Comments on: 101-Year-Old Marathoner Fauja Singh Retires

By: Jason McIntyre

Jason McIntyre — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 02:58:44 +0000

i’m purposely avoiding twitter tonight because im sure everyone is ripping him.
basically, the echo chamber that is twitter hates everything.

it gets old

By: Monster is Meth

Monster is Meth — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 02:40:57 +0000

Every time he’d start the story with “Hey listen…LISTEN!!

That’s how you know you’re listening to a drunken story. Hey listen..LISTEN…..Are you listening?!

By: Groin

Groin — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 02:39:36 +0000

You’d have to know the guy. It was a lot more funny than annoying. Every time he’d start the story with “Hey listen…LISTEN!!

By: Monster is Meth

Monster is Meth — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 02:38:43 +0000

That’s what I was thinking. Maybe he liked the scene and enjoyed talking about. Just so long as afterwards he didn’t tell you to go find the nearest log.

By: Some Random Old Dude

Some Random Old Dude — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 02:35:31 +0000

This went on for hours.

Whoa. Nobody smacked the guy in the head for a reboot, eh?

By: Groin

Groin — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 02:32:42 +0000

I can’t even look at a photo of Ned Beatty anymore.

Funny. I have a friend who once drunkenly tried to explain to me why that scene ruined Ned Beatty’s career. He would finish his story and immediately start telling it again from the beginning like he’d never told it before. This went on for hours.

By: Some Random Old Dude

Some Random Old Dude — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 02:31:47 +0000

He was the one squealing. He’s been in dozens of movies, but I can’t watch any of his other work. The flashbacks are too horrifying.

By: Monster is Meth

Monster is Meth — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 02:27:20 +0000

I can’t even look at a photo of Ned Beatty anymore.

Can’t remember. Was he the one doing the dealing or the squealing?

By: Some Random Old Dude

Some Random Old Dude — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 02:26:39 +0000

Instead of zombies it was grade-A certified hillbillies. Which is worse?

It’s a dead heat…

By: Some Random Old Dude

Some Random Old Dude — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 02:23:18 +0000

I saw that scene once. Can’t watch it again. Ever. Sooooo disturbing. I can’t even look at a photo of Ned Beatty anymore.

By: Monster is Meth

Monster is Meth — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 02:23:01 +0000

Instead of zombies it was grade-A certified hillbillies. Which is worse?

By: Monster is Meth

Monster is Meth — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 02:22:14 +0000

Yea. If I remember correctly that’s how a scene from Deliverance went. Minus the zombies.

By: Some Random Old Dude

Some Random Old Dude — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 02:18:12 +0000

Well, that’s one zombie movie I’m definitely not watching…hahahahahaha

By: Monster is Meth

Monster is Meth — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 02:15:23 +0000

The kind of a town that would be at the start of a zombie movie – “They Came from Ogallala!” and told you to bend over that log and squeal like a pig!

By: Some Random Old Dude

Some Random Old Dude — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 02:12:36 +0000

Yeah, it seemed a bit creepy and isolated. The kind of a town that would be at the start of a zombie movie – “They Came from Ogallala!”

By: Monster is Meth

Monster is Meth — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 02:10:51 +0000

I just clicked on that link you posted, that town looks like the ideal place to visit if you want to get kidnapped.

By: Monster is Meth

Monster is Meth — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 02:05:04 +0000

That’s funny. When my Dad got restationed in South Carolina, he was staying at this cheap ass motel while he was looking for a house to rent. He heard the woman in the next room talking on the phone saying she couldn’t believe how dark it was down there. Funniest part of the story though is come to find out it was a black lady saying it.

By: Some Random Old Dude

Some Random Old Dude — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 02:03:45 +0000

That’s a weird ass town name, too.

Named after the Ogalala Sioux tribe

By: Some Random Old Dude

Some Random Old Dude — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 02:01:02 +0000

“Sure got dark in here kinda quick didn’t it, Bubba?”

dang, that reminds me of another story…my mom told me this one last week.

She was in a Wal-Mart neighborhood market on Elvis Presley Blvd (Memphis), filled almost to capacity with the brothas and sisters. She looked around, counted all the brown faces and thought to herself, “who turned out the lights?” My sister and I laughed for hours about that.

By: Monster is Meth

Monster is Meth — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 01:58:40 +0000

That’s a weird ass town name, too.