Kate Upton’s Boobs Are Being Censored at Dallas/Fort Worth Airport

All, Kate Upton, Poon, SI Swimsuit Issue Tim Ryan February 28th. 2013, 6:48pm

A magazine rack in the Dallas/Fort Worth airport is displaying the SI Swimsuit issue that famously features Kate Upton’s rack, but with one noted exception. Strategically placed sheets of manila paper have conveniently been added to tragically shield Miss Upton’s cleavage.

This is surprising on many levels. For one thing, the cover really isn’t all that provocative, at least not enough to be censored. And secondly, this is Texas. Boobs and Texas go together like whiskey and more whiskey.

Note: Picture not cropped in the interest of capturing that true airport feel.

[via ‏@hotfoodporn]

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32 Responses to “Kate Upton’s Boobs Are Being Censored at Dallas/Fort Worth Airport”

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Draft King Says:
February 28th, 2013 at 6:52 PM
As usual, America’s puritanical roots are showing.
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KC Resident Says:
February 28th, 2013 at 7:07 PM
DFW is Tim’s new favorite airport.
And secondly, this is Texas. Boobs and Texas go together like whiskey and more whiskey.
Yes, but Texas will never admit that.
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KC Resident Says:
February 28th, 2013 at 7:10 PM
The comment section of this article is just, I dunno. America, I guess.
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/SJ-Male-Nurse-Guilty-of-Sexually-Assaulting-Quadruplegic-Man-193811901.html
/Cue Soused and a thousand, “cunts!”
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Monster is Meth Says:
February 28th, 2013 at 7:13 PM
I’m not clicking that.
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Caribou Says:
February 28th, 2013 at 7:17 PM
I love boobs, especially Kate’s boobs. I hope she never shows them off, just keeps us guessing with wet tshirts and side shots.
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KC Resident Says:
February 28th, 2013 at 7:22 PM
I’m not clicking that.
You’ve got a long night at work. Just trying to help you out.
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Monster is Meth Says:
February 28th, 2013 at 7:31 PM
This site apparently doesn’t like me saying how my shift is halfway through and that my brother interviewed for a job with the same shift and I asked him what the fuck he was thinking because it keeps eating the comment up.
/Looks like my time is up here
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Tim Ryan Says:
February 28th, 2013 at 7:37 PM
Brother sweet brother, the story of Stanton Sweet.
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Monster is Meth Says:
February 28th, 2013 at 7:46 PM
Stanton Sweet
Is that the name of the candy store where you get your chocolates, fatty fatfat?
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Monster is Meth Says:
February 28th, 2013 at 7:48 PM
Just had to throw that in there. All that tubby and lardass fast food breakfast talk from earlier had me dying in here.
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A.P. Says:
February 28th, 2013 at 7:51 PM
I read the comments on that story. Wow, people are still stupid
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Charlie Sheens Dopeman Says:
February 28th, 2013 at 7:53 PM
Butler switched conferences again, like the whore that they are
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Nada Says:
February 28th, 2013 at 8:01 PM
SHE HAS NO HIPS
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Nada Says:
February 28th, 2013 at 8:02 PM
Meth, you need to get the fuck outta Delaware.
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Nada Says:
February 28th, 2013 at 8:07 PM
Trombone Shorty is the fucking real deal.
/ Listening to Trombone Shorty
// His brother is even better
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Monster is Meth Says:
February 28th, 2013 at 8:23 PM
Meth, you need to get the fuck outta Delaware.
Been trying, man. I don’t know what my odds of landing a job elsewhere would be without me moving there first. I don’t want to move without a job though.
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Monster is Meth Says:
February 28th, 2013 at 8:28 PM
I read the comments on that story. Wow, people are still stupid
Caved in and went to it. I didn’t see any comments listed. Might’ve been blocked.
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Liquor Says:
February 28th, 2013 at 8:32 PM
If you look closely her boobs are still somewhat visible, seems like some good samaritan simply wanted to cover up that disgusting stomach fat.
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Monster is Meth Says:
February 28th, 2013 at 8:38 PM
seems like some good samaritan simply wanted to cover up that disgusting stomach fat.
Well they need to come to this office and cover up the shit I have to look at every day.
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Monster is Meth Says:
February 28th, 2013 at 8:39 PM
And by shit I mean bulbous whales.
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Some Random Old Dude Says:
February 28th, 2013 at 9:00 PM
Boobs and Texas go together like whiskey and more whiskey.
I’m sorry. We were looking for “…go together like guns and whiskey”.
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Monster is Meth Says:
February 28th, 2013 at 9:27 PM
Fuck the T-Shirts. Coming to a sporting event near you.
http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/28/us/border-smugglers-cannon/index.html?hpt=hp_c1
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Charlie Sheens Dopeman Says:
February 28th, 2013 at 9:35 PM
no no no, we are looking for cowboy hats, mexicans and pistolas
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Charlie Sheens Dopeman Says:
February 28th, 2013 at 9:41 PM
If you have ever had a gold plated pistol in your grill you know the meaning of life
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orly57 Says:
February 28th, 2013 at 9:43 PM
“Guns good, titties bad”
/uttered in Frankenstein voice
//with Texas twang
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Monster is Meth Says:
February 28th, 2013 at 9:46 PM
/uttered in Frankenstein voice
//with Texas twang
My head just exploded trying to figure out what that would sound like.
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Donald Patrick Mynack Says:
February 28th, 2013 at 10:13 PM
Just walked by a similar display at IAH. No manila paper – Kate was all there for all to see!
//Dallas can get a little uptight sometimes…
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Career High Says:
February 28th, 2013 at 10:35 PM
Reminds me how my Mom used to pull out all the riske pics out of the SI swimsuit edition when I was young. All it did was make me race home from school to grab the issue before her and lie that the mailman must of stole it. I’m pretty sure I might have got a mailman fired for my lies.
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yorwifesahor Says:
February 28th, 2013 at 10:58 PM
Reminds me how my Mom used to pull out all the riske pics out of the SI swimsuit edition when I was young. All it did was make me race home from school to grab the issue before her and lie that the mailman must of stole it. I’m pretty sure I might have got a mailman fired for my lies.
Is that how you went blind?
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
March 1st, 2013 at 12:34 AM
Reminds me how my Mom used to pull out all the riske pics out of the SI swimsuit edition when I was young.
leaving you with… ?
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Novac Chokeabitch Says:
March 1st, 2013 at 1:18 AM
I have a layover there next week so I will personally remove all the paper blocking the glorious bewbage.
Also Dallas is a fucking shithole and I hate it. Bad food, asshole residents, every sweaty assclown in the whole city thinks he is Jerrah Jones or some big shot. Tons of people there with lots of money and zero taste. it’s basically Oklahoma with a misguided, inflated ego city-wide. Except for Pantera, of course.
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ms621 Says:
March 1st, 2013 at 11:33 AM
Also Dallas is a fucking shithole and I hate it. Bad food, asshole residents, every sweaty assclown in the whole city thinks he is Jerrah Jones or some big shot. Tons of people there with lots of money and zero taste. it’s basically Oklahoma with a misguided, inflated ego city-wide. Except for Pantera, of course.
I hope your plane crashes.