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When I’m really, really sick, NyQuil is my go-to liquid elysium. I’ll guzzle an entire bottle overnight. Lights out!

I fully endorse this position.

what the hell is that?

Drink enough ‘tussin (or take enough coricidin cold and cough and you get fucked up. High as balls, loopy, body tingles all over and you’re really happy. It’s also most likely really, really bad for you, so three times was enough for me.

Couple days later, my roommate went to his convertible to go to a job interview. They had removed the driver’s seat from his car.

Fuck college was awesome!

And here I thought it was because he was uncool

Aw, man. You made friends with them. See, friendship is the booze they feed you. They want you to get drunk on feeling like you belong.

I drank an entire bottle of ‘tussin in high school and robo-tripped. That shit’ll fuck you up.

/prepares to be judged

Did the same thing. Hands down the worst experience of my life.

what the hell is that?

Yeah…that’s just a dick move. Pranks should be funny, but not something that goes that far.

I don’t know, I didn’t think that was so bad. I mean it’s bad, but it’s right on the edge, imo. It was the culmination of a prank war with two groups continuously topping each other.

And here I thought it was because he was uncool.

5,000 crickets online

A cricket once decided to take up residence in my wall heater. Fucking thing drove me nuts for two days. I jacked the heat up high as it would go and still couldn’t fry that fucker out.

I drank NyQuil after coffee and have been in a 3 hour stupor

I drank an entire bottle of ‘tussin in high school and robo-tripped. That shit’ll fuck you up. Also are a sheet of cloriceden cold and cough for the same effect.

/prepares to be judged

just awesome.

the “coolest” thing i did, which is lame compared to your two stories, is place catfish stinkbait all over the apt. In spitters, AC vents, pillow, everywhere.

A guy ordered 5,000 crickets online, opened the container in front of someone’s dorm apartment door and made it so the only place the crickets could go was under the door.. He did it at 3-4am and the 4 people in the apartment couldn’t go back inside for over a week.

Yeah…that’s just a dick move. Pranks should be funny, but not something that goes that far.

I drank NyQuil after coffee and have been in a 3 hour stupor

I just recently learned that Lester Bangs died at age 33 in part because he OD’d on NyQuil.

that is awesome. I wish i would have known about this when i was pranking my roommates in college.

My all-time favorite from school that I heard about was as follows:
A guy ordered 5,000 crickets online, opened the container in front of someone’s dorm apartment door and made it so the only place the crickets could go was under the door.. He did it at 3-4am and the 4 people in the apartment couldn’t go back inside for over a week.

Meh

I drank NyQuil after coffee and have been in a 3 hour stupor. Debating doing this instead of drinking from now on

Nyquil changed its formulation several years back if memory serves (I think it was Meth related). Prior to that it would flat knock you on your ass like nothing else.