Comments on: Magic Johnson Makes $1 Million Plea for LeBron James to Participate in the Slam Dunk Contest

By: Monster is Meth

Monster is Meth — Sat, 02 Mar 2013 21:38:17 +0000

Fish, this bait’s going in one end or the other. You either eat it, or I’m shoving it up your ass.

By: Monster is Meth

Monster is Meth — Sat, 02 Mar 2013 21:35:49 +0000

You just don’t mess with a man’s ~~fries~~ fish

Trout season opened today. I'd tell you to guess over/under on how many I caught but I didn't catch a single one. So there's no number to be higher or lower than.

By: Shining Base Path

Shining Base Path — Sat, 02 Mar 2013 21:33:00 +0000

You just don’t mess with a man’s fries

By: heldover

heldover — Sat, 02 Mar 2013 21:12:19 +0000

Here’s how LeBron can spin this into a positive:

1. Agree to do the contest.
2. Take all the money everybody keeps promising.
3. Go out and win the mother fucker, regardless of who’s participating (personally, I hope it’s LeBron and a buncha chumps, that’d make it better.)
4. Announce during the trophy presentation that all the money is going to Boys and Girls Club of America, and that you’re never doing this again and pull a Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting, “DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW EASY THIS IS FOR ME?!??!”

Fin.

By: Shining Base Path

Shining Base Path — Sat, 02 Mar 2013 20:59:38 +0000

I’d bitch too if my fries were cold

By: vermincain

vermincain — Sat, 02 Mar 2013 18:40:35 +0000

* I will give Magic

By: vermincain

vermincain — Sat, 02 Mar 2013 18:38:09 +0000

I will Magic a million, if he and the other members of that awful pre game show can stay off the TV…

By: jayhawk88

jayhawk88 — Sat, 02 Mar 2013 18:37:54 +0000

Yeah, that’s why LeBron isn’t in the dunk contest…money. Talk about insulting.

I almost hope he does do it and pops an MCL or something, just so we can put the damn contest out of it’s misery. Why does anyone still care about anything that happens at any All-Star game/weekend?

By: Dawgfather

Dawgfather — Sat, 02 Mar 2013 18:32:34 +0000

Offering a million to scrub that Heat Harlem Shake from existence would have been more appropriate.

By: beardown

beardown — Sat, 02 Mar 2013 18:01:03 +0000

James wipes his ass with million dollar bills. He doesn’t need HIVs money

By: TNCOWBOY7

TNCOWBOY7 — Sat, 02 Mar 2013 17:48:54 +0000

He should get his entitled ass out there, IMO. How about promoting the league once rather than himself.

James is a tool. Google Lebron James these fries are cold.

By: vermincain

vermincain — Sat, 02 Mar 2013 17:38:56 +0000

Leave the man the fuck alone…If he doesn’t want to do it, he doesn’t have to. Why don’t they ask Kevin Durant? He dunks as hard as LeBron…By the way, that’s a punk move by Magic.