If I owned a gun or not, I’d go after the intruder with the intent kill. My dog would deserve more than that.

/team man’s best friend
//team belly rubs

just pour some scotch over it, you paragon of personal fitness

Still don’t know what this Monster Munch stuff is. Sounds healthy.

Oh yeah, super healthy.

counterpoint: in my personal opinion, nike makes better irons and wedges than titleist and their new woods are every bit as good as the titleist’s he was using. nobody put a gun to his head telling him to sign.

I’m definitely not justifying his leaving, it’s just an explanation. Maybe he regrets the whole thing and it’s fucked up his game. If he’s seriously in a “bad place” because of his friggin woman, I mean… turn off the fucking Morrissey record and grow up

My mom lives in a patio home community and her neighbor’s house was broken into last week while my mom was at home. She was scared shitless. She has a security system with signs in the yard. Her neighbor didn’t.

I have several guns and at no point in my life do I expect to use them on another human. But if you do, at least know how to use your fucking gun. When I go out to the gun range, some of these weekend Dirty Harry’s are more likely to accidentally kill their cat if someone broke in.

7. Don’t buy anything ever, that requires paperwork (insurance, homes)
8. Use Google Chrome
9. Have disdain for anything super natural
10. Get straight razor shaved
11. Avoid debt
12. Do not go to college/university except to better mankind

and ALWAYS….wait, no, NEVER

10. Get straight razor shaved

/team distinguished beard that conveys an air of bemused enlightenment

4. Drink more high gravity beer
5. Drink your whiskey neat
6. Eat Monster munch

7. Don’t buy anything ever, that requires paperwork (insurance, homes)
8. Use Google Chrome
9. Have disdain for anything super natural
10. Get straight razor shaved
11. Avoid debt
12. Do not go to college/university except to better mankind

First thing that crossed my mind was that he hates all the Nike shit he has to use now

counterpoint: in my personal opinion, nike makes better irons and wedges than titleist and their new woods are every bit as good as the titleist’s he was using. nobody put a gun to his head telling him to sign.

oof…that sounds way too much like sergio. not sure what “bad place mentally” he can be in considering he’s worth eight figures, just signed a deal for $250mm and is PLAYS GOLF FOR A FUCKING LIVING.

im not crying for a 22 year old millionaire who probably just broke up with his butterface gf.

First thing that crossed my mind was that he hates all the Nike shit he has to use now

im sorry, i just cant take these tiger/rory comparisons. do you think a 22-year old tiger woods would bitch out like this? FUCK NO.

This. If Tiger did this, the internet would meltdown and ESPN would have 24 hour non-stop roundtable discussions.

/again,inferior equipment
//Phil’d

Has anyone seen that History of the Eagles on Sho?

fuck the eagles.

also, tiger would never do some chump-ass stunt like this.

here’s tiger at the same age after making a meaningless putt in a tourney he was up by 12 strokes in. “mentally in a bad place” fuck that noise. grow the fuck up.

While driving drunk in a parking lot.

love seeing tim finchem get roasted.

Certainly better than watching the rimjob NBC planted on him last Sunday.