Comments on: Oscar Pistorius Granted Bail in Trial For Murder of Girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp (Update: Bail Set at 1 Million Rand)

By: orly57

orly57 — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 16:49:36 +0000

Defense attorney: “Risk of flight judge??? Shit, ther’s no risk of walk!”
Judge: “that makes sense. Surrender passport and blades. Bond set a million raynds.”

By: Nada

Nada — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 16:28:01 +0000

/Milo Bloom’d

I miss Steve Dallas.

By: SportsIndustrialComplex

SportsIndustrialComplex — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 16:18:52 +0000

(Update: Bail Set at 1 Million Rand)

Paul Ryan cums

By: Some Random Old Dude

Some Random Old Dude — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 16:12:50 +0000

that almost certainly means he walks.
this type of cleverness has legs

Run that baby!

/Milo Bloom’d

By: Shining Base Path

Shining Base Path — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 16:11:10 +0000

that almost certainly means he walks.

this type of cleverness has legs

By: Dawgfather

Dawgfather — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 16:07:37 +0000

Does anyone think he is actually gonna get convicted. This already smells of a botched trial that is gonna continue to get sensationalized and that almost certainly means he walks.

By: Shining Base Path

Shining Base Path — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 16:05:12 +0000

I wonder if TBL has seen this regarding ratings:
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/nielsen-agrees-expand-definition-tv-422795

why you gotta encourage him? i read ratings posts even less than regular ones

By: Charlie Sheens Dopeman

Charlie Sheens Dopeman — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 15:50:10 +0000

I wonder if TBL has seen this regarding ratings:
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/nielsen-agrees-expand-definition-tv-422795

By: captain_spalding

captain_spalding — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 15:46:32 +0000

Flight risk no, swim risk yes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqAbjHKO5jM

By: NinoBrown

NinoBrown — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 15:45:25 +0000

Diplomatic Immunity!!

/Pistorus’ defense
//Only other South African I could think of (besides Mandela)

By: NinoBrown

NinoBrown — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 15:42:45 +0000

If you wake up in the dead of night and panic thinking someone is in your house, I can assume you’re not going to be completely lucid.

I have woke up in the middle of the night thinking someone was in the house before, turns out it was my wife in the kitchen, and I clearly noticed she wasnt in the bed….before I jumped out the bedroom blasting away like the Jerry Seinfeld guy in the bathroom in Pulp Fiction.

By: Charlie Sheens Dopeman

Charlie Sheens Dopeman — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 15:41:46 +0000

Like I said before, this guy will spend less time in prison than Nelson Mandela.

By: HuskerDawg

HuskerDawg — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 15:37:26 +0000

not even that, according to him the gun was under the pillow, not the bed, so he was literally a couple feet from where she should have been sleeping.

If you wake up in the dead of night and panic thinking someone is in your house, I can assume you’re not going to be completely lucid. But yelling at the person you think is robbing you and never hearing your gf say, “hey, fuckface…I’m on the toilet,” seems too hard to believe.

By: PeerLessPrices

PeerLessPrices — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 15:36:36 +0000

so he was literally a couple feet from where she should have been sleeping.

Not true. He could’ve had a really big bed like Jack Black in Envy

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 15:35:23 +0000

Has anyone made a witty crack about his flight risk status relating to his prosthetic legs yet? No? I feel like someone should have made a witty crack about his flight risk status relating to his prosthetic legs.

By: arkbadger

arkbadger — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 15:34:49 +0000

Biggest thing for me is he reached under the bed to get gun, got up, but didnt notice she wasnt in the bed.

not even that, according to him the gun was under the pillow, not the bed, so he was literally a couple feet from where she should have been sleeping.

By: HuskerDawg

HuskerDawg — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 15:34:04 +0000

Spoken like someone who didn’t watch Darren Sharper play 27 yards deep on 4th-and-26

LOLz.

By: NinoBrown

NinoBrown — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 15:33:41 +0000

if he goes to jail, no way they let him keep his blades. can use those to dig out or hurt a fool

After he digs out, he will leave a stash of money for his best friend in jail, then when Red gets out, he will join Nubs in Mexico.

/laughed at “nubs”

By: ButtersBC

ButtersBC — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 15:33:19 +0000

Damn. I can’t imagine ever being that mad at someone

Spoken like someone who didn’t watch Darren Sharper play 27 yards deep on 4th-and-26

By: Charlie Sheens Dopeman

Charlie Sheens Dopeman — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 15:30:04 +0000

Is he not a flight rick because they are taking his prostetics?