Bobcats in the next divorce.