Roundup: Morrissey Hates Duck Dynasty, Miss Teen Delaware Gets Job Offer, Dennis Rodman Insults Psy
Anna Hutchinson … an oral history of the making of Pulp Fiction … Budweiser is watering down beer … 7-year old tattoo artist … rapper Pope Emeritus threatening to sue The Vatican … little girl “steals” two sticks from Yosemite, mails them back with an apology … read the New York Times for free at Starbucks … PSY had to explain to Dennis Rodman that he is South Korean … too much math … Wonder Bread has a new owner … the science of junk food … hero pig not actually a hero pig … Penn admissions officer made fun of applicant essays on Facebook … Pizza Hut employee dressed like a cop to fool girlfriend & family … every celebrity ever mocked by South Park … Former Miss Teen Delaware offered a job as “Miss YouPorn” … man steals cookies from Girl Scouts …
Morrissey was supposed to be on Jimmy Kimmel, but canceled at the last minute when he found out the Duck Dynasty cast would be there. [Washington Post]
Jacoby Jones will be on Dancing With the Stars. His mom is excited. [Baltimore Sun]
Cartoon A-Rod is the only A-Rod anyone likes. [NY Sports Kings]
One of the Brewers’ racing sausages is missing! [Journal Sentinel]
Remember the lady who threw the table and then caught a chair with one hand? Well, here is a 911 call from that fashion show brawl. [Charlotte Observer]
An interview with Larry Flynt. [Hollywood Reporter]
Wall Street and betting on baseball. [ESPN]
How big heads got so big in college basketball. [SI]
Ricky Romero is going back to his sinker. [National Post]
Tampa Bay’s new sports talk radio station is struggling. [Tampa Bay Times]
The Beatles argument.
Your cute animal video of the day is a bit more exotic today.
Aaron Murray and some of his friends made a trick shot video. These are the outtakes. [via Diehard Sport]
I had never seen this beer commercial before. Hilarious.
All 54 of Stephen Curry’s points last night against the Knicks.
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February 28th, 2013 at 8:23 AM
She’s cute, not what I’d call a hottie, but I’m waiting for her to drop that toga in Spartacus, which by the way seems to be dwindling in writing this year. Not that it should be put up there with The Walking Dead or Justified, by no means, but I was expecting a little with this last installment.
February 28th, 2013 at 8:23 AM
Didn’t get to see the video, how was it?
February 28th, 2013 at 8:24 AM
Grow up.
February 28th, 2013 at 8:25 AM
Duck Dynasty is terrible
February 28th, 2013 at 8:25 AM
Is it worth googling who these people are? Or will that not make a difference?
February 28th, 2013 at 8:28 AM
Pfft. Morrissey hates everything.
Hooray for silly fun in college.
RE: the lady throwing the table – the more I think about it, the more impressive it is. Those things can be awkward to heft, and she tossed it with ease. WMMA, give her a call, ya know?
She could take Rousey today, as long as Rousey doesn’t slap an arm bar on her.
February 28th, 2013 at 8:29 AM
Dont feed the beast Babar
February 28th, 2013 at 8:29 AM
I had to google them. Who are these people that watch these shows?
February 28th, 2013 at 8:34 AM
I think you’d be better off putting up a Stars on 45 Beatles Medley Classic shit.
/remembers 1981
February 28th, 2013 at 8:35 AM
Interesting link.
Reminded me of this bit from QI about the all the permutations of a card deck… (“One of a Kind” on the left hand side)
If every star in our galaxy had a trillion planets, each with a trillion people living on them, and each of these people has a trillion packs of cards and somehow they manage to make unique shuffles 1,000 times per second, and they’d been doing that since the Big Bang, they’d only just now be starting to repeat shuffles.
February 28th, 2013 at 8:35 AM
They are not watering it down anymore than they ever have but the quality of ingredients have changed. Since InBev took over the only focus has been cost reduction even at the sake of quality. Lagering/aging times have been reduced in some cases. Brews that would have been downgraded in the past to Busch have been pushed out as Bud or Bud Light. Different focus and character from when the Buschs had it.
February 28th, 2013 at 8:35 AM
As awkward as a foster home dance.
February 28th, 2013 at 8:40 AM
This is true. I do enjoy some of his music, as as The Smith, but for fock’s sake, don’t take yourself too seriously. No else does
February 28th, 2013 at 8:41 AM
We used to drink a tonne of Löwenbräu tall boys, cheap (Canada cheap, not actually cheap), cool can, and tasted fine. At some point they just tasted different and eventually we read that damning article about cost reduction. Now whether we could actually taste the difference is moot, the idea that Löwenbräu sucks now is planted in our head.
February 28th, 2013 at 8:43 AM
Is TBL being hit by sequestration tomorrow? If so, it’s been fun knowing you guys.
February 28th, 2013 at 8:43 AM
I am floored that Bud and its ilk still make up %80 of the American beer market. With all the amazing beer available it just boggles my mind.
February 28th, 2013 at 8:44 AM
I wonder how many millions of dollars that Business Week article cost InBev?
They should have bribed the reporter.
February 28th, 2013 at 8:44 AM
If every star in our galaxy had a trillion planets, each with a trillion people living on them, and each of these people has a trillion packs of cards and somehow they manage to make unique shuffles 1,000 times per second, and they’d been doing that since the Big Bang, they’d only just now be starting to repeat shuffles.
And yet, people can count cards and win.
February 28th, 2013 at 8:45 AM
Anyone else get massive headaches the day after drinking Bud? I like Bud from an “image” standpoint, love the colors, what they project in advertisement, etc. even my Dad’s close friends when I grew up owned a local Bud distributor, but the stuff gives off some wicked headaches.
Though I do remember buying Bud pounders as a teenager, someone else bought them for us, for $14 and getting $2 back for returning the bottles.
It was a deal!
February 28th, 2013 at 8:47 AM
Duck Dynasty was a lot cooler when they were the Duck Commanders and actually duck hunted. I don’t blame them for getting theirs, and I know people that have met them around before and say they are all real nice, down to earth guys, but Duck Dynasty is fucking terrible.
February 28th, 2013 at 8:50 AM
Easier to get good craft beers in major metro areas rather than in rural areas. Plus the whole beer distribution system is in favor of the AB Inbev/MolsonCoors of the world.
February 28th, 2013 at 8:50 AM
whoever sent this link in. thank you.
February 28th, 2013 at 8:51 AM
Miss teen delaware..it was like she had never seen a naked male. Awkward
February 28th, 2013 at 8:52 AM
oh hey, look! another idea ripped off and beaten into the ground until every last bit of charm has been sucked from it.
February 28th, 2013 at 8:52 AM
EVEN BETTER…LETS WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT THAT RIPPED OFF IDEA!!!
i hate people so much. congrats on taking the blue pill, asshole.
February 28th, 2013 at 8:52 AM
You hit the nail on the head. Most people in the US grew up drinking Bud products (and still do for the most part)and the Busch family was very protective of putting out a quality product. InBev reminds me of the Tea Party. They want to cut all spending while expecting the product to remain virtually the same. They have an odd mix of European efficiency ideas with the authoritarian views of their Brazilian Management.
Their in-company promos are awkwardly funny though.
February 28th, 2013 at 8:53 AM
/Team Sun King beer
//Brewed in Indy
February 28th, 2013 at 8:53 AM
So Budweiser continues to be awful. Not sure anyone can tell the difference between the Bud that was well made and the Bud that isn’t.
Signed in on Internet Explorer without any adblock installed (usually use Chrome) and this site is practically unuseable.
February 28th, 2013 at 8:53 AM
We hate you too, 096
February 28th, 2013 at 8:54 AM
When did the Busch family ever put out a quality product? Market share doesn’t equal quality.
February 28th, 2013 at 8:54 AM
Whats wrong with cheap beer?
/team labatt blue
//wimp
February 28th, 2013 at 8:55 AM
Sad
February 28th, 2013 at 8:55 AM
AP…watch yourself or i’ll start talking golf.
February 28th, 2013 at 8:56 AM
Why did the Busch family sell? I know they got a butt ton of money but I imagine they were already insanely rich.
February 28th, 2013 at 8:56 AM
Nothing
/team Mich Ultra
//team Rolling Rock
///degeneration x suck it to all of you
February 28th, 2013 at 8:56 AM
That is still a mystery to me as well. It was one of the first things that I asked about when I went to work for them. No one could ever say for sure what it was. I thought it was the tannins that they were using, because when we switched to ACP I didn’t notice it as much.
February 28th, 2013 at 8:57 AM
Peerless enjoys the boystown apple chapstick beer
February 28th, 2013 at 8:58 AM
Is the miss teen delaware child porn?
February 28th, 2013 at 8:58 AM
I like duck dynasty, only reality show I watch (Non Chopped/Top Chef Division). It’s a good change of pace from all the drama’s that dominate my television viewing
February 28th, 2013 at 8:58 AM
Is the miss teen delaware child porn?
18 yo bro
February 28th, 2013 at 8:58 AM
really? it’s pretty simple math for a lot of people, especially those that want to get drunk for cheap. a 6 pack of (insert craft beer name here) for $9.99, or a case of Natty Light for $1 more? pretty easy to see why companies like InBev control the market.
February 28th, 2013 at 8:59 AM
Would you want him as the heir apparent?
February 28th, 2013 at 9:01 AM
Whether you like the taste of their beer or not is up to you but their quality is top notch. Each week at every brewery they conduct taste tests comparing the local brews to the other breweries. They want Bud to taste the same wherever you are. And not just finished beer either. They’ll taste test the water, wort, pasturized and unpasturized.
The classic story of son (The IVth) not living up to father (the III). Plus, when Inbev up their offer to 70 dollars a share when we had been around 43 dollars a share for years, the board couldn’t turn it down.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:02 AM
Busch family was very protective of their drug abusing, murdering and womanizing members.
Fixed. (Shocked no one else had gone there.)
February 28th, 2013 at 9:02 AM
duck dynasty isn’t reality tv at all though, that’s the problem. not hating on anyone who watches it, but calling it reality tv is a bit of a stretch.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:03 AM
Huskerdawg needs a moment alone after watching the aaron murray video
February 28th, 2013 at 9:03 AM
I do as well. It’s one of the few non-sports related television shows I watch. Especially now that Pawn Stars has become terrible.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:03 AM
jesus christ, august busch IV.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:03 AM
Also, remember this is the beer that most of us are introduced to when we were young and it is very drinkable. Not too many people are going to like IPAs or heavy malts on first taste.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:04 AM
Kurt Busch can go eat it. I know, no relation
February 28th, 2013 at 9:04 AM
I spent 3 days getting drunk with friends while staying in a Spanish Harlem hostel. Wake up, saunter to the super market and buy a 12 pack of Budweiser tall boys (cause ‘Murica) each morning. Stuff is terrible, drinking it quickly became a chore. Toronto FC just announced the Stadium has switched from Carlsberg to Budweiser, now we can drink a beer as shitty as the team.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:04 AM
August Busch IV is kind of a legend around St. Louis.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:05 AM
This is not a slam against CRM, but holy shit most of the links on here were front page on Reddit the last 2 days.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:06 AM
Soused are you Jack Keroac?
February 28th, 2013 at 9:06 AM
Is the miss teen delaware child porn?
18 yo bro
I thought it was a lil creepy when the guy asked her “does anyone know you’re here?” Also found it interesting that she had broken up with her bf just a week or two earlier
/ revenge sex FTW
February 28th, 2013 at 9:07 AM
How about a Miss Local News Anchor?
/cricketa
//walk of shame
February 28th, 2013 at 9:07 AM
agreed…fuck reddit.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:08 AM
Duck Dynasty is obviously (at least) partially scripted. I like the characters though, and by all accounts the guys are like that in real life.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:08 AM
Sure. Next, you’ll tell me that TBL does not like The Following
February 28th, 2013 at 9:08 AM
The first beers I was introduced to were 40′s of malt liquor. If I was drinking those at 16 I imagine I would have been fine with IPA’s.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:09 AM
Speaking of beer ownership, Toronto Pride could be the drunkest day of the year in this city and inevitably I drunkenly berate a gay guy for drinking Coors: “You shouldn’t drink…counter…counter…it’s against your bests interests, don’t support people who don’t support you.” It’s kind of a dick move.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:10 AM
InBev is the epitome of lean management though. A-B was a major donor of lots of charities and a lot of that went to the wayside. We had a learning center at our brewery where employees or employee family could come to learn new skills and that was shuttered quickly. Our cafeteria was closed because it wasn’t part of the beer making process. Offices were turned into closets because they preferred the open environment. Major culture changes took place. Lots of forced early retirements of employees and major cutbacks on contractors.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:11 AM
This is not a slam against CRM, but holy shit most of the links on here were front page on Reddit the last 2 days.
I think the Pulp Fiction post was in a roundup last week
/ repeater
February 28th, 2013 at 9:11 AM
If someone wants to drink BMC products, that’s their choice. I’ll happily drink craft beer all by myself.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:11 AM
PT’s is legendary.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:12 AM
The 90s were a weird time. I had a few OEs and Mickeys myself.
/back then, Red Bull was not an energy drink.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:12 AM
When you’re one of the most prominent lawyers in the region, it’s not a good thing to have the FBI and Secret Service seize your computers
Oh syracuse
February 28th, 2013 at 9:12 AM
No and that asshole does not own being poor, hammered and wandering around,.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:13 AM
Kurt is a dickhead and his brother isn’t too far behind him
February 28th, 2013 at 9:13 AM
Part of the problem is that there isn’t a PM roundup. I, like you, have already seen about 90% of these links. In turn, I don’t hang around some days, unless there is a conversation going on that engages me. Some days you win, some days you’ve seen every link already.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:14 AM
I’m not too big on the craft beers but this is my new favorite.
http://www.512brewing.com/2011/12/11/512-pecan-porter-2/
February 28th, 2013 at 9:14 AM
I still have a scar on my hand from breaking a Mickey’s grenade.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:14 AM
as much as I love the Craft Can Revolution ™, I have yet to find one that works for shotgunning. Natty Light will always have a place in my football fridge as a result.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:15 AM
/back then, Red Bull was not an energy drink
Don’t forget all the Ice beers at that time. Drank a lot of Molson Ice and Bud Ice.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:15 AM
Saranac beers seem to be well liked. I live 20 minutes from the brewery
February 28th, 2013 at 9:15 AM
Soused knows that a true serf can’t afford a bus.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:16 AM
Shit, I remember when Zima first came out.
/
yes I drank it
February 28th, 2013 at 9:16 AM
Bud Ice kegs were the best because the alcohol was so high and I could get one for about $40. Good stuff.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:16 AM
Jmac thinks everyone drank red bull and vodka
February 28th, 2013 at 9:16 AM
Tried that stuff for the first time in ’89. Didn’t take a liking to it. Gave off a funky taste if I remember correctly and I never tried it again.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:18 AM
Zima was a godsend for getting chicks drunk back in high school.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:18 AM
keep that in mind when a Steph Curry post comes up at 10:00
February 28th, 2013 at 9:19 AM
All you old guys…
February 28th, 2013 at 9:19 AM
definitely went through a Mickey’s phase in HS/early college. coincided with my Camel Wide smoking phase. apparently I had a thing for wide gauge back then
February 28th, 2013 at 9:19 AM
AP, you’re from Rochester, I’ve always enjoyed Honey Brown lager. Started drinking that in college back in the early 90s.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:19 AM
Odds are that six-pack of craft beer will get you just as buzzed as polishing off 24 Nattys.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:19 AM
Had it a few times. I wasn’t impressed with their IPA.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:19 AM
I “grew up” drinking something called Haffenreffer Private Stock, a malt liquor that was popular with my inner city drinking buddies at the time. Has anyone else heard of it/seen it? I can’t find it anywhere in Houston…thinking it was a regional RI/Mass thing that may not exist any longer.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:20 AM
re: Bud Ice Kegs
My 21st birthday party resulted with me mixing Crown Royal with Bud Ice all night because I was tired of carrying both a cup and a bottle.
/oh to be young again.
//my lawn, get off it.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:21 AM
fuck Bud Ice. I would rather drink used motor oil than that shit. nothing brings the hangover like some Bud Ice.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:22 AM
Hacker…..haffenreffer
February 28th, 2013 at 9:23 AM
true, but let me see you make a respectable Beer-a-mid out of six craft beer bottles hippie.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:23 AM
^^^THIS. There are plenty of high-gravity craft beers that do this very thing. In fact, you’d be hard pressed to find ones that dont (those craft beers are usually called “session” beers). Bourbon County Brand Stout from Goose Island (now owned by InBev
) clocked in at 15%abv this year. Would much rather drink a big stout like that than a 4-pack of some cheap swill.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:23 AM
This is not a slam against CRM, but holy shit most of the links on here were front page on Reddit the last 2 days.
Let CRM have his fun. He used to drive the PM round-up daily and now is reduced to the Thursday AM round-up and whatever stupid dance is trending on youtube.
And you all have mighty highfalutin tastes for your so called “cheap” beers.
Old Milwaukee and Olympia.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:23 AM
Oh yeah, that and Crazy Horse were the two I drank the most in high school.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:25 AM
What is this about?
February 28th, 2013 at 9:26 AM
Thanks A.P. Looks like it may be available in Temple, Texas, maybe 3.5 hours from here.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:27 AM
in my early college years you could get a 22 oz. of Honey Brown or Red Dog for $1. I could walk out of the plasma donation center with a cool $25 in my pocket and still have $20 and a solid buzz at the end of the night.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:29 AM
I forgot all about that period of my life
February 28th, 2013 at 9:30 AM
Pfft, beer-a-mids aint shit without some lode-bearing growlers. I drank Max Ice 40′s.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:32 AM
I should have put it as “reality”. Like Chitwood and others have said you can tell its somewhat scripted but that doesn’t take away from my enjoyment of it. Its just a light-hearted sh
February 28th, 2013 at 9:32 AM
I should have put it as “reality”. Like Chitwood and others have said you can tell its somewhat scripted but that doesn’t take away from my enjoyment of it.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:33 AM
TWEET OF THE YEAR:
Kevin Van Valkenburg @KVanValkenburg
You can laugh at the Jets acquiring Brady Quinn to go with Sanchez and Tebow, but you won’t laugh when they garner 3 straight BCS berths.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:35 AM
Budweiser is watering down beer …
Went to dinner last night and ordered a hopslam draft, but forgot it comes in a sissy looking glass quickly switched to a Two-Hearted both were delicious.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:37 AM
My 21st birthday party resulted with me mixing Crown Royal with Bud Ice all night because I was tired of carrying both a cup and a bottle.
god, we did this exact thing in HS, just with jim beam. woke up in a pasture surrounded by cattle.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:39 AM
Hopslam just doesn’t do it for me. Add to the fact that people in NC freak out just to get a sip, I’ll pass. Isn’t worth the hassle. Two-hearted is even worse. I do, however, enjoy plenty of other Bells offerings.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:41 AM
Morrissey: Future first ballot inductee into the douchebag hall-of-fame.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:42 AM
My best friend ramped the helicopter pad at our hospital after consuming some Kentucky Deluxs. That shit was crazy.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:43 AM
I work in the beverage industry and the variety of craft beers are mindblowing. Infinitely better than the water that is Bud/coors/Miller. However, the latter is great if all you want to do is get drunk on the cheap.
Anna Hutchinson, hot damn.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:45 AM
Sheeeeeeeiiit. I tried drunk driving my buddies car (don’t drive, no license) at 10 miles an hour in a empty parking lot 3 weeks ago. It was manual and shit was fucking impossible.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:49 AM
Is this just the way this site and the entire “popular” Internet is going to be now? Gifs. Missed high fives. Individual accolade. Little substance?
February 28th, 2013 at 9:51 AM
You complain a lot about the content of a free website
February 28th, 2013 at 9:51 AM
Red Dog
I forgot all about that period of my life
I had the exact same reaction.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:54 AM
Pretty sure that Pope Emeritus link is satire, as it is in the Borowitz Report.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:56 AM
Maybe so.
February 28th, 2013 at 9:57 AM
But I’ve seen better, including from this site.
February 28th, 2013 at 10:03 AM
and you didn’t video this? for shame you cunt.
February 28th, 2013 at 10:06 AM
really? it’s pretty simple math for a lot of people, especially those that want to get drunk for cheap. a 6 pack of (insert craft beer name here) for $9.99, or a case of Natty Light for $1 more? pretty easy to see why companies like InBev control the market
but here is where i learned the real econ….it is psychologically harder to spend 10 bucks on a sixer of great beer but if you want to get drunk, those great beers are three times the abv, so you drink three at 8.0 or 12 at 3.0 for the same buzz. that knowledge has made me cheerful. never liked bud products, my cheap beer is MHL or if I see it PBR bottles or Coors (not Light)
anyway, the money works out about the same, if buzz is what you want, and craft is so much more flavorful and interesting. but you all knew that
February 28th, 2013 at 10:13 AM
No, but I am stupid enough to document my crimes.
February 28th, 2013 at 10:16 AM
You need multiple angles on a 10 mile an hour crime spree.
/Drunk driving, even at 10 miles an hour, is super hard
//This has been a PSA
///You owe me money MADD Canada you death profiteering harpies
February 28th, 2013 at 10:18 AM
Looks like Jim James needs a lint roller.
February 28th, 2013 at 10:18 AM
Great beard, soused.
/no coop
February 28th, 2013 at 10:20 AM
humanized
February 28th, 2013 at 10:21 AM
Looks like Jim James needs a lint roller.
+5 Big Gay Holidays.
February 28th, 2013 at 10:22 AM
See I would think the trouble driving was more due to the lack of a face than whatever toxic sludge occupied that flask
February 28th, 2013 at 10:23 AM
In line to get into a bar (fuck that shit but it was a friends birthday) a girl behind me asked if I had a cat. Ended up showing her a picture of my puppy and spoke Gaelic to her as she’s Irish. I’m not in the market for new a woman, but the deal would have been sealed. There is profit in wandering around like a slob especially in a city full of carefully manicured douche-bags.
February 28th, 2013 at 10:23 AM
That reminds me, that shit Joaquin Phoenix was drinking makes me shutter every time I think about it.
February 28th, 2013 at 10:32 AM
Great beard, soused.
/no coop
i think it just may be coop’d
of the four or five times i’ve been hit on by men, i am sure once was while playing hockey. i tried a vandyke, and in a break in the action a skater (i was goalie) cruised by and told me the new facial hair looked good on me
innocent? not what my gaydar said
February 28th, 2013 at 10:37 AM
“A picture of my puppy” is a great euphemism, Petey.
February 28th, 2013 at 10:40 AM
Your revolution is over, Lebowski. The bums lost.
February 28th, 2013 at 10:40 AM
Soused / Spencer = separated at birth?
February 28th, 2013 at 10:41 AM
all i’ve ever seen of soused is his lady dog and pale arm skin. and i will keep it that way
February 28th, 2013 at 10:48 AM
Soused / Spencer = separated at birth?
I don’t think Soused is a midget.
February 28th, 2013 at 10:52 AM
Looks like Jim James needs a lint roller.
+5 Big Gay Holidays.
+2 Victory Prance
February 28th, 2013 at 10:54 AM
In case everyone hasn’t moved on from this thread already…it isn’t really a huge revelation that Anheuser beers suck. At the same time, a couple of their selections are my go-to beers in times of mass consumption – most notably tailgating. When I’m going to be pounding beers for 6-8 hours I’m not going to pay much more than I have to, because after a few it’s not like you’re drinking for taste anymore.
So does anyone have any recommendations for a beer I can consume a lot of, that’s better than Anheuser beers, and is still relatively inexpensive?
February 28th, 2013 at 10:58 AM
Michelob Ultra. 95 calories
February 28th, 2013 at 11:00 AM
well played
February 28th, 2013 at 11:00 AM
hoss..other than ‘anything’, i’d say leinenkugel’s, and check your region.
northwest…rainier
east, yeungling, saranac
wisconsin, point
i enjoy ice cold bottles of pbr or coors, miller high life
February 28th, 2013 at 11:03 AM
+5 Big Gay Holidays.
+2 Victory Prance
+3 What a Wonderful Mans.
/didn’t even have to change the title.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:05 AM
Michelob Ultra.
anheuser
February 28th, 2013 at 11:05 AM
Anna Hutchison should be the permanent round up girl, IMO.
Bud Platinum will light your ass up and do it quickly.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:15 AM
August Busch IV is kind of a legend around St. Louis.
Yeah, as an “alleged” coked out paranoid. He keeps dozens (if not hundreds) of guns around his sprawling mansion, sometimes he even puts his guns into a pile. And he was present/in the home when his smoking hot girlfriend died of acute oxycodone intoxication a couple years back.
Guy to root for.