Michael Jordan Applied For a Wedding License in West Palm Beach, and He’ll Be Married Before May 9th

Michael Jordan Applied For a Wedding License in West Palm Beach, and He’ll Be Married Before May 9th

All, Michael Jordan Jason McIntyre March 7th. 2013, 4:10pm

Michael Jordan applied for a wedding license Thursday in West Palm Beach, and he’s got until May 9th to get married. That’s when the license expires.

According to the license, Jordan is marrying longtime girlfriend Yvette Prieto. The two were engaged in 2011. They’ve been dating since about 2009. [via WPBF]

Previously: Michael Jordan Ignores Country Club Rules, Wears Cargo Pants, Ruffles Feathers

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26 Responses to “Michael Jordan Applied For a Wedding License in West Palm Beach, and He’ll Be Married Before May 9th”

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Nada Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 4:15 PM
Wonder if his newly uncovered daughter is invited?
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A.P. Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 4:17 PM
Bfd,
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ms621 Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 4:24 PM
Sounds like that pre-nup took a long time to put together.
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guinnessgirl13 Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 4:25 PM
Wonder if his newly uncovered daughter is invited?
Baby Mama says “Cha-ching!”
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Nada Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 4:26 PM
If this wedding goes through, Yvette Prieto will be a very independently wealthy woman in about three years time.
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VladimirCrouton Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 4:27 PM
Didn’t he get taken to the cleaners to the tune of like 150 milly when he got divorced?
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 4:28 PM
All a ploy to lose the Bobcats in the next divorce.
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A.P. Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 4:29 PM
93 comments in the roundup today? Must have been a snoozer
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Nada Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 4:37 PM
93 comments in the roundup today? Must have been a snoozer
It was the quiet before the storm of the Duffy-WWoS-Mullet menage a trois broke.
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A.P. Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 4:38 PM
Which post
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sousedbergin Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 4:39 PM
Baby Mama says “Cha-ching!”
Not so fast my friend, Jordan mirrored his prenup in breadth and specification to Apple’s terms and conditions.
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Nada Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 4:41 PM
Which post
I think it spilled over into several. WWoS is obsessing over Duffy, Mullet is stalking WWoS over that, and now Duffy thinks he has to sleep with Mullet to complete the circle.
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KC Resident Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 4:44 PM
It looks like he finally got someone to pump his gas.
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A.P. Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 4:47 PM
Tommy Craggs dong slapping the Carolina Panthers
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vermincain Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 4:47 PM
If this wedding goes through, Yvette Prieto will be a very independently wealthy woman in about three years time.
After paying the first wife a $150 Million, you don’t think he will have a pre-nup this time around???
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KC Resident Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 4:47 PM
93 comments in the roundup today? Must have been a snoozer
They started throwing posts up pretty fast today.
I think it spilled over into several. WWoS is obsessing over Duffy, Mullet is stalking WWoS over that, and now Duffy thinks he has to sleep with Mullet to complete the circle.
Sadly, “completing the circle” isn’t a metaphor. That’s right. Ass to Mouth.
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A.P. Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 4:49 PM
Mullet will only do the deed if duffy dresses up like a u.s. female gymnast
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Nada Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 4:57 PM
Mullet will only do the deed if duffy dresses up like a u.s. female gymnast
But Mullet has to agree to wear a maize-and-yellow helmet.
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sousedbergin Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 4:59 PM
Sadly, “completing the circle” isn’t a metaphor. That’s right. Ass to Mouth.
Mullet will only do the deed if duffy dresses up like a u.s. female gymnast
/Every gets a trophy and for once it’s not bullshit.
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Quietgoesthedon Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 6:36 PM
I’m sure she’d love him just as much if he were the janitor at the local Y.
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TNCOWBOY7 Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 9:19 PM
I think we can all agree this chick has to be the most fantastic fuck in the history of civilization. What other possible reason would Michael Damn Jordan get married again?
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Career High Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 9:40 PM

Mullet will only do the deed if duffy dresses up like a u.s. female gymnast
Seriously, how do you guys remember all the shit people say? I have a hard time just remembering things like Ndub is actually dead.
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TNCOWBOY7 Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 9:53 PM
/spreadsheets
//SURELY
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Career High Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 10:03 PM

I think we can all agree this chick has to be the most fantastic fuck in the history of civilization.
Must be, because while she is hot, she isn’t say…Salma Hayek hot. He has to have an iron clad pre-nup for this
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A.P. Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 10:08 PM
I use the memes enough to remember them. Some people who have been here for years know all the old ones. I use some enough to remember them. Mullet made it way too easy during the olympics
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A.P. Says:
March 7th, 2013 at 10:09 PM
I have a hard time just remembering things like Ndub is actually dead.
Well played