Comments on: Kate Upton’s Boobs Are Being Censored at Dallas/Fort Worth Airport

By: ms621

ms621 — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 16:33:50 +0000

Also Dallas is a fucking shithole and I hate it. Bad food, asshole residents, every sweaty assclown in the whole city thinks he is Jerrah Jones or some big shot. Tons of people there with lots of money and zero taste. it’s basically Oklahoma with a misguided, inflated ego city-wide. Except for Pantera, of course.

I hope your plane crashes.

By: Novac Chokeabitch

Novac Chokeabitch — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 06:18:13 +0000

I have a layover there next week so I will personally remove all the paper blocking the glorious bewbage.

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 05:34:25 +0000

Reminds me how my Mom used to pull out all the riske pics out of the SI swimsuit edition when I was young.

leaving you with… ?

By: yorwifesahor

yorwifesahor — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 03:58:16 +0000

Reminds me how my Mom used to pull out all the riske pics out of the SI swimsuit edition when I was young. All it did was make me race home from school to grab the issue before her and lie that the mailman must of stole it. I’m pretty sure I might have got a mailman fired for my lies.

Is that how you went blind?

By: Career High

Career High — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 03:35:19 +0000

Reminds me how my Mom used to pull out all the riske pics out of the SI swimsuit edition when I was young. All it did was make me race home from school to grab the issue before her and lie that the mailman must of stole it. I’m pretty sure I might have got a mailman fired for my lies.

By: Donald Patrick Mynack

Donald Patrick Mynack — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 03:13:58 +0000

Just walked by a similar display at IAH. No manila paper – Kate was all there for all to see!

//Dallas can get a little uptight sometimes…

By: Monster is Meth

Monster is Meth — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 02:46:30 +0000

/uttered in Frankenstein voice
//with Texas twang

My head just exploded trying to figure out what that would sound like.

By: orly57

orly57 — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 02:43:22 +0000

“Guns good, titties bad”
/uttered in Frankenstein voice
//with Texas twang

By: Charlie Sheens Dopeman

Charlie Sheens Dopeman — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 02:41:47 +0000

If you have ever had a gold plated pistol in your grill you know the meaning of life

By: Charlie Sheens Dopeman

Charlie Sheens Dopeman — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 02:35:44 +0000

no no no, we are looking for cowboy hats, mexicans and pistolas

By: Monster is Meth

Monster is Meth — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 02:27:58 +0000

Fuck the T-Shirts. Coming to a sporting event near you.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/28/us/border-smugglers-cannon/index.html?hpt=hp_c1

By: Some Random Old Dude

Some Random Old Dude — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 02:00:19 +0000

Boobs and Texas go together like whiskey and more whiskey.

I'm sorry. We were looking for "...go together like guns and whiskey".

By: Monster is Meth

Monster is Meth — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 01:39:02 +0000

And by shit I mean bulbous whales.

By: Monster is Meth

Monster is Meth — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 01:38:16 +0000

seems like some good samaritan simply wanted to cover up that disgusting stomach fat.

Well they need to come to this office and cover up the shit I have to look at every day.

By: Liquor

Liquor — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 01:32:37 +0000

If you look closely her boobs are still somewhat visible, seems like some good samaritan simply wanted to cover up that disgusting stomach fat.

By: Monster is Meth

Monster is Meth — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 01:28:52 +0000

I read the comments on that story. Wow, people are still stupid

Caved in and went to it. I didn’t see any comments listed. Might’ve been blocked.

By: Monster is Meth

Monster is Meth — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 01:23:20 +0000

Meth, you need to get the fuck outta Delaware.

Been trying, man. I don’t know what my odds of landing a job elsewhere would be without me moving there first. I don’t want to move without a job though.

By: Nada

Nada — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 01:07:22 +0000

Trombone Shorty is the fucking real deal.

/ Listening to Trombone Shorty
// His brother is even better

By: Nada

Nada — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 01:02:54 +0000

Meth, you need to get the fuck outta Delaware.

By: Nada

Nada — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 01:01:48 +0000

SHE HAS NO HIPS