Patty Mills is averaging less than 10 minutes a game for the San Antonio Spurs this season, so he has plenty of time to work on his towel-waving skills. In the above video, Mills breaks down 10 of the various techniques he employs throughout the game. As far as Australian dudes talking, it is way behind the chill drunk driver, but you have to appreciate Mills trying to let us into his world. Though his instruction of the Zorro towel wave is particularly lifeless. I wonder if someone made him do this.