Philadelphia’s District Attorney Dutifully Offers to Investigate Andrew Bynum for Fraud
Andrew Bynum hasn’t played a single minute for the Philadelphia 76ers. He has, however, succeeded in uniting the entire city in hatred.
After he told reporters Friday that it was a possibility he wouldn’t take the court at all this season, Philadelphia’s district attorney, Seth Williams, offered to launch an investigation against the injury-riddled big man.
According to a source with knowledge of the situation, Andrew Bynum has experienced some swelling in the knee since practice last Friday.
— john mitchell (@JmitchInquirer) March 1, 2013
@jmitchinquirer how much is he getting paid?Do I need to launch a grand jury investigation? — Seth Williams (@DASethWilliams) March 1, 2013
@sheridanscribe @jmitchinquirer it could be fraud, theft of services or robbery.Fans and ticket buyers need to know. 10-9-8-76ers! — Seth Williams (@DASethWilliams) March 1, 2013
Bynum did say he intends on supporting the team in a cheerleading role, which is probably little consolation to the organization or its fans in light of the hefty paycheck he’s earning.
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March 2nd, 2013 at 12:17 PM
never should have traded for Mr. Glass in the first place. you knew what you were getting into. Guy has no heart and can’t stay healthy. And has horrible hair to boot.
March 2nd, 2013 at 12:42 PM
What kind of fraud is he committing?? Fucking DA, I guess there are no crimes in Philly!!
March 2nd, 2013 at 1:31 PM
What kind of fraud is he committing?? Fucking DA, I guess there are no crimes in Philly!!
The DA is obviously serious
March 2nd, 2013 at 1:32 PM
Bynum wasn’t going to be that big of a difference this year anyway.
March 2nd, 2013 at 1:32 PM
Bynum wasn’t going to be that big of a difference this year anyway.