Comments on: Johnny Manziel Trademarked “Johnny Football,” Can Profit From T-Shirt Lawsuit

By: Shining Base Path

Shining Base Path — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 19:41:57 +0000

i imagine you sound like a deaf person whenever they try to speak.

hmmmm, marlee matlin (about 20 years ago)

By: Shining Base Path

Shining Base Path — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 19:37:57 +0000

i admit to getting a bot of a thrill when someone likes one of my comments, rare as that is. it’s impressive that some of the commenters are consistently funny/incisive. quick-wittedness is an admirable trait, so that’s why i asked about ‘crafting’ as opposed to off the top

/waits for nada to comment after me

By: scripty

scripty — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 19:04:46 +0000

greatest?
/puts that movie next to Face Off on movies to get from the pawn shop

By: ms621

ms621 — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 19:04:42 +0000

curious, does anyone here make it a goal to be most entertaining or smartest? like, try to craft a comment? or is it pretty much spontaneous?

I’m of the school of thought that you can’t force being funny (witness some of Seth MacFarlin’s sketches last night). I write what’s on my mind and try to stay within what I know. If what I write turns out to be funny to a bunch of people then great. If it’s only funny to me…well at least it was still funny to me.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 19:02:01 +0000

curious, does anyone here make it a goal to be most entertaining or smartest? like, try to craft a comment? or is it pretty much spontaneous?

the only prep i do is compiling a flow chart of zapp brannigan quotes for every possible scenario.

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 18:57:55 +0000

is that the one with Owen Wilson and Gene Hackman? greatest.

You’re goddamn right it is that one. That movie just knocks the “Slavak villain in a tracksuit” trope out of the park.

By: mizerle06 is sarah phillips

mizerle06 is sarah phillips — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 18:57:41 +0000

curious, does anyone here make it a goal to be most entertaining or smartest? like, try to craft a comment? or is it pretty much spontaneous?

I try to pass the time and be entertained.

By: ms621

ms621 — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 18:57:41 +0000

I asked about War Criminal 51, the guy in the hole next to mine who’d made a run for it.

“He lost it, completely and totally,” I was told.

Would he be able to go on with his training, I asked, or was he out of the Navy?

“Don’t know,” they said. “We’re still evaluating him. Either way, though, he will not be continuing on in his current high-risk assignment.”

Well shit.

By: Shining Base Path

Shining Base Path — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 18:55:44 +0000

I don’t know what vez is trying to say…I find myself needing a translator often when reading his comments, tho I often find them entertaining.

i appreciate that miz. i hope everyone knows that every day i’m trying to improve my communication skills in a comment section

curious, does anyone here make it a goal to be most entertaining or smartest? like, try to craft a comment? or is it pretty much spontaneous?

if the latter, some of the funny stuff is seriously genius. if the former, a little sad

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 18:55:19 +0000

they prolly had to redirect all that money from the functional stealthchopper to the F-35 that nobody seems to like or want.

they probably took some from the osprey and f22 as well…USE THIS HELICOPTER THAT CAN’T FLY! USE THIS AIRCRAFT THAT’LL SUFFOCATE YOU!

By: petesully06

petesully06 — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 18:53:48 +0000

Could Johnny Manziel’s parents file the trademarks/copyrights and profit and then transfer the money, trademarks, and copyrights to him when he finishes college?

By: mizerle06 is sarah phillips

mizerle06 is sarah phillips — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 18:53:44 +0000

Behind Enemy Lines, great movie, or greatest movie?

is that the one with Owen Wilson and Gene Hackman? greatest.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 18:53:01 +0000

since we’re being precise you’ve never heard me talk

i imagine you sound like a deaf person whenever they try to speak.

By: mizerle06 is sarah phillips

mizerle06 is sarah phillips — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 18:52:42 +0000

I think the issue with the radar proofed helo’s was they cut the funding due to them being like $30mm a helo, not that they were trying to keep them so top secret.

they prolly had to redirect all that money from the functional stealthchopper to the F-35 that nobody seems to like or want.

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 18:51:41 +0000

Behind Enemy Lines, great movie, or greatest movie?

By: Shining Base Path

Shining Base Path — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 18:50:45 +0000

im just used to you saying stupid things.

since we’re being precise you’ve never heard me talk

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 18:49:57 +0000

fun read on SERE.

By: scripty

scripty — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 18:48:46 +0000

I think the issue with the radar proofed helo’s was they cut the funding due to them being like $30mm a helo, not that they were trying to keep them so top secret.

By: mizerle06 is sarah phillips

mizerle06 is sarah phillips — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 18:48:41 +0000

one of the things i loved in zdt was the sound of the sound-dampened rotors on the copters that technically didn;t exist
what do you mean “technically didnt exist?” there’s that whole, you know, photographic evidence of them existing from the site and all…not to mention the govt acknowledged it.

I don’t know what vez is trying to say…I find myself needing a translator often when reading his comments, tho I often find them entertaining. regardless, how many times do you think some mouthbreather out in Arizona/Nevada/New Mexico reported a UFO when those choppers were being tested?

By: scripty

scripty — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 18:47:39 +0000

we were rafting in in WV and I got tossed and came up under the raft – that was unnerving; I can imagine how disorienting doing it at the velocity of a plane crash (simulation) can be.