Chip Kelly Calls Reports He Was Close to Deal With Cleveland “Erroneous”, Adds “That’s a Quote From Wedding Crashers”
Chip Kelly was holding court at the NFL Combine today. When asked about rumors that he was close to signing with the Cleveland Browns, Chip Kelly turned into Jeremy Grey. “Erroneous” Chip claimed, and then added, “and that’s a quote from Wedding Crashers.” Chip Kelly is Chazz Reinhold.

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February 21st, 2013 at 3:26 PM
I assume that pause was so he could finish his sandwich.
/gotta make weight
/big shoes to fill
February 21st, 2013 at 3:28 PM
Good luck in Philly Chipples.
February 21st, 2013 at 3:32 PM
What did you want, the truth. “Well you see I used that whore Cleveland for the only thing she’s good for, leverage.”
February 21st, 2013 at 3:39 PM
“Well you see I used that whore Cleveland for the only thing she’s good for, leverage.”
sad but true…
February 21st, 2013 at 3:40 PM
I think the Kelly Era in Philadelphia will be as distinguished as Kotite’s.
February 21st, 2013 at 3:46 PM
I can’t wait to see Kelly’s system in the NFL. I’m looking forward to seeing what he changes and how fast his teams play.
February 21st, 2013 at 3:49 PM
I want meatloaf too.
/team cold meatloaf sandwiches
February 21st, 2013 at 3:49 PM
I can’t wait to see Kelly’s system in the NFL. I’m looking forward to seeing what he changes and how fast his teams play.
i thought if he came to the browns he’d run more of a power I formation like he did at New Hampshire.
February 21st, 2013 at 3:53 PM
He may still run that, but you have to admit…the thought of Vick in Kelly’s offense with Shady and Desean is pretty exciting.
February 21st, 2013 at 3:54 PM
It just moved….
February 21st, 2013 at 3:55 PM
@husker i can’t see it with philly’s roster. they are just so much faster than the browns.
February 21st, 2013 at 3:56 PM
Probably so. Either way I’m intrigued. I also hope he does well and teams go after urban meyer just to see the Buckeye fans freak the fuck out.
February 21st, 2013 at 3:57 PM
Coach cal plays dodgeball? Coach cal plays dodgeball
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February 21st, 2013 at 3:57 PM
Wow that escalated in a hurry
February 21st, 2013 at 3:58 PM
Says the guy who wanted nothing to do with Vick several weeks ago.
February 21st, 2013 at 3:58 PM
just to see the Buckeye fans freak the fuck out
i am most certainly NOT on board for this. but i can see it happening eventually.
February 21st, 2013 at 4:05 PM
It will be interesting to see which week during the season Chip murders Pat Shurmur
February 21st, 2013 at 4:05 PM
Chip Kelly doesn’t want meatloaf, just the meat.
/ See, he’s 49 and never been married
February 21st, 2013 at 4:06 PM
Touche. I still think they need to blow goats this year so they draft Clowney #1 in 2014. And Vick is the best fit for this system, unfortunately.
February 21st, 2013 at 4:06 PM
why would he do that when he has finally found the perfect mix of life and football? he is perfectly in balance.
February 21st, 2013 at 4:07 PM
The sad thing is, shortly after Shurmur gets fired from Philly, he’ll be on The Hat’s staff at LSU.
February 21st, 2013 at 4:08 PM
Sure he is. Then Kraft calls and offers $9 million a year. All of a sudden that balance seems juuuuust a bit off.
February 21st, 2013 at 4:08 PM
I LOL’d
February 21st, 2013 at 4:11 PM
sorry husker, he has a framed letter from his family that he signed, no going back on that
February 21st, 2013 at 4:14 PM
whenever you’re ready for that apology tbl, we’ll take it.
February 21st, 2013 at 4:15 PM
It’s in the hopper, right behind the Musial post.
February 21st, 2013 at 4:17 PM
Awesome.
February 21st, 2013 at 4:21 PM
you don’t want me going to the NFL, family?
/whistle blows
SPRINTS!!!
February 21st, 2013 at 5:51 PM
HEY MOM! THE MEATLOAF, WE WANT IT NOW! THE MEATLOAF!
February 22nd, 2013 at 4:14 PM
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