Comments on: Oscar Pistorius Claims He Heard a Noise, and Without His Legs on, Moved Toward the Bathroom Door and Shot Four Times

By: SportsIndustrialComplex

SportsIndustrialComplex — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 17:28:22 +0000

I really want Oscar Pistorius to not be guilty.

I really wanted Santa Claus to not be fake.

By: GloriousMullet

GloriousMullet — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 16:57:48 +0000

If the blades don’t fit, you must acquit.

dying

By: scripty

scripty — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 16:32:08 +0000

DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY – REVOKED

By: José Pippen

José Pippen — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 16:17:06 +0000

I really want Oscar Pistorius to not be guilty.

By: Shining Base Path

Shining Base Path — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 16:13:19 +0000

this guy’s half the man i am

By: scripty

scripty — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 16:11:15 +0000

It’s don’t talk about gun ownership, right?

Every shoots their first day at the range?

By: NinoBrown

NinoBrown — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 16:10:36 +0000

If she had a gun she could have defended herself

/NRA’d

By: Career High

Career High — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 16:05:18 +0000

It’s don’t talk about gun ownership, right?

We all know Pistorius was playing violent video games all day long and that is truly what to blame.

/Adam Lanza’d

By: scripty

scripty — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 16:03:32 +0000

assume the gun is loaded,
dont point and what you arent prepared to shoot,
know the backdrop,
dont put finger on trigger unless ready to fire

By: mmonast

mmonast — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 15:56:19 +0000

And that isn’t even the first rule.

It’s don’t talk about gun ownership, right?

By: heldover

heldover — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 15:54:08 +0000

Detective JMac can’t take this case too! He’s got a massive backlog as it is!

Well, just the McNair murder. But that’s enough as it is!!!

/ducks banhammer

By: Charlie Sheens Dopeman

Charlie Sheens Dopeman — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 15:53:56 +0000

TBL owns guns? I’m scared

By: Nada

Nada — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 15:51:31 +0000

the first rule of gun ownership is never point a gun at someone

Says who?

– Dick Cheney

By: ms621

ms621 — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 15:50:40 +0000

Exactly. Scary to think Jason owns a handgun and doesn’t know this.

I thought we’d established that he’s an AR-15 owner.

By: ms621

ms621 — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 15:50:10 +0000

I wouldn’t go out with a loaded gun if I was on a date with Reeva.

Let’s see here, she’s been dead for [checks] five days. Yeah I think we can make masturbation jokes about this now.

By: KC Resident

KC Resident — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 15:49:53 +0000

The first rule is “Assume every gun is loaded” or a variation of that

Exactly. Scary to think Jason owns a handgun and doesn’t know this.

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 15:49:07 +0000

Isn’t he saying that he broke the bathroom door down with it and that explains the blood?

Man this guy had a prime chance to shoot a lock open and bricked. What an asshole.

By: ms621

ms621 — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 15:49:01 +0000

No. No. No.

It is never point a gun at somebody unless you are prepared to shoot to kill.

And that isn’t even the first rule.

The first rule has got to be “Don’t scratch your balls with a loaded gun”.

By: s1rweeze

s1rweeze — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 15:48:19 +0000

Why don’t they just get Dexter Morgan down there so he can diagnose the entire scene in 10 seconds?

By: Mantis Toboggan

Mantis Toboggan — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 15:47:11 +0000

The first rule is “Assume every gun is loaded” or a variation of that

I wouldn’t go out with a loaded gun if I was on a date with Reeva.