Dylan Moses of Baton Rouge, Louisiana, is in 8th grade, and he now holds scholarship offers from both Alabama and LSU. Les Miles offered him a scholarship at a football camp last summer. Nick Saban just offered him at Alabama’s Junior Day. The kid already has a Rivals page. Let the stalking begin.

“When we got there, Coach (Burton) Burns took us around and introduced us to the entire coaching staff and they all seemed very interested in Dylan. They treated him like a five-star recruit.”

“We met with Coach Saban after lunch and he talked to Dylan about his future and what he needed to do to achieve his potential as a student and as a football player. When he said he was offering Dylan a scholarship, we asked a lot of questions just to make sure we knew exactly what he meant. Coach Saban said the Alabama staff believes Dylan has a chance to be the best player in the country in the Class of 2017 and they were ready to offer him a scholarship. That’s when the fireworks started going off in our heads.”

Moses is already 6-foot-1, 215 pounds before hitting even a high-school weight room and (allegedly) runs a 4.46 40-yard-dash. Judging from YouTube highlights, he currently plays on both sides of the ball as a “freakishly large and coordinated kid no middle schooler could reasonably handle.” Insert joke about him spending the next few years refining his ball skills here. Not sure whether he is on Facebook or Twitter yet, but expect the creeps to descend with SEC speed.

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