Missouri Mascot Truman The Tiger May Have Been Smoking The Marijuana

All, College Football Ty Duffy February 20th. 2013, 4:05pm

This picture, apparently of Missouri mascot Truman the Tiger using a bong, has been making the rounds on Reddit. It has been all downhill for Missouri since joining the SEC. Truman appears to have got caught up with some LSU kids. We presume Pete Thamel and Thayer Evans are already en route to Columbia.

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54 Responses to “Missouri Mascot Truman The Tiger May Have Been Smoking The Marijuana”

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TheRealAC Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:08 PM
spencer…….
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KC Resident Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:09 PM
That is one nasty looking sofa.
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VladimirCrouton Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:10 PM
What’s that under the couch?
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HuskerDawg Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:10 PM
That is one nasty looking sofa.
Lots of puke, cum and ash have made that pretty thing home.
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spencer096 Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:12 PM
this post hits too close to home. to the cloud!
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spencer096 Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:12 PM
counterpoint: re: sofa…ive seen worse.
/nods at SG
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Milk Steak To Go Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:14 PM
That sofa could use a good burning
/Sparty Justiced’d
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HuskerDawg Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:14 PM
counterpoint: re: sofa…ive seen worse.
We had the most comfortable sofa in college, but that thing saw way too much action. Tons of puke, sex and food waste on it in the 3-4 years we had it. Super comfy, though.
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Jim Harbaugh Scramble Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:14 PM
looks ‘Shooped.
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Tim Ryan Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:15 PM
I like the inviting concrete wall.
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Nada Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:16 PM
He’s obviously saving the spot next to him for Michael Phelps.
/ Or Honey Badger
// Searches for something to link Phelps or Badger to Mizzou
/// Shrugs shoulders, gives up
//// Sits next to toger, hits pipe
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A.P. Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:17 PM
wow..Sabres pulled the trigger and fired Lindy Ruff. Longest tenured coach in the NHL but now he’s gone. Honestly, it was time for a change. Message was getting stale. Players were grumbling to some media folks
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spencer096 Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:17 PM
We had the most comfortable sofa in college, but that thing saw way too much action. Tons of puke, sex and food waste on it in the 3-4 years we had it. Super comfy, though.
ive def told this before, but i once came home to find my alcoholic roommate passed out drunk, sitting up, having pissed all over himself TWICE in CONSECUTIVE DAYS at THREE IN THE AFTERNOON.
he was an awesome roommate.
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HuskerDawg Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:17 PM
I like the inviting concrete wall.
Take a hammer to that in a few spots here or there and chip some of it away to give it a loft feel. Ain’t no thing.
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Nada Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:18 PM
i once came home to find my alcoholic roommate passed out drunk, sitting up, having pissed all over himself TWICE in CONSECUTIVE DAYS at THREE IN THE AFTERNOON.
he was an awesome roommate.
Amazingly, that roommate tells people the same story about you.
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Nada Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:18 PM
Except he subs “baked” for “alcoholic”.
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arkbadger Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:18 PM
I liked the first draft of this post that was titled “Jason Lisk took the loss to Arkansas over the weekend pretty hard”
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A.P. Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:18 PM
counterpoint: re: sofa…ive seen worse.
/nods at SG
she only has sex on the most luxurious couches..
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sousedbergin Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:19 PM
having pissed all over himself TWICE in CONSECUTIVE DAYS at THREE IN THE AFTERNOON.
Needs more fiber in his diet.
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spencer096 Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:20 PM
he probably tells people the story of how i was essentially raped for three weeks by…shudder…im sorry, it’s too painful to speak of still. she was just so gross.
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Nada Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:20 PM
Just FYI, Spencer … it took me a while, but my Beefheart collection is finally complete. I urge you to overcome your prejudices and give him another try, starting with Mirror Man or Clear Spot/Spotlight Kid.
Do not for the love of god start with Trout Mask Replica.
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jbriaz Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:21 PM
There is no better way to celebrate a win over Florida than taking a bong hit.
M-I-Z
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A.P. Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:21 PM
saw this on twitter. Movies in theater the month Lindy Ruff was hired by the Sabres as coach: “Men in Black (!), Contact, Good Burger, George of the Jungle“
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spencer096 Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:21 PM
Do not for the love of god start with Trout Mask Replica.
ahahah…too late.
i caught one song of his on some internet radio station and was totally digging the song. wish i remembered the name of it. very zappa-esque.
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Nada Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:22 PM
Needs more fiber in his diet
Does wheat beer count as fiber?
/ I count the OJ in my screwdrivers as my RDA for Vitamin C
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HuskerDawg Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:22 PM
There is no better way to celebrate a win over Florida than taking a bong hit.
M-I-Z
I hope Mizzou stays strong in basketball because they sure as hell are going to suck in football.
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Nada Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:24 PM
very zappa-esque
They did some great stuff together.
Beefheart’s early to mid-’60s output is very “mainstream” (for him). Found a great cover he did of Howlin’ Wolf’s “Evil.”
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TheRealAC Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:24 PM
he probably tells people the story of how i was essentially raped for three weeks by…shudder…im sorry, it’s too painful to speak of still. she was just so gross
you loved it
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Charlie Sheens Dopeman Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:25 PM
I ate mushrooms at mizzou once
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spencer096 Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:26 PM
They did some great stuff together.
if i remember correctly, they were high school buddies. how awful would it be to be their teacher? hah.
Beefheart’s early to mid-’60s output is very “mainstream” (for him). Found a great cover he did of Howlin’ Wolf’s “Evil.”
ill have to check it out, but judging by this descriptor, the song i heard was from this era. it wasn’t THAT out there, like some of his other stuff.
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Kyle Koster Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:26 PM
That love seat appears to be appropriately named.
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A.P. Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:26 PM
he probably tells people the story of how i was essentially raped for three weeks by…shudder…im sorry, it’s too painful to speak of still. she was just so gross.
scott stapp’s mom?
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squawkbox Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:26 PM
Take a hammer to that in a few spots here or there and chip some of it away to give it a loft feel. Ain’t no thing.
Outstanding.
TLC just called – they want you for a new show.
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arkbadger Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:27 PM
I hope Mizzou stays strong in basketball because they sure as hell are going to suck in football.
eh, they aren’t that great at basketball either.
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spencer096 Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:28 PM
scott stapp’s mom?
yes. it was scott stapp’s mother. she promised to take me higher but i went, oh, so lower.
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Jay V Of Considerable Influence Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:28 PM
It has been all downhill for Missouri since joining the SEC.
Said the day after beating a top 5 team…
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Black Douglas Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:29 PM
Starkweather: I posted this in the other thread but I’ll just it here for consistency.
I will be using the aquaponics method. It is a closed loop system. Besides feeding the fish and eating them, there shouldn’t be too much interaction with them. Look.up Murray Hallam on youtube. He is the best.
Anyone looking into having a backyard vegetable garden should look this guy up. Very informative. Plus, after a couple of weeks you can eat the fish!
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A.P. Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:30 PM
black douglas, you should hit up htownhacker next time he’s around. He may be interested in some of those steaks. Not sure what part of the city he’s in, though.
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TheRealAC Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:32 PM
I ate mushrooms at mizzou once
i ate mushrooms at Xavier once.
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Black Douglas Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:33 PM
I may have to do that. I wonder if it will look suspicious if I’m handing out pork steaks out of the back of my car.
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HuskerDawg Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:36 PM
I may have to do that. I wonder if it will look suspicious if I’m handing out pork steaks out of the back of my car.
Oh, Htown will love that.
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Jason Lisk Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:37 PM
This explains Truman’s glassy eyes.
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Nada Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:38 PM
judging by this descriptor, the song i heard was from this era. it wasn’t THAT out there, like some of his other stuff
If you can find it, The Legendary A&M Sessions falls into the early category. Pop music filtered through a heavy veil of psychadelic blues.
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DeusExMachina Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:38 PM
I think you mean uphill, because weed is fucking awesome.
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HuskerDawg Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:41 PM
I think you mean uphill, because weed is fucking awesome.
I’d sign up for more of this.
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KC Resident Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:44 PM
It has been all downhill for Missouri since joining the SEC.
Said the day after beating a top 5 team…
Shhh, Jay. Ty has a narrative he needs to stick to.
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starkweather Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:52 PM
No mention of Quin Snyder yet? I’m pretty sure he threw this party
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starkweather Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:52 PM
Black Douglas: good stuff. What kind of fish would you be raising? Tilapia?
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Nada Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 4:53 PM
I like to think that’s really Hobbes, waiting for Calvin to come back from the kegger over at Delta house.
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Black Douglas Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 5:12 PM
I’m thinking Tilapia, Bass, or White Perch (crappie).
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Black Douglas Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 5:15 PM
I’m going to start out with a green house and two grow beds. The fish tank will be 500 gallon.
I have 1 pig, chickens, and would like to get some more goats and one lamb.
After that, I think I will apply to be on that Doomsday Preppers show.
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jbriaz Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 5:24 PM
No mention of Quin Snyder yet? I’m pretty sure he threw this party
Excellent.
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starkweather Says:
February 20th, 2013 at 5:46 PM
After that, I think I will apply to be on that Doomsday Preppers show.
Awesome. My two cents: Bass are much better fish but they tend to produce more waste and would be more labor intensive than the tilapia.
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roger from oz Says:
February 21st, 2013 at 7:14 AM
If you had to wear that mascot suit you’d be doing bong hits, too.