This chick is not attractive, therefore I am not interested.

She’s gotta be attractive compared to the average girl in Alabama..

have to admit, I thought earlier of making that Jim Furyk crack and abstained. He’s not even fun for me to mock anymore.

since this girl was granted a tryout is it safe to say that literally anyone can show up to a combine work out and start running through drills? will someone take a video of me running a 5.6 40? this sounds like fantasy camp for old guys.

I’m hoping for a tryout with the NYC ballet. Hopefully they can look past the fact that I weight 225 and can’t dance.

Similar: “I want to hit a 350 yard drive into the fairway.”
reality: Hooked a 200 yarder into the sticks.

Hopefully they noticed your technique. It’s not always length. Or Accuracy.

is this the “jim furyk story?”

Similar: “I want to hit a 350 yard drive into the fairway.”
reality: Hooked a 200 yarder into the sticks.

Hopefully they noticed your technique. It’s not always length. Or Accuracy.

No – UNC is #1 and 10-0. Vandy is #2 at 12-1.

/baseball’d
//not likely to hear from Arkbadger

same shit as last year, and the year before and the year before that. lights out pitching, no offense at all. should have been 2-2 in that tournament minimum, yesterday was inexcusable, and they should have won Thursday as well.

(in hushed tones)
Ted takes in the wonderful patrons here at Augusta. The moment is his. He lines up to tap in this putt for his first Masters victory. Holding the putter like a piece of clay and the green is his potter’s wheel. From the potter’s wheel now fired in the oven of major competition.

/Jim Nantz’d

(in hushed tones)
Steven settles over this putt for the ages. Carry on Mr. Bowditch- carry on. And there it is…

/Jim Nantz’d

(in hushed tones)
Scott settles over this historic putt, ready to pierce the veil on his first Masters victory

/Jim Nantz’d

will someone take a video of me running a 5.6 40? this sounds like fantasy camp for overrated LBs from Notre Dame

They were on sale ok? I couldn’t pass up that deal!

They are still wildly inconsistent

They’ve been consistent since the lineup change (5 pt loss @ Duke then 5 wins by double digits). They’ll probably end up with something like a 7 seed because of their awful start, but their 2nd round opponent won’t be too pleased.

The pro at Big Met told me they had to kick spencer off Big Met because he showed up with iron covers and black golf shoes with shorts.

a) cmon, iron covers? that’s not even funny to joke about.
b) youd still see WAY worse at big met.

LOL

/doesn;t mean anything tho

My brother and I went back and forth discussing the lamest possible winner this year, and we both 100% agree it would be Ted Potter Jr.

i dunno…as lame as that’d be, id be positively upset if ian poulter won.

“and steven bowditch, WITH A PUTT FOR THE AGES!”

My brother and I went back and forth discussing the lamest possible winner this year, and we both 100% agree it would be Ted Potter Jr.

And UNC at 25.

No – UNC is #1 and 10-0. Vandy is #2 at 12-1.

/baseball’d
//not likely to hear from Arkbadger

Thanks to it being linked earlier, I’m now ridiculously, absurdly excited to watch the Masters and witness Scott Piercy putting for par set to this music

“and steven bowditch, WITH A PUTT FOR THE AGES!”