Cleats up, right on the ankle. Vicious. The slow-mo version of the player (Jeremy Clement) writhing around with his ankle busted – while a teammate points at the dangling foot in horror – was totally not necessary. Valentin Eysseric, the tackler, was given a red card and I’d be stunned if he wasn’t suspended for a few games.

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