The Cops Showed Up At Ron Artest’s House Tuesday Morning So He Put On His Cookie Monster Pajamas
The police were called to the home of Metta World Peace early Tuesday morning. Artest hadn’t done anything wrong, but three actors working on a movie Artest is producing were running around with fake guns. The men where rehearsing a scene outside Artest’s condo when the police were called. From the LA Times:
When the police arrived, they handcuffed the actors and the director of the movie. World Peace’s younger brother, Isaiah, heard the ruckus and went downstairs to investigate, but he apparently didn’t have identification on him, and the police handcuffed him, too.
Artest helped clear up the situation with the cops and no charges were filed. Pretty simple. Oh, and by the way…
After a brief conversation with the police, World Peace put on his Cookie Monster pajamas and accompanied them outside.
A ridiculous name, a ridiculous person, a ridiculous object and the police. Just one of those beautiful sentences that any writer would be thrilled to have the opportunity to write.
[via @ArashMarkazi]

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February 21st, 2013 at 1:32 PM
The men where rehearsing a scene outside Artest’s condo
Somehow this is the part of the story that strikes me as odd.
February 21st, 2013 at 1:37 PM
Never change Ron Ron.
February 21st, 2013 at 1:38 PM
The english language has taken a major hit in the past 75 years or so.
February 21st, 2013 at 1:48 PM
nd then the police was like
At first when I seen the police, I was like
No cars nowhere
The police was laughing
The english language has taken a major hit in the past 75 years or so.
I can’t even blame the kids anymore…you should hear the administrators on This American Life’s latest feature on Chicago’s inner city schools…it’s just like this.
/sent from my phone since I got banned
February 21st, 2013 at 1:49 PM
not sure about his area, but in Florida there are many high end condos.
February 21st, 2013 at 1:51 PM
How do I add a gravatar?
February 21st, 2013 at 1:51 PM
Wait, when did this happen?
February 21st, 2013 at 1:51 PM
gravatar.com
February 21st, 2013 at 1:52 PM
and if you’re very lucky your Gravatar will actually show up.
February 21st, 2013 at 1:54 PM
why for?
February 21st, 2013 at 1:54 PM
/sent from my phone since I got banned
way to outsmart the system bro
February 21st, 2013 at 1:56 PM
not sure about his area, but in Florida there are many high end condos.
Oh, there are plenty of them in L.A., too. But the nicer ones are mostly for older swingers and entertainment industry retirees. And it seems like a sure way to get hassled on a regular basis. Oh, well, Metta World Peace is nothing if he’s not for the people
February 21st, 2013 at 1:57 PM
Wait, when did this happen?
I think because I referenced the comment someone made about the 2 typos in 3 sentence post. my comment was erased and then I haven’t been able to post from my work IP since.
February 21st, 2013 at 1:57 PM
The King of Elephants said something last week (forget what or where) that caused the EIC to respond with something like “Was that meant to hurt my feelings?”…based on news of this banning, I think the question’s been answered
February 21st, 2013 at 1:59 PM
the grammar/syntax banhammer has a long memory, Babs. good luck to you.
February 21st, 2013 at 1:59 PM
Unfortunately, I think this means I have been kicked out of the little Jmac’s detective Club
February 21st, 2013 at 2:00 PM
I would totally agree if we were talking about Steve Kerr.
February 21st, 2013 at 2:00 PM
FREE BABAR!
/
NO JUSTICE NO PEACE
February 21st, 2013 at 2:01 PM
oh yeah what butters says.
February 21st, 2013 at 2:03 PM
dopeman just don’t be one of those guys that changes their avatar two or three times a year
February 21st, 2013 at 2:03 PM
You have to Sparty Justice someone’s windshield.
/Sparty’d
February 21st, 2013 at 2:04 PM
February 21st, 2013 at 2:04 PM
Anytime I hear Sparty Justice I crack up. What post was that original story in?
February 21st, 2013 at 2:06 PM
d’oh, mullet, nothing gets by you!
February 21st, 2013 at 2:06 PM
my comment was erased and then I haven’t been able to post from my work IP since.
Well, keep moving. Let us know if you come across Taguchi somewhere. Until then, I guess we’ll only see you from perpandicular IP addresses
February 21st, 2013 at 2:07 PM
What post was that original story in?
Oh, god, who knows. Can you even find a post where the original Sparty moniker exists? Was he “banned” before the flood?
February 21st, 2013 at 2:07 PM
The King of Elephants said something last week (forget what or where) that caused the EIC to respond with something like “Was that meant to hurt my feelings?”…based on news of this banning, I think the question’s been answered
i thought there was at least a public warning if not an e-mail accompanying said extinguishing
February 21st, 2013 at 2:08 PM
Hilarious.
Which is funny, because it’s not like the dude who points it out is in the wrong.
February 21st, 2013 at 2:08 PM
A 2009 post would have one
February 21st, 2013 at 2:09 PM
Wow that was quick.
February 21st, 2013 at 2:10 PM
wayback machine if you really care
February 21st, 2013 at 2:10 PM
hasselhoff?
February 21st, 2013 at 2:16 PM
My number 1 client. He buys an ounce of meth a day.
February 21st, 2013 at 2:18 PM
I had a comment erased (first time) from a Fink post last week. An innocuous little quote from Barton Fink. I protested, and was ignored. Guess I should be glad I wasn’t banhammered.
February 21st, 2013 at 2:19 PM
Also, I have never heard the whole Sparty Justice story. Anyone care to share?
February 21st, 2013 at 2:19 PM
no nada, it is us who should be glad
February 21st, 2013 at 2:20 PM
something about cumming on a girl when she’s asleep and then leaving
February 21st, 2013 at 2:21 PM
I am coming for you, sir.
No, sir, it is I who am coming for you.
/ African hoops trash-talking is marvelous
February 21st, 2013 at 2:22 PM
Also, I have never heard the whole Sparty Justice story.
Let’s see if I know it properly: Some drunken hookup ended up with the girl passed out and Sparty holding blue balls. He came on her thigh and left, never spoke to her again.
February 21st, 2013 at 2:25 PM
By far one of the greatest threads/memes in the history of the internet
February 21st, 2013 at 2:46 PM
CSD, your avatar was aptly chosen.