Adidas Sleeve Zubaz College Basketball Uniforms Are Hideous
All, College Basketball, Jerseys February 28th. 2013, 10:35am
Adidas’ not so subtle campaign to ruin college athletics continues, with these college basketball uniforms. The cap sleeves are horrifying enough. Then you throw in modern zubaz? The combination is so outlandish it distracts you from how clownish the solid car sock/shoe combination looks. Really, Adidas? Has anyone not employed by a shoe company ever looked at UCLA’s basketball uniforms and thought those needed a massive overhaul?
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February 28th, 2013 at 10:36 AM
what.the.fuck
February 28th, 2013 at 10:40 AM
tops are fine, but….who the fuck says OK to this? i bet they are saying ‘it’s so ugly it will get more play than a classy setup’
February 28th, 2013 at 10:43 AM
please tell me they are offering Michigan shorts.
February 28th, 2013 at 10:45 AM
Glad Mizzou is Nike. These Adidas unis are a joke.
February 28th, 2013 at 10:46 AM
Adidas is too focused on fucking up Michigan’s football uniforms to worry about basketball shorts.
February 28th, 2013 at 10:47 AM
Cinci wouldn’t be that bad if the entire uniform had the pattern of the shorts but holy shit overall.
February 28th, 2013 at 10:48 AM
outlandish
Great word use Duffy. Very underutilized…
February 28th, 2013 at 10:49 AM
Might have to try a shamrock shake at lunch.
/No, I won’t
February 28th, 2013 at 10:51 AM
I want to meet the guy who said this is exactly what I had in mind, perfect design.
February 28th, 2013 at 10:51 AM
A.K.A. the Tim Ryan collection
February 28th, 2013 at 10:51 AM
only thing I would ever eat a McDonald’s. thing is awesome.
February 28th, 2013 at 10:53 AM
shamrock shakes are like manna from the heavens
February 28th, 2013 at 10:53 AM
hideous, but still…i kinda like em.
February 28th, 2013 at 10:55 AM
really? i feel that way about their lunch/dinner, but their bfast? heavenly.
February 28th, 2013 at 10:55 AM
I’d rather have ads on jerseys if it subsides this downward spiral of awful jerseys.
February 28th, 2013 at 10:55 AM
I can’t explain how much I hate Adidas. MCA and Jam Master Jay are rolling in their graves.
February 28th, 2013 at 10:55 AM
Well done
February 28th, 2013 at 10:56 AM
I want to meet the guy who said this is exactly what I had in mind, perfect design.
Jean Pierre laToillette, Paris
February 28th, 2013 at 10:56 AM
between, you, clown and myself, i think we could fuck adidas up something fierce. they’re the WORST.
/ok, ill admit it, they do make really nice golf shoes…BUT THAT’S IT DAMNIT
February 28th, 2013 at 10:57 AM
A.K.A. the Tim Ryan collection
Big and Tall.
February 28th, 2013 at 10:58 AM
I avoid McD’s. I’ve been successful even though I’m spending more time out of town.
February 28th, 2013 at 10:58 AM
Dan Marino approves.
February 28th, 2013 at 10:59 AM
I’d be willing to bet that this was created by that rarest subset of humans: the straight male designer.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:00 AM
Abomination.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:01 AM
hernia…do you watch workaholics? nice lil shoutout to jimmy hart last night.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:01 AM
Can’t imagine your response to Kate Upton wearing one of these.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:02 AM
the straight male designer.
i’m a tim gunn man. where’s the entertainment in a straight male designer
/chop chop!
//too matchy matchy!
February 28th, 2013 at 11:02 AM
it’s scientific proof that if your college program signs on with adidas, it’s good for 3 extra losses than being with nike.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:03 AM
adidas made those sweet green/black/white keyshawn johnson shoes from the late 90s. i need to find some
February 28th, 2013 at 11:06 AM
not a big fast food breakfast guy, except for Chik Fil A.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:07 AM
speaking of horrible shoe companies and questionable fashion choices…reebok in the late 90′s was straight up awesome/horrible. the shaq ‘shaqnosis’ shoes and shawn kemp’s? amazing.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:07 AM
you have good taste.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:07 AM
i have yet to meet the fast food breakfast sandwich that didn;t make me tumescent
dangerous stuff
February 28th, 2013 at 11:08 AM
I would totally rock some reebok Pumps this summer
February 28th, 2013 at 11:09 AM
enjoy the slideshow spence
my first google attempt was ‘ugly basketball hoes’
February 28th, 2013 at 11:09 AM
Kill it with fire.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:10 AM
it’s scientific proof that if your college program signs on with adidas
hoosiers are the only exception.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:10 AM
Indeed. Not sure where they are located, but Jack’s chicken biscuit is delicious. Have them in West Tn I know
February 28th, 2013 at 11:10 AM
Some programs need flash to draw attention away from the product on the floor. To me, UCLA, Kansas, UNC and Duke have enough history where they don’t need to stoop to this. Their unis are classic and classy.
If you’re Southern Utah, NJIT or Texas-Pan American, go for it. If you’re UCLA, why?
February 28th, 2013 at 11:11 AM
awesome link…and i was really hoping the penny 2′s (my all time fav’s) weren’t on there. they werent! good job b/r.
yea, but the only people who care about college basketball are college football fans who’s team suck. see: indiana.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:13 AM
Those chicken minis are some kinda good.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:13 AM
And I thought Cinci was sponsored by Jordan
February 28th, 2013 at 11:13 AM
Bunch of fat slobs in here.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:14 AM
there are some heinous shoes in that link. mostly anything with straps or the color brown
the marbury’s are special tho….ugly and cheap
February 28th, 2013 at 11:15 AM
Not everyday, Timothy. We can’t take your throne away
February 28th, 2013 at 11:15 AM
yea, but there are also some decent ones that don’t belong. i think they nailed number 1 tho.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:16 AM
And just when I thought no one could make uglier uniforms than Under Armour.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:16 AM
Those Jordan VIII’s…woof.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:17 AM
Your words are hurtful. But, I laugh through my tears, as I do more fridge recon.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:17 AM
Fast food breakfast is the definition of a fatty. Get yourselves together.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:18 AM
i disagree…if youre going to put crap in your body, the morning is the time to do it. you’ll burn it off as you go thru the day, as long as you dont eat fast food the rest of the day either.
/don’t not really this you know it’s true
February 28th, 2013 at 11:19 AM
Fast food breakfast is the definition of a fatty.Get yourselves together.
no doubt. save the money for the two Big Macs for 5 bucks
February 28th, 2013 at 11:20 AM
/don’t not really this you know it’s true
i feel like i have an eye for talent, and this caught my eye
February 28th, 2013 at 11:20 AM
It actually is. Breakfast is the optimal time to consume fat. Tim Ryan displays his flawed logic and why he pokes extra loop holes in his designer belts.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:21 AM
If you’re at McDonald’s for breakfast, Dieck, you’re at Arbee’s for lunch.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:21 AM
I guess I’ll be the first and only to say it. I’m digging the Notre Dame one and I don’t mind the Louisville outfit. I’d wear those two over those crap road alternates that UK/UNC/Duke/GTown had. (Rest are horrible)
February 28th, 2013 at 11:23 AM
So someone who goes to McDonald’s for breakfast is likely having grilled chicken and vegetables for lunch? I doubt it, tubby.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:23 AM
to be fair a) im at trader joe’s or whole foods for lunch, b) i go to DD in the mornings for a bagel, c) “im so hungry id eat at arby’s.”
February 28th, 2013 at 11:24 AM
If they came in sweatpants version, so would Hernia.
Alternate: The Notre Dame one would hide the Shamrock Shake stains pretty well.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:24 AM
I think that gravy scented cologne is going to your brain there big fella
February 28th, 2013 at 11:24 AM
whole foods for lunch
their salad bar/buffet area is amazing, as is the stuff you can buy from the deli counter
February 28th, 2013 at 11:25 AM
Not me. I need some carbs and maybe some protein. I usually only eat breakfast if I’m going to run though, and you only make the mistake once of a high-fat meal followed by running.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:26 AM
For most, no. Sometimes you’re running late though. I choose just to not eat, but a late night McDonald’s breakfast biscuit after a night out is hard to explain how good it tastes.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:26 AM
Burn it with fire. This will increase interest in college basketball, just like Maryland football.
Fat on fat crime, what a shame.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:26 AM
JMAC has said before that he likes to eat the McGriddles on game day before he slips on his Smedium Sanchez jersey
February 28th, 2013 at 11:27 AM
obviously high-fat before running is a horrible idea…but you only eat bfast if youre running? that’s like a double-nut punch to your metabolism.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:28 AM
This was directed at me?
I won’t disagree though… it’s always better to eat more calories early. Heart/muscles function very well on burning fatty acids, so if you are going to be fairly active/have a heartbeat, you can burn it off.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:28 AM
it was directed at hernia…he knows why.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:29 AM
Starscream has either been drinking this morning or he works for Adidas.
I guess I’ll be the first and only to say it. I’m digging the Notre Dame one and I don’t mind the Louisville outfit. I’d wear those two over those crap road alternates that UK/UNC/Duke/GTown had. (Rest are horrible)
February 28th, 2013 at 11:29 AM
Oh, it’s terrible. It’s the worst thing you can do for weight loss, along with eating big carb loaded meals late in the evening (I do this), and raiding the cabinet for leftover Reeses PB chips.
/is a fatty
February 28th, 2013 at 11:29 AM
Tim is having a hard time accepting he is walking ball of lard. So, he lashes out at us. He just needs support. Like a bra, compression shorts and socks.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:30 AM
HOLD THE FUCK UP…what are these?
February 28th, 2013 at 11:32 AM
I’m getting the sense from his participation in this meme that KC has jiggly boobs.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:32 AM
I do this, but I’ve still done quite well with loss.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:33 AM
HOLD THE FUCK UP…what are these?
like choc chips, only made of peanut butter…
February 28th, 2013 at 11:33 AM
I didn’t say that, lardass. I just was affirming spence’s assertion that the morning is the best time to consume fat. And I’m at almost a month of non-fast food, including Chik-Fil-A so I have no dog in this fight. Also, my non-fattiness has been confirmed by those on here. You however, remain hidden away like an enormous freak.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:34 AM
oh…that’s somewhat deflating, tho they are delicioius.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:34 AM
Reeses peanut butter chips. Every once in a while I get asked to make my white chocolate peanut butter chip cookies, and there’s always 1/4 bag of the chips left that call to in the night.
PLP – you are way more committed than I am. I enjoy eating.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:34 AM
I do this, but I’ve still done quite well with loss.
must be the scented lip balm
February 28th, 2013 at 11:34 AM
That’s not impressive at all. Fast food is for idiots who buy mugs and sweatshirts from their cable company.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:35 AM
That’s actually a horrible decision. Better off putting something in your body.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:36 AM
It wasn’t meant to be impressive, it was meant to show that I wasn’t stating the facts about fat in the morning because I frequent fast food establishments for breakfast. Your Homer Simpson moo-moo might be on too tight, time to go up another size.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:37 AM
mugs and sweatshirts from their cable company.
(picks jaw off floor)
if you’re not getting these comped, you;re doing it wrong
February 28th, 2013 at 11:38 AM
Yea. always had high metabolism playing sports. First year out of college, gained 15 quick. Promised myself to never look like Tim Ryan again. Also, lying to myself about being hungry helps.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:38 AM
I won’t deny the UCLA uniform is probably the worst uniform I’ve ever seen. But, I would wear the Notre Dame/Louisville over any of those Hyper Elite Road Alts (http://c-product.images.fansedge.com/66-57/66-57376-F.jpg)
February 28th, 2013 at 11:39 AM
wait, what?
February 28th, 2013 at 11:39 AM
how do the scientists here feel about alcohol in the morning?
/sips red wine
February 28th, 2013 at 11:42 AM
I kind of agree with Starscream on the Louisville uni. I don’t think it looks that bad.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:43 AM
I was absolutely slayed by this.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:43 AM
Tim Ryan displays his flawed logic and why he pokes extra fruit-loop holes in his designer belts.
fixed
February 28th, 2013 at 11:46 AM
If I’m gonna eat a fast food b’fast – eggs at Waffle House is the best option.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:49 AM
i would eat cripsy corned beef hash with a couple over medium eggs on top until my heart seized up
February 28th, 2013 at 11:50 AM
cripsy means i’m in south central
February 28th, 2013 at 11:50 AM
change those over medium eggs to poached and im right there with you lawya.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:51 AM
Fast food is for idiots who buy mugs and sweatshirts from their cable company.
wait, what?
I don’t know, but he was on a roll so I just left it alone.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:55 AM
Somewhere Ronald McDonald is high-fiving everyone, LMAO!
February 28th, 2013 at 11:55 AM
You really have a way with the ladies.
February 28th, 2013 at 11:56 AM
gotta have some goo spence
February 28th, 2013 at 11:58 AM
Chic fil a being built one hundred yards from my house. If I were gonna marry a restuarant it would be chic fil a
February 28th, 2013 at 12:01 PM
If Hernia were to marry a restaurant, it would probably be Ryan’s
February 28th, 2013 at 12:12 PM
If Hernia were to marry a restaurant, it would probably be
Ryan’sBob’s Big Boy./fixed
February 28th, 2013 at 12:15 PM
/no coop
//IT BETTER NOT BE
///Chick fil-a’d
February 28th, 2013 at 12:27 PM
how would you know?
February 28th, 2013 at 12:49 PM
Bob’s Big Boy.
i have a t-shirt i only wear to the gym
isn’t it ironic? dontcha think?
February 28th, 2013 at 1:30 PM
i kinda hope UCLA doesn’t make the tourney now (full disclosure, i went to UCLA), so i don’t have to watch them play a game in those fucking eye-sores.
realize that reebok/laving screwed this up a long time ago, but that being said, i am very, very disappointed that UCLA hoops can’t be treated with a little more respect when it comes to this stuff.
i mean, USC football is a top 5 Nike school and they have never gone the way of all those stupid ‘combat wear’ uniforms.
call me a traditionalist or worse, but these uni’s are flat out embarrassing. both UCLA and Kansas should be ashamed for getting railroaded into wearing them.
February 28th, 2013 at 1:39 PM
From the makers of Bad Idea jeans.
March 1st, 2013 at 4:16 PM
I always thought Under Armor made the most embarrassing uniforms in sports but Adidas seems hell-bent on giving them a run for that crown…