Roundup: Reporter Dodges Kiss, Keeps Reporting, Internet Gambling is Coming to New Jersey & Miss Delaware Teen USA Resigns After Sex Video Surfaces
Kendra Wilkinson … woman accidentally drops engagement ring in homeless man’s cup … props to this kid for walking 10 miles to a job interview … scientists: 72 is the new 30 … man assaults relative with burrito … critic hated Seth MacFarlane’s Oscars performance … man thinks he sees Jesus in this bird dropping … man tries to break into car that had a man sleeping in it … if you’re into the media and blogs, you may like this Q&A … Michelle Williams is single again …
New Jersey Governor signs bill to allow internet gambling. Jersey joins Nevada and Delaware. Who’s next? [AP]
Florida lost at Tennessee, 64-58, and no longer has a shot at a No. 1 seed. [Vols Extra]
These stats shine a nice light on Tyler Bray, who is only 20. [Football Perspective]
Gonzaga, which probably will be the “new No. 1″ – whatever that’s worth – is just 1-2 against ranked teams this year. [Fox Sports Southwest]
The Jets can’t trade Darrelle Revis, because it would mean Rex Ryan is gone. [Yahoo Sports]
Father and daughter have been banned from PNC Park after a brawl. [WTAE]
Shark kills swimmer in New Zealand. [Guardian]
Miss Teen Delaware resigns after a sex video she’s in surfaces. That link is safe; the sex video is definitely not. [Gawker]
Bobby Valentine, who refuses to stop working, is going to be the AD at Sacred Heart University. [Courant]
Memphis saw its 18-game winning streak end against Xavier. [Cincinnati.com]
No details of who or where or why, just a woman fainting on live TV. [via Adam]
Russian company attempts viral video. But you’re not watching for the branding or Ovechkin. [via Hot Clicks]
Reporter dodges kiss on live TV, keeps reporting. [via Cartmaniak]
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February 27th, 2013 at 8:24 AM
Kendra Wilkinson
Immediately think of her giving up the story about Hef getting on top, pumping a few times and when it was time for his moment scream “goddamit wow!” I’m positive dust blew out.
February 27th, 2013 at 8:25 AM
Kendra Wilkinson
I hope this doesn’t mean that Jason is going back to his old roundup girl habits.
She’s disgusting.
February 27th, 2013 at 8:26 AM
props to this kid for walking 10 miles to a job interview
thanks for linking to that, I saw that this morning and was hoping somebody else saw that.
February 27th, 2013 at 8:29 AM
The five minutes I watched of that Hef show with those playmates, the girls were on a golf course. Kendra was the only one with any semblance of athletic ability, and had a surprisingly halfway decent golf swing.
February 27th, 2013 at 8:29 AM
Reporter on airplane passing out >>> Woman passing out from some medical problem
/not funny
February 27th, 2013 at 8:30 AM
The #1 seed was upset again last night+
-+
February 27th, 2013 at 8:32 AM
Miss Teen Delaware resigns after a sex video she’s in surfaces.
Was that her talent?
February 27th, 2013 at 8:33 AM
Mom and Dad must be proud
February 27th, 2013 at 8:33 AM
Tyler Bray wont make it in the NFL. I recognize that I have little to no credibility here but you can trust me on this.
February 27th, 2013 at 8:33 AM
I read Gawker yesterday so yeah I saw it.
February 27th, 2013 at 8:34 AM
She’s a foster system product so good work there.
February 27th, 2013 at 8:36 AM
Mom and Dad must be proud
And her shy neighbor that never took a shot is pissed.
February 27th, 2013 at 8:37 AM
Kendra Wilkinson
Amazing that somehow Hank Baskett kept her from him seeing his horrific Super Bowl gaffe all this time.
February 27th, 2013 at 8:38 AM
Was that her talent?
magic doves
February 27th, 2013 at 8:40 AM
Bruce Smith passing out >>>>>>>
February 27th, 2013 at 8:41 AM
I always fund it hilarious when some of you guys are ripping on these round up girls, which are uniformly beautiful.
That said, Kendra Wilkinson has always bugged me. Something about her face is repelling to me. Her demeanor and level of class is even lower.
February 27th, 2013 at 8:43 AM
Hopefully, NJ again, with sports gambling.
February 27th, 2013 at 8:43 AM
Bruce Smith passing out >>>>>>>
I know he was being a professional… but what a dick for not helping out Bruce
February 27th, 2013 at 8:44 AM
Never saw that before. Douche Trev Alberts trying to keep it cool is classic.
February 27th, 2013 at 8:46 AM
Seems like a bunch of nice people. she’s a fatty
February 27th, 2013 at 8:48 AM
They have no chance to get a number one??
February 27th, 2013 at 8:50 AM
All of this. Don’t know how she is still relevant. Didn’t that show Gil’s Next Door go out like 4-5 yrs ago? Her laugh, ohh that laugh, would drive me insane. hank must wear earplugs a lot.
February 27th, 2013 at 8:50 AM
For the “only in Florida” crowd:
https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan
/possibly duckworth’d
February 27th, 2013 at 8:51 AM
Nah, it doesn’t have to be. You folk with paramours, you have all sorts of opportunites for romance. And, spring training starts. Boring? Not even.
I think Wilkinson is pretty, but she should consider different hairstyles.
A streak of eleven straight wins on the road ended, as well. GTG, but this isn’t one of their better teams. Pastner was going for his 100th coaching win last night.
I think they’s get in the tournament, but they won’t survive the first weekend.
February 27th, 2013 at 8:52 AM
Also, for the craft beer drinkers in the Philly area, this is the Pliny the Younger release info:
h/t reddit
February 27th, 2013 at 8:53 AM
yep. I always said that he must be the most un-funny man alive, because if he was cracking jokes all the time she would have been found in a ditch a long time ago.
February 27th, 2013 at 8:55 AM
anyone think that porn is slightly less exploitative than teen pageants? ok, maybe not less, but in the same ballpark?
February 27th, 2013 at 8:56 AM
anyone have any good suggestions for areas to live in chicago? was offered a promotion at work yesterday and it means relocating to chicago. offices are right near o’hare.
February 27th, 2013 at 8:58 AM
that sounds better.
February 27th, 2013 at 8:58 AM
Pageants for teens and younger are creepy conceptually. I don’t fool with ‘em.
February 27th, 2013 at 8:59 AM
critic hated Seth MacFarlane’s Oscars performance
the author comes off just a wee bit spiteful in this article. throwing around ‘misogyny’ claims and whatnot. we get it. you didn’t like Seth. but trying to tie him to the Onion’s tweet is a huge stretch.
February 27th, 2013 at 8:59 AM
Sounds like you’re taking in AC? Congrats.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:00 AM
I’m sure somebody has cobbled together a good gun violence map on Google.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:01 AM
When the fock will this man go away?!?
February 27th, 2013 at 9:01 AM
Oh Christ. That’s going to be a shitshow
February 27th, 2013 at 9:01 AM
lol. somebody actually clicked the link!
February 27th, 2013 at 9:02 AM
Follow up from yesterday.. Isn’t this much detail a little fucking over the top for the sake of family and friends?
February 27th, 2013 at 9:02 AM
no, Florida has no shot at a #1 seed. SEC is too down. Winning out won’t get them in.
Miami, Duke, Indiana, Gonzaga, Michigan, Kansas, Syracuse are the only contenders, IMO.
Orange have to beat Ville, GTown, then win BET.
Michigan has to beat MSU, Indiana, then win B10Tourney.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:02 AM
I can’t offer much help, but that sounds like a commuting nightmare regardless of where you live.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:03 AM
anyone have any good suggestions for areas to live in chicago? was offered a promotion at work yesterday and it means relocating to chicago. offices are right near o’hare.
asked a girl i know who is from there and just got relocated back last year so is fairly familiar. here is what she said: nice!! i really like old town and southern part of lincoln park- wicker park is kinda hipster/trendy and neighborhood is improving but still kinda up and coming. o’hare is about 30-45min outside of city depending on traffic but northside of city a relatively easy commute
February 27th, 2013 at 9:03 AM
August and June are pretty boring. February at least has a holiday.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:04 AM
Anyone seen that Miss Delaware video?
February 27th, 2013 at 9:05 AM
Have to work on February’s “holiday”, just waiting for Memorial Day
February 27th, 2013 at 9:05 AM
No, props to the restaurant owner for giving him a chance and a job. The kid I stupid for not finding a minimum wage job interview closer to home. Or take the bus.
/been to papa roux many times
//good food
February 27th, 2013 at 9:07 AM
Whatever. I used to walk 4 miles in the dead of winter at least twice a week to and from Video Update to rent SNES games and shitty old WWF tapes back in the mid 90s.
/get off my lawn
February 27th, 2013 at 9:08 AM
Do you get paid to be in pageants?
February 27th, 2013 at 9:08 AM
Seth Macfarlane is an abomination. He acts as though he has no self awareness.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:09 AM
August and June are golf/lake weather though, who needs a bullshit holiday when you can sit in a life jacket like a diaper in the lake and drink beer all day? or play 36 holes a day and still have plenty of day light left.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:09 AM
i really dont have much desire to play assassins creed 3, BUT…assassins creed pirates? you have my attention.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:09 AM
Good on that kid and Papa Roux. Sounds like a good match between them.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:10 AM
FWIW teamrankings still gives them a 32% chance.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:10 AM
thanks scripty and tonystark
just gotta work out some language in the offer and its a yes.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:11 AM
This might be the most PurdueMatt comment ever.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:11 AM
He cannot afford the bus. He’s living within his means. Pulling himself up by his bootstraps. I thought people of your ilk appreciate this.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:11 AM
June is a good month in Texas, August is akin to winter in the North East. You can not leave your house or office unless you want to cook to death.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:13 AM
That said, Kendra Wilkinson has always bugged me. Something about her face is repelling to me.
Hey Kendra…why the long face?
/veal
February 27th, 2013 at 9:13 AM
Query: Has there ever been a good NFL player named Hank?
//Kendra shoulda googled…
February 27th, 2013 at 9:13 AM
Holy Justified. Get some Arlo.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:14 AM
Or take the bus.
he said he didnt have money, his parents were dead and he was trying to support his young siblings.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:14 AM
Very unfair. This is the morning roundup. Obviously he is going to have things that have already happened the previous few days. All blogs regurgitate information from other blogs.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:14 AM
These seem like the same story. At least she made him wear a condom, hey the kids are all right!
/Tag these stories ‘Horatio Alger’
February 27th, 2013 at 9:15 AM
I can sign onto this. At least she’s getting paid for the porn (presumably).
Also, as for this girl….my guess is she’s reading the Kim Kardashian playbook. I’m sure she’ll be on a reality show shortly.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:15 AM
You have to give that kid credit. Sure, he dropped out of school but at least he is trying. No harm in that. I couldn’t imagine being so poor I couldn’t afford a bus ticket.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:15 AM
Does Henry count? Henry Ellard was good.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:16 AM
She does have some Sara Jessica Parker-itis.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:16 AM
OT/ I watched Safety Not Guaranteed lsat night, I am smitten with Aubrey Plaza.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:16 AM
February 27th, 2013 at 9:16 AM
And Henry Thomas was a monster of a DT in the late 80s early 90s
February 27th, 2013 at 9:17 AM
And the least shocking development of all time is: *raises hand*
February 27th, 2013 at 9:17 AM
How many times is IU allowed to lose to an unranked team and still be #1?
February 27th, 2013 at 9:17 AM
i feel like this was the first episode in a string of say, like, five that are going to be fucking incredible.
and of coruse, now that i say that, the next episode will probably be winona’s baby shower.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:19 AM
Hank Stram was a pretty good coach.
Hank Fraley was the Eagles’ starting center for a few years and he was pretty decent.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:19 AM
not a player, but hank stram count?
February 27th, 2013 at 9:19 AM
I usually can’t stand her, but I really liked her in this.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:19 AM
Holy Justified. Get some Arlo.
i’m like 3 episodes behind on my DVR. looks like i know what i’m doing tonight.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:20 AM
*looks at camera, pouts, acts like a child, HILARITY!*
February 27th, 2013 at 9:20 AM
I know the area where that kid was walking near Papa Roux. Tons of restaurants and retail stores. Walking for hours further down the road isn’t necessary.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:20 AM
I would just walk around Chicago in blackface and ask people where to live if I were you.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:20 AM
LOL!
February 27th, 2013 at 9:20 AM
She’s an orphan, her and ten miles kid should get go out for some grass and car watching.
/Horatio Alger romance
//Or do what Ayn Rand did and go on government assistance
///Bootstraps
February 27th, 2013 at 9:20 AM
I really enjoyed that. Good payoff at the end.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:21 AM
Just incredible from start to finish. Methinks Arlo may not be quite dead just yet
February 27th, 2013 at 9:22 AM
SPOILER ALERT
so drew thompson is shelby, right?
February 27th, 2013 at 9:22 AM
Although I missed the final 2-3 minutes to catch ending of UT-FL, so something could’ve happened I missed
February 27th, 2013 at 9:22 AM
Ha, yeah, usually that is the case. I don’t think I’ve seen her in a likable role until this one. She was almost “okay” in Scott Pilgrim. I can’t stand the droll act that she does. Monotone, with little facial gestures does not comedy make!
February 27th, 2013 at 9:23 AM
Agreed. I feel like they are setting us up with Shelby. He has to be a huge red herring.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:23 AM
Usually I despise Brad Clooney’s, but man, how can someone possibly be attracted to her? She is just so blah.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:23 AM
I don’t think I’ve seen her in anything other than Parks and Rec, her and Aziz are the only people on that show that I don’t love on it.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:23 AM
What literary themes is Canada known for again?
February 27th, 2013 at 9:24 AM
So I guess no one has watched the alleged Delaware beauty queen bangfest. Which, given the community we have around here, shocks the shit outta me.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:24 AM
“What the hell, bro? Did you just throw a burrito out your window?!”
February 27th, 2013 at 9:25 AM
I never could get into Parks and Rec probably because of them two. But, I did just start watching 30 Rock, so anything could happen I guess.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:25 AM
It was awful. When videos are actually the “first time audition” things and not the standard “chick with 400 movies under her belt pretending it’s her first time on camera” it usually is horribly awkward. I just skimmed through it out of curiosity. Nothing to work with there.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:25 AM
read the ironically numbered comment 69, dumbass.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:26 AM
Jeselnik had him and Amy Schumer on his new show. Comedy screeched to a halt whenever they threw it to him.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:26 AM
I don’t watch Parks and Recreation but I presume she plays the same standoffish awkward nerd repressed hotness in everything she does. That said, I do not care. Those eyes.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:27 AM
dude, we really need to write a pornstar scouting report book.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:28 AM
The “you pretend to be someone long enough” line does seem a little too obvious…top notch episode though, Wynn Duffy and Raylan shooting people always make for a good time
Good work from Olyphant too
February 27th, 2013 at 9:28 AM
Would you guys sleep with an experienced porn star? Someone who has been in business for 10+ years and had unprotected sex with hundreds of men.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:28 AM
From the Bray link. While I agree with most of the paragraph, a big part of that was his outstanding offensive line, which will have at least 2 first rounders next year and maybe a 2nd. Also he flings it anywhere at anytime. Beer bottles included
February 27th, 2013 at 9:28 AM
Oh, and you can’t use a condom.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:29 AM
I enjoyed that it was obviously filmed in a motel of some sort but they still were like ‘We got to get some better lighting in here’.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:29 AM
you are a business pro
February 27th, 2013 at 9:29 AM
So is Chief James, or whatever his handle is. She is a very cute girl indeed. I long to be her gentlemen caller.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:29 AM
Seems like he cloned Jeff Ross’ show that wasn’t all that good either
February 27th, 2013 at 9:29 AM
pretty decent flick. good to see one of the guys from the League getting work off of the show.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:29 AM
dude, we really need to write a pornstar scouting report book.
i think you may be on to something here
February 27th, 2013 at 9:29 AM
Horatio Alger not so much a literary theme presently, more of a myth.If you want social mobility move to Norway.
/Or suck a dick
//’Murica
///Canada’s literary themes are pretty stereotypical: nature, multiculturalism, survival, kraft dinner.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:30 AM
with shelby, all the lil things are adding up…his wife leaving him/drew’s crazy psychic wife. the whole “pretend” thing.
and i have a feeling that shelby caught wind of theo’s hitman, gave him the uniform and threw him off his own trail…
February 27th, 2013 at 9:31 AM
Kendra wilkenson is a disgusting bitch with a bad case if excessive forehead and long face. The most heinous if the girls next door.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:31 AM
I think the awkward part is the allure for many.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:32 AM
yes.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:32 AM
Raylan shooting the cop hitman was classic. I loved how he was just nonchalantly carrying on a conversation with the new engaged couple while analyzing that guy.
Plus then you have Shelby asking about the widow and what not. It just seems like they are being overtly obvious. But at the same time it almost seems like it has to be him.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:32 AM
You like playing russian roulette?
February 27th, 2013 at 9:32 AM
I caught the end of first show and watched the entire second episode. I’m a Jeselnik fan, so I will continue to watch. I thought it was pretty funny.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:32 AM
Absolutely not. And I know you said without a condom but not even with one.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:33 AM
Oh I realize it all fits, just hoping that it’s not going to be this obvious so early and then have the reveal be a disappointment
Also it’s going to be really sad when Ava Crowder gets got
February 27th, 2013 at 9:33 AM
The Americans is badass.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:33 AM
Completely uncalled for. Why, if I were Vez, I would throw you through a window.
/cuz he’s a badass you see
February 27th, 2013 at 9:33 AM
honestly, that surprises me a little bit. i figured you of anyone here would be totally gungho.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:34 AM
Jeselnik is terribly unfunny. That show is just awkward.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:35 AM
I really hope you are wrong about this.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:35 AM
There is a documentary on Netflix on former Porn Stars, its a few years old, but was actually pretty interesting.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:35 AM
////Kind of like Horatio Alger
February 27th, 2013 at 9:35 AM
Absolutely not.
aren’t those chicks vigorously tested for everything under the sun?
February 27th, 2013 at 9:35 AM
frankly, in hindsight, it turns that whole josiah and the hill people angle into a complete and utter waste of episode. the most significant plotline was colt meeting the dude who played tim murphy in the always sunny reunion episodes that’s friends with the guy from eurotrip.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:35 AM
I don’t know man, if Mikayla or Daisy Marie are giving me the eye, I really don’t think I could turn it down.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:35 AM
Herpes and genital warts are forever, bro.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:36 AM
that wasn’t implicitly specified in the stated hypotheteical…im claiming a win via technicality.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:37 AM
pretty decent flick. good to see one of the guys from the League getting work off of the show.
He had a career as a writer/director/actor before the League. It was jarring to see him in zero dark thirty
February 27th, 2013 at 9:37 AM
Would you guys sleep with an experienced porn star? Someone who has been in business for 10+ years and had unprotected sex with hundreds of men.
Yes. But not until I’m 80 years old.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:37 AM
They’re tested for syphilis, HIV, and hepatitis and some other shit that can be life threatening. Non life threatening STDs aren’t counted. Several pornstars have publicly stated that everyone in the business has herpes and warts.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:37 AM
Anyone who can survive expired salsa could make it through a romp with a veteran of the trade, enough of this chickenshit talk
I might have just seen too many movies/shows over the years to not associate all these “We have our future all set up baby” with something going horribly wrong
February 27th, 2013 at 9:37 AM
Keri Russell is sexy on that show but the real cause for jacking it is Reagan getting shot.
/Washes hands
//High fives Killer Mike
February 27th, 2013 at 9:37 AM
it was jarring to see him show up and even more jarring to see him talk with the same sarcastic tone as he does in the leauge.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:37 AM
You hope that would be the worst thing that you got.
Maybe herpes simplex 10.
/Axel Foley’d
February 27th, 2013 at 9:38 AM
Someone with 10+yrs experience would prob look like a 50 yr meth addict. So I would pass.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:38 AM
ugh, terrible quote fail by me there. Nevermind, nothing to see here.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:38 AM
Nothing to do with hill people is a waste of time
February 27th, 2013 at 9:39 AM
Non life threatening STDs aren’t counted. Several pornstars have publicly stated that everyone in the business has herpes and warts.
i did not know that.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:39 AM
Would you guys sleep with an experienced porn star? Someone who has been in business for 10+ years and had unprotected sex with hundreds of men.
Not one of the real ‘merican stars…..but maybe one of those Czech/E. European young lasses I’ve seen, I mean heard of, on the Web.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:40 AM
The only way I would have sex with a porn star is if I were drunk (which I am now and have stayed that way for months).
Also, I am very poorly endowed so I would be very ashamed trying to enter those Grand Canyons of Labia.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:40 AM
And again I am really curious what serious disease Rachel Starr is packing, she hasn’t done a scene without a condom in a while now.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:41 AM
it was jarring to see him show up and even more jarring to see him talk with the same sarcastic tone as he does in the leauge.
i think i enjoyed ZDT less because of casting choices like that. every 10 minutes you would see someone who was extremely well known for like 1 othr part. Tony Soprano, Coach Taylor, Henry Francis, Andy from Parks and Rec
February 27th, 2013 at 9:42 AM
That’s a very good point. Part of the reason I enjoyed the Iran parts of Argo so much was that the hostages were all nobodies. They didn’t throw Rashida Jones in there, come the fuck on Bigelow.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:42 AM
I went all in on the show when Noah Emmerich’s name popped in the opening credits.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:42 AM
Horatio Alger has cum on his face: The plight of American Youth.
Starring Aubrey Plaza as the the person with cum on her face and Jadeveon Clowney as the kid who has to walk 10 miles.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:43 AM
people dont assume porn stars are loaded with the herp, warts and whatnot, interesting.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:43 AM
I was trying to figure out where I had seen that guy. Thank you. Tim getting in the game is going to be great. Although I could just watch an entire show of him sitting at his desk reacting to Raylan. Especially after he said in an interview he sees Raylan as ‘Tyler Durden’ and him as ‘the narrator’ from Fight Club.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:44 AM
Indeed, but Boyd’s reaction will be delightful
February 27th, 2013 at 9:44 AM
Also it’s going to be really sad when Ava Crowder gets got
Even worse is when Wynn gets got.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:45 AM
wynn duffy is fuckin’ awesome.
i cannot wait for boyd to kill the fuck out of johnny…that’s gonna be a glorious scene.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:45 AM
Yes. Any day
February 27th, 2013 at 9:46 AM
Spent half a scene determining that the one guy was Lord Stannis
February 27th, 2013 at 9:46 AM
I saw a King of Queens rerun at a hotel bar recently where Wynn Duffy played a stage manager for a rock and roll band. He had some hilarious runins with Patton Oswalt.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:46 AM
Wynn shall survive.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:46 AM
That one dude was from Memphis Belle!
But for some reason in Argo, when that one guy is explaining to the Iranian police about the story movie with the storyboards, I find that hilarious how he’s making these sound effect noises for the spaceship and whatnot. The Iranian guys ate that up.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:47 AM
i know wynn duffy’s character played a guy who led an AA meeting…was taht in the wire or something else?
February 27th, 2013 at 9:48 AM
Tony Soprano
Was his accent in ZDT worse than Goslings in Gangster Squad? TERRIBLE.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:48 AM
Wynn Duffy cannot be killed by conventional weapons
Breaking Bad
February 27th, 2013 at 9:48 AM
breaking bad! now i remember.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:48 AM
Breaking Bad
February 27th, 2013 at 9:48 AM
I see you crazy chick from ‘The Faculty’
February 27th, 2013 at 9:49 AM
Yahoo! Finance
February 27th, 2013 at 9:49 AM
You’re up for a girl-girl scene, huh?
February 27th, 2013 at 9:50 AM
LOL
February 27th, 2013 at 9:52 AM
LOL
loved the end: If this report holds true, Michigan State just got easier.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:52 AM
Sitcom back in the late 80′s or early 90′s called “Dear John”.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHuq9-rd3gU
/awesome
February 27th, 2013 at 9:54 AM
You wanna get your retina’s permanently scarred? Check this out…
Old school wrestling fans will appreciate this. Then promptly drown themselves in a bathtub.
VERY, VERY NSFW.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:54 AM
Outstanding.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:54 AM
LOL
Worst blocking schemes ever. The Mack Brown of getting anything out of his OL talent.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:54 AM
Wynn>Art>Boyd>Tim>>>>>>everyone else
February 27th, 2013 at 9:56 AM
Dammitt to hell! Why cant I figure out how to do these links?
February 27th, 2013 at 9:56 AM
Russian company attempts viral video. But you’re not watching for the branding or Ovechkin.
Makes me think of this!
/Team Seth
February 27th, 2013 at 9:57 AM
Exactly what I thought of.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:57 AM
missyhyatt.net Its very NSFW and its an abomination.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:59 AM
So without clicking, its all Kate Upton I assume
/Hernia
February 27th, 2013 at 9:59 AM
They’re not valid? I thought the same when watching the show and considering his work on Family Guy there’s a trend there, it’s his thing…there’s a reason viewership amongst young males was up for this year’s Oscars telecast
February 27th, 2013 at 10:10 AM
Presumably because you are not good at being drunk all the time and are distracted by your small penis.
February 27th, 2013 at 10:11 AM
Soused, when does your article come out and where?
February 27th, 2013 at 10:14 AM
/pleads guilty
February 27th, 2013 at 10:14 AM
Family Guy attracts a younger male audience because it doesn’t pull punches, and goes after everyone equally, not because its misogynistic
February 27th, 2013 at 10:15 AM
Some time today at Animal New York.
It’s 1000 words long and “cunt” is used 9 times.
February 27th, 2013 at 10:28 AM
Because bitches don’t like being told how it is, am I right fellas?
February 27th, 2013 at 10:29 AM
Less than 1%. Disappointing to say the least.
February 27th, 2013 at 10:38 AM
.09% yes but twice in the title.
February 27th, 2013 at 10:44 AM
Macfarlane is the worst. Its hard to laugh with someone when they lack any self depreciating wit. He reminds me of the guy who tried to hard in theater class. No doubt, he is talented but very off putting at the same time.
I find him funny at times but can not appreciate what he does due to his personality.
February 27th, 2013 at 10:47 AM
meant to add..
Unlike Canadian literary themes, he lacks self depreciating humor.
/nods at Soused
h/t
February 27th, 2013 at 10:47 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_literature
February 27th, 2013 at 12:05 PM
Living in Chicago is great- best city in the US (as long as you stay out of 2/3 of it). What do you want from your neighborhood? Tell me that, and I’ll tell you where to live. Been here for 32 years….