Desmond Bryant’s Mugshot is Memorable

Desmond Bryant of the Oakland Raiders was arrested Sunday morning on a misdemeanor charge of criminal mischief. According to the San Francisco Chronicle, Bryant was “allegedly going to a neighbor’s house inebriated and causing a commotion.” He was booked at 9:24 a.m. so you know he had a pretty good night. His mugshot says more than any police report could possibly say. I can’t tell if he’s trying to stick out his tongue or if Darth Vader is stepping on his throat.

[MiamiDade.gov]

Previously: Dez Bryant Was NOT Arrested This Morning, Despite What Omar Kelly Said (It Was Desmond Bryant of the Raiders)

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26 Responses to “Desmond Bryant’s Mugshot is Memorable”

Charlie Sheens Dopeman Says:
February 25th, 2013 at 3:27 PM

Liquor stores probably werent open and he needed a little hair of the dog.
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Been there, done that

VladimirCrouton Says:
February 25th, 2013 at 3:28 PM

Yeah, he’s not on steroids.

spencer096 Says:
February 25th, 2013 at 3:28 PM

thank god im not a cop…id want nothing to do with having to subdue a giant drunk like that.

ms621 Says:
February 25th, 2013 at 3:30 PM

I don’t think he’s drunk. I think someone caught him up on the Te’O situation and this was his reaction.

rittyrich Says:
February 25th, 2013 at 3:31 PM

thank god im not a cop…id want nothing to do with having to subdue a giant drunk like that.

Seen cops at work lately? They taser people for anything now.

Charlie Sheens Dopeman Says:
February 25th, 2013 at 3:33 PM

Tasers are a mothafucka
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shudders

ms621 Says:
February 25th, 2013 at 3:33 PM

Seen cops at work lately? They taser people for anything now.

The fuck did you say to me?

/tasers ritty
//not a cop

Some Random Old Dude Says:
February 25th, 2013 at 3:35 PM

Mugshots are amazing. Like watching Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom back in the day.

Marlin Perkins narrates “as Jim wrestles to subdue the rhino, it’s a good reminder to update your insurance…”

ms621 Says:
February 25th, 2013 at 3:37 PM

SROD, now that you’re here, I have questions for you. We were discussing SERE training in an earlier post. I imagine that as a navigator you had to go through that once, right? If so, what was it like in general?

sousedbergin Says:
February 25th, 2013 at 3:42 PM

It’s like gazing into my blackface future.

Some Random Old Dude Says:
February 25th, 2013 at 3:43 PM

/clears throat

Yeah, we went through a milder version of it. Cadre instructors take what returnees/POWs have shared over the generations, flavored with some CIA-influenced info. Not as intense as what SEALs go through, but intended to give you an idea of how to respond & keep your poise.

Some physical stresses, some mental games. Funny how with a little sleep deprivation, the mind can play tricks on ya pretty quickly.

One scenario – I was subject of a resistance exercise (pre-Internet), and the interrogator had more info on me than I thought he should’ve. At one point I thought I had him stonewalled, and he pulled out a copy of my home base newspaper with my picture. Blew my cool, blew my cover. Went downhill from there in a hurry.

However, when my ex-wife and I got into it 23 years later, those same resistance techniques came in handy…

ms621 Says:
February 25th, 2013 at 3:44 PM

However, when my ex-wife and I got into it 23 years later, those same resistance techniques came in handy…

Awesome.

spencer096 Says:
February 25th, 2013 at 3:46 PM

However, when my ex-wife and I got into it 23 years later, those same resistance techniques came in handy…

building a lean-to? oh, the interrogation…yea, my bad.

yorwifesahor Says:
February 25th, 2013 at 3:47 PM

However, when my ex-wife and I got into it 23 years later, those same resistance techniques came in handy…

You strangled the battleaxe?

guinnessgirl13 Says:
February 25th, 2013 at 3:47 PM

That picture looks like he is dying of “Captain Tripps”

Charlie Sheens Dopeman Says:
February 25th, 2013 at 3:49 PM

That picture looks like he is dying of “Captain Tripps”

A The Stand reference?
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plus one million to the guiness girl

A.P. Says:
February 25th, 2013 at 3:49 PM

GG doesn’t mess around

RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
February 25th, 2013 at 3:49 PM

RT @theonion Desmond Bryant’s got that “sprinting for the huggers” look we often saw while working on the “Very Special Forces” piece back in ’99.

sousedbergin Says:
February 25th, 2013 at 3:50 PM

Not sure if he’s drunk or recently received his order from Silk Road.

angry Says:
February 25th, 2013 at 3:50 PM

thank god im not a cop…id want nothing to do with having to subdue a giant drunk like that.

No doubt. Usually cops have a numbers advantage though.
Speaking of which the wife was telling me that in Shandy Hook the cops who responded didn’t enter the school right away because they had a policy not to enter until they had 4 or more officers. Anyone else hear that? Reason it came up is where we live the first officer to the scene is to enter, regardless of numbers.

Some Random Old Dude Says:
February 25th, 2013 at 3:53 PM

You strangled the battleaxe?

HA! no, no, no.

With apologies to the ladies here, men and women argue differently (duh). Ladies can & will use emotion as an argument technique, but men usually struggle in that area. At least, I do.

When she got argumentative or physically aggressive, I refrained from matching her emotion. She found herself disarmed immediately, since when we looked at the scenario realistically she realized she overreacted.

Unfortunately, the marriage didn’t last, but I kept the high ground. No way she could accuse me of threatening language or actions. And, law enforcement didn’t get involved.

spencer096 Says:
February 25th, 2013 at 3:53 PM

excuse me…im going to do some neck exercises so my neck can be wider than my head one day, like desmond.

guinnessgirl13 Says:
February 25th, 2013 at 3:53 PM

A The Stand reference?
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plus one million to the guiness girl

guinnessgirl13 Says:
February 25th, 2013 at 3:56 PM

With apologies to the ladies here, men and women argue differently (duh). Ladies can & will use emotion as an argument technique, but men usually struggle in that area. At least, I do.

No apologies necessary. Totally true. I have learned over the years of being married that if I ever have a need to argue with my husband I need to have facts and not get all worked up. He is much more quick witted than I am.

vermincain Says:
February 25th, 2013 at 8:02 PM