Just not sure AC Milan is the team to beat them.

With expert analysis like this, I should apply for a job with ESPN.

Worse hair, El Shaarawy or Neymar?

Neymar will win that award against anyone.

Breck Shea and Andrew Bynum would like a word.

Worse hair, El Shaarawy or Neymar?

Neymar will win that award against anyone.

Can you get cancer in your dick?

Yes

I don’t think I’ve ever heard of dick cancer

It’s because you’re not aware, and that’s my goal for the next 30 days: make people aware of dick cancer.

dick cancer people

Who are these dick cancer people you keep speaking of?

Awareness for men, since the only reason women’s basketball exists is to raise awareness for breast cancer, according to Butters

It seems to me, and someone correct me if I’m wrong here, that the pattern whereby some clubs spends scads of money and accumulate tons of expensive players in the transfer windows will eventually run afoul of UEFA’s book balancing rules, if the transfers don’t pan out and attendance and revenue slag.

Haven’t seen any big clubs get into trouble yet. They say you won’t see the full impact for another couple of years. But from what I’ve read so far, there are multiple loopholes that financially irresponsible clubs can exploit to avoid any trouble.

It seems to me, and someone correct me if I’m wrong here, that the pattern whereby some clubs spends scads of money and accumulate tons of expensive players in the transfer windows will eventually run afoul of UEFA’s book balancing rules, if the transfers don’t pan out and attendance and revenue slag.

Duffy or Mole will know this I’m sure, but as a cynical soccer fan, I just assume the big clubs will keep doing whatever the hell they want and nothing will change.

Who are these dick cancer people you keep speaking of?

It seems to me, and someone correct me if I’m wrong here, that the pattern whereby some clubs spends scads of money and accumulate tons of expensive players in the transfer windows will eventually run afoul of UEFA’s book balancing rules, if the transfers don’t pan out and attendance and revenue slag.

They are now forced to sell players to the fucking French league.

Meh. It’s one team in France that is oil rich. I wouldn’t go nuts with that Nazi-emblazoned brush of yours.

I think we can all agree that a 6-4 Barca-Munich CL final would be the tits, though. Right?

Don’t think Bayern will make it. I honestly wouldn’t mind it at all. Need time to mend the wounds from last year’s debacle.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Thiago Silva to PSG.

Of all the embarrassment Italian football has suffered over past 10 years, this goes right to the top of the line. They are now forced to sell players to the fucking French league. Oh, the shame.