Comments on: Watch an Olympic Pole Vaulter Go From Ecstatic Joy to Child-Like Tirade After His Jump Was Ruled Invalid [UPDATE - Full Tears!]

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 16:44:52 +0000

WHAT IS ZEES? I CLEARED ZE BAR! ZEES EES AN OUTRAGE! I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!

By: The White Frank White

The White Frank White — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 16:42:54 +0000

le bitch

By: Nada

Nada — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 15:39:35 +0000

Also, this dude is French. Is it really any surprise he got all emotional?

/ I’ll bet the ref was German and was snickering the whole time

By: Nada

Nada — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 15:38:29 +0000

was at a loss for what to do (mom wasn’t on this excursion), as all of my go-to moves (videos on the phone, storytelling, food, milk, etc) were not working

Next time, tell him he’ll end up playing for the Jets if he keeps this up. That should straighten the l’il guy out.

By: Some Random Old Dude

Some Random Old Dude — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 15:37:29 +0000

Corporal punishment is an excellent option.

By: Shining Base Path

Shining Base Path — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 15:33:47 +0000

at least he didn’t surrender

By: Nada

Nada — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 15:33:16 +0000

Eh, call me when you get some Alison Stokke video.

By: Clayton Cargill

Clayton Cargill — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 15:11:47 +0000

(The record holder, indoors and out, is the legendary Sergei Bubka, who went 6.14 outdoors and 6.15 indoors.)

He’s held these records for like 20 years, too. That guy was astounding.

By: robioland

robioland — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 15:11:40 +0000

Porntube is my go-to when my three-year-old melts down.

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 15:11:38 +0000

The collapsing onto the floor move is textbook – for kids under the age of three. We call it a meltdown.

Soccer term?

By: Clayton Cargill

Clayton Cargill — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 15:09:59 +0000

I began sweating profusely and was at a loss for what to do (mom wasn’t on this excursion), as all of my go-to moves (videos on the phone, storytelling, food, milk, etc) were not working.

if my kid ever starts to cry in public, I make him get down on the ground. No half measures if you’re going to embarrass me. Then, I scoop him up and carry him to the car.