Comments on: Mark Teixeira Will Miss 8-10 Weeks With a Strained Wrist, Joins Rest of Yankees Roster at Doctor’s Office http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2013/03/06/mark-teixeira-will-miss-8-10-weeks-with-a-strained-wrist-joins-rest-of-yankees-roster-at-doctors-office/ Sports, Media, Entertainment Tue, 21 May 2013 23:49:35 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 By: A.P.http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2013/03/06/mark-teixeira-will-miss-8-10-weeks-with-a-strained-wrist-joins-rest-of-yankees-roster-at-doctors-office/comment-page-1/#comment-1913376 A.P. Thu, 07 Mar 2013 02:07:35 +0000 http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=254221#comment-1913376 Suzyn Waldman must be in tears right now.

]]> By: ms621http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2013/03/06/mark-teixeira-will-miss-8-10-weeks-with-a-strained-wrist-joins-rest-of-yankees-roster-at-doctors-office/comment-page-1/#comment-1913350 ms621 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 23:18:07 +0000 http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=254221#comment-1913350 “It’s a little thing called timing, Krieger. And the erection is still not appropriate.”
“I’m still happy!”

]]> By: ms621http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2013/03/06/mark-teixeira-will-miss-8-10-weeks-with-a-strained-wrist-joins-rest-of-yankees-roster-at-doctors-office/comment-page-1/#comment-1913346 ms621 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 23:13:51 +0000 http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=254221#comment-1913346 “Awe, Goatly…”

]]> By: knifeyspoonyhttp://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2013/03/06/mark-teixeira-will-miss-8-10-weeks-with-a-strained-wrist-joins-rest-of-yankees-roster-at-doctors-office/comment-page-1/#comment-1913344 knifeyspoony Wed, 06 Mar 2013 23:13:04 +0000 http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=254221#comment-1913344

Slade Heathcott, Adonis Garcia and David Adams

that is a fantastic name.

]]> By: spencer096http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2013/03/06/mark-teixeira-will-miss-8-10-weeks-with-a-strained-wrist-joins-rest-of-yankees-roster-at-doctors-office/comment-page-1/#comment-1913337 spencer096 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 22:59:16 +0000 http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=254221#comment-1913337 im glad i watched if for no other reason than for “SMOKE BOMB!”

]]> By: ms621http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2013/03/06/mark-teixeira-will-miss-8-10-weeks-with-a-strained-wrist-joins-rest-of-yankees-roster-at-doctors-office/comment-page-1/#comment-1913336 ms621 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 22:58:40 +0000 http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=254221#comment-1913336 Life’s too short for that shit.

“Gotta keep that heart rate down, Danny!”

]]> By: spencer096http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2013/03/06/mark-teixeira-will-miss-8-10-weeks-with-a-strained-wrist-joins-rest-of-yankees-roster-at-doctors-office/comment-page-1/#comment-1913335 spencer096 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 22:57:51 +0000 http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=254221#comment-1913335 i love how there’s a racially charged argument going on in the other thread, and we’re just writing down krieger quotes. made my fuckin’ day.

]]> By: ms621http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2013/03/06/mark-teixeira-will-miss-8-10-weeks-with-a-strained-wrist-joins-rest-of-yankees-roster-at-doctors-office/comment-page-1/#comment-1913332 ms621 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 22:56:00 +0000 http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=254221#comment-1913332 “What is it?”
“Shattered dreams.”
“Smells like rotten meat.”
“Also, yes.”

]]> By: ms621http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2013/03/06/mark-teixeira-will-miss-8-10-weeks-with-a-strained-wrist-joins-rest-of-yankees-roster-at-doctors-office/comment-page-1/#comment-1913331 ms621 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 22:54:33 +0000 http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=254221#comment-1913331 “I say no union!”
“Yes! Confederacy forever!”

]]> By: spencer096http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2013/03/06/mark-teixeira-will-miss-8-10-weeks-with-a-strained-wrist-joins-rest-of-yankees-roster-at-doctors-office/comment-page-1/#comment-1913329 spencer096 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 22:54:10 +0000 http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=254221#comment-1913329 why is it skin colored?

“it’s not if you’re black.”

]]> By: spencer096http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2013/03/06/mark-teixeira-will-miss-8-10-weeks-with-a-strained-wrist-joins-rest-of-yankees-roster-at-doctors-office/comment-page-1/#comment-1913326 spencer096 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 22:51:39 +0000 http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=254221#comment-1913326 he’s right, YYZ is impossible.

/VANOSPHERES!!!
//he’s the best

]]> By: ms621http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2013/03/06/mark-teixeira-will-miss-8-10-weeks-with-a-strained-wrist-joins-rest-of-yankees-roster-at-doctors-office/comment-page-1/#comment-1913320 ms621 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 22:49:01 +0000 http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=254221#comment-1913320 “Oh he won’t remember any of this.”
“Oh yeah, no, I’m totally shitfaced.”

]]> By: spencer096http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2013/03/06/mark-teixeira-will-miss-8-10-weeks-with-a-strained-wrist-joins-rest-of-yankees-roster-at-doctors-office/comment-page-1/#comment-1913318 spencer096 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 22:48:21 +0000 http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=254221#comment-1913318 holy shit i never noticed that before…

“if i wanted to look at your feet woodhouse, id sneak into your room.”

“ME TOO!!!”

]]> By: starkweatherhttp://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2013/03/06/mark-teixeira-will-miss-8-10-weeks-with-a-strained-wrist-joins-rest-of-yankees-roster-at-doctors-office/comment-page-1/#comment-1913314 starkweather Wed, 06 Mar 2013 22:46:13 +0000 http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=254221#comment-1913314 I have to watch the Krieger video with the sound off. It’s still funny

]]> By: spencer096http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2013/03/06/mark-teixeira-will-miss-8-10-weeks-with-a-strained-wrist-joins-rest-of-yankees-roster-at-doctors-office/comment-page-1/#comment-1913312 spencer096 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 22:45:56 +0000 http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=254221#comment-1913312 “can you put it in a human?”

/dramatic pause

…well it would suffocate.

AWESOME.

]]> By: spencer096http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2013/03/06/mark-teixeira-will-miss-8-10-weeks-with-a-strained-wrist-joins-rest-of-yankees-roster-at-doctors-office/comment-page-1/#comment-1913310 spencer096 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 22:44:37 +0000 http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=254221#comment-1913310 thankfully, im freshly b0nged, so i will consider this a valuable expenditure of my time.

]]> By: ms621http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2013/03/06/mark-teixeira-will-miss-8-10-weeks-with-a-strained-wrist-joins-rest-of-yankees-roster-at-doctors-office/comment-page-1/#comment-1913308 ms621 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 22:42:35 +0000 http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=254221#comment-1913308 Spencer, if you want to waste about nine and a half minutes laughing, then watch this.

]]> By: ms621http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2013/03/06/mark-teixeira-will-miss-8-10-weeks-with-a-strained-wrist-joins-rest-of-yankees-roster-at-doctors-office/comment-page-1/#comment-1913303 ms621 Wed, 06 Mar 2013 22:37:46 +0000 http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=254221#comment-1913303 “looks like the maul is closed.”

/Citizen Kane clapping gif

]]> By: starkweatherhttp://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2013/03/06/mark-teixeira-will-miss-8-10-weeks-with-a-strained-wrist-joins-rest-of-yankees-roster-at-doctors-office/comment-page-1/#comment-1913301 starkweather Wed, 06 Mar 2013 22:37:04 +0000 http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=254221#comment-1913301 starnold warschennegger

That’s beautiful

]]> By: DeusExMachinahttp://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2013/03/06/mark-teixeira-will-miss-8-10-weeks-with-a-strained-wrist-joins-rest-of-yankees-roster-at-doctors-office/comment-page-1/#comment-1913299 DeusExMachina Wed, 06 Mar 2013 22:36:07 +0000 http://www.thebiglead.com/?p=254221#comment-1913299 I was a little more optimistic than most about the Yankees this year because of their pitching (which was as good in the playoffs last year as their hitting was bad), but in that division they’re now done for.

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