Celtic Girl With Thick Brogue Went On Profane Rant After Juventus Champions League Loss
Juventus steamrolled Celtic 3-0 in Glasgow, all but eliminating them from the Champions League before the second leg. This young lass with a thick brogue went on a profane, ranted after the defeat. Even if we could make it out well enough to transcribe, that would not do it justice. Language is NSFW.
Normally, we would advise folks to turn their camera to the side before capturing tomfoolery, but here it seems fitting.
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February 18th, 2013 at 6:20 PM
Sousedbergin’s girlfriend
February 18th, 2013 at 6:23 PM
Hot woman.
February 18th, 2013 at 6:29 PM
When will people learn to use the landscape feature?!?! That is the true crime here, not the 3-0 loss to Juventus
February 18th, 2013 at 7:08 PM
She’s still hotter than Lena Dunham.
February 18th, 2013 at 7:30 PM
Jim, saw lena dunham on a magazine cover yesterday…no thank you
February 18th, 2013 at 8:07 PM
All this Lena Dunham talk the last few weeks (maybe months) on here, I’ve always just visualized Lena Headley without looking it up. Thought all you guys had some irrational hate for Cersei, and couldn’t understand why.
February 18th, 2013 at 8:26 PM
Lena Heady also looks bad with those tattoos.
February 18th, 2013 at 9:56 PM
RE: woman in this video: Click on my name and email me. Let’s make the sex.
February 18th, 2013 at 10:03 PM
RE: woman in this video: I am surprisingly attractive in real life. I also hate the English and have an awesome penis. Do you like drinking?
/seriously’d
February 18th, 2013 at 10:04 PM
I really, really like this woman. Sexually.
February 18th, 2013 at 10:06 PM
Holler at me girl, I have a hot girlfriend and cute dog, let’s get weird with it. Tell me your feelings.
February 18th, 2013 at 10:07 PM
This might sound perverse but I think we should get junk tested before we go do your favourite thing in the world babe.
February 18th, 2013 at 10:10 PM
RE: woman in this video:
Would ya be adverse to me banging you whilst my puppy and girlfriend sulk in the corner? There will be whiskey.
/I want to drink whiskey out of your holes babe
February 18th, 2013 at 10:14 PM
When she says “that’s it” I ejaculate in my pants some.
/real talk
February 18th, 2013 at 10:22 PM
This woman is a (less hairy, probably) small version of what I look like in real life and I feel like some self love time. Babe.
/see some ladie(s) tonight who should be having my baby, baby.
//true player’d
///junior mafia’d
February 18th, 2013 at 10:24 PM
I love the internet, just bought her plane tickets, my sign in arrivals will read “Big Papa.”
/please don’t shoot up the place
February 18th, 2013 at 10:25 PM
let it fly soused
February 18th, 2013 at 10:28 PM
since we’re sorta on the subject, saw most of this the other night. pretty good
February 18th, 2013 at 10:29 PM
/hella jacking it
\\I is stereotype
///Not about to make my sexuality aspirationally polictically correct brah
February 18th, 2013 at 10:31 PM
Ima watch it with this bird when she gets here.
February 18th, 2013 at 10:32 PM
Soused, shell probably let you rawdog her bum
February 18th, 2013 at 10:33 PM
That…or she’ll bite off your pecker
February 18th, 2013 at 10:34 PM
Scots don’t bite they just malinger until they kill you.
February 18th, 2013 at 10:36 PM
She should do a video where we can see her better and she’s not so pissed off
/
February 18th, 2013 at 10:38 PM
She should do a video where we can see her better and she’s not so pissed off
..guest starring my gentialia
February 18th, 2013 at 10:39 PM
/just helping soused in his quest
February 18th, 2013 at 10:45 PM
This could be your dog, babe. Tough break those plumber spaghetti eating cunt-plungers match fixed against your interests again.
February 18th, 2013 at 10:48 PM
Can I offer you a budget whisky or tall can miss?
/yes i like goya as well
//yes i can bang you as the murdered painting people watch
///scots are freaks yo
February 18th, 2013 at 10:57 PM
Oh i know. Ive. Worked with a few
February 18th, 2013 at 10:58 PM
Is this tblad? Seems heteronormative and suburban.
February 18th, 2013 at 11:00 PM
Its where we can express our love of women from the british isles and former british colonies
February 18th, 2013 at 11:01 PM
Except for various parts of england
February 18th, 2013 at 11:10 PM
Yessum Tell me your feelings and such.
February 18th, 2013 at 11:12 PM
Im big on the scots, aussies, and kiwis
February 18th, 2013 at 11:13 PM
that dog’s only jobs are to let you spoil it and o tsoak up your drunkvomit like a bar rag
close?
February 18th, 2013 at 11:15 PM
now i’m inspired to drink a stout. brb
February 18th, 2013 at 11:37 PM
Erry boddy, erry body let’s drink and bask in the glory of how well read I’m am.
February 18th, 2013 at 11:38 PM
C’mon guys.
February 18th, 2013 at 11:38 PM
It’s going to be great!
February 18th, 2013 at 11:39 PM
basking. happy now?
February 18th, 2013 at 11:45 PM
Karen Gillan, scottish redhead beauty from doctor who
February 18th, 2013 at 11:53 PM
Why blow up my spot cause we both got hot?
/true fucking players
February 19th, 2013 at 12:06 AM
i feel i’ve reached my limit on jocularity until i have one more stout
February 19th, 2013 at 12:09 AM
Friend a singular stout deep asked why don’t gay men by strap-on vaginas? Conversation devolved into the definition of ‘void.”
/smokes fags
//plays pool
///lays in bed at night
////dance and drink and screw
/////because there is nothing else to do
February 19th, 2013 at 12:17 AM
/smokes fags
//plays pool
///lays in bed at night
////dance and drink and screw
/////because there is nothing else to do
youth is certainly not wasted on this youth!
/too peppy?
February 19th, 2013 at 12:28 AM
When i stop after a bender i watch cartoons all night to avoid the terrors. Subsequently I love adventure time. We’s cool.
/fist busts
//bush’s fist is small
///bang his wife
////talk about how Joe Bush sucks with freshly banged wife
February 19th, 2013 at 12:30 AM
fist bust?
/I’s very, very drunk
//almost fiona apple time
///fiona apple time seems forced though
////fuck you killer plane video-gaming mofo cunts
February 19th, 2013 at 12:41 AM
People query me as a godless man about the impossibility of existence. Lately I talked about Mahant Amar Bharti Ji, a clerk from New Delhi who raised his arm above his head in 1973 in honour of some fictitious cunt and never put it down. Matter cannot be created nor destroyed slags, hence it would appear to be always. The question of improbability is rendered null given matter with infinite time to mofucking stew. Just as some hindu cunt raising his arm is inevitable given a billion potential people in India we fucking happened. We can ask because we exist brah, not we exist and therefore ask.
/Fuck y’all
February 19th, 2013 at 12:43 AM
/drops mic
//wipes penis out
///ruined the moment
////just once I want 400 strangers to slow clap for my penis
February 19th, 2013 at 12:43 AM
fiona could get it before she got heroin skinny. i too enjoy adventure time
/what the what?
February 19th, 2013 at 12:44 AM
The fuck you going on about you cunt?
Fuck you.
Get some sun, son, you pale faced slag.
Fuck you.
/this is a diary right?
February 19th, 2013 at 12:55 AM
Times is rough and ???? something like leather. Capital moves all around me, queen cunt on paper, queen cunt on papers y’all.
February 19th, 2013 at 12:57 AM
Queens cunts on paper move everything around me, queens cunts on money, queens cunts on money bills y’all.
February 19th, 2013 at 1:02 AM
There’s this gorgeous dying woman on my facebook who is chronicling her inevitable death. Never know how to respond to her.
February 19th, 2013 at 1:09 AM
Girlies rub on your titties.
February 19th, 2013 at 2:25 AM
- shut up about your ideas cunt this is a sports blog
what?
- shut up about your feelings
no, the other part
- it’s a sports blog
a what?
- sports blog
pardon?
- A FUCKING SPORTS FUCKING BLOG YOU FUCKING DRUNK ASSHOLE
you must be joking
February 19th, 2013 at 2:30 AM
[Styles talking]
My life.. Pharoahe Monch.. Ayatollah..
Holiday Styles.. Double R.. Rawkus Records..
Pharoahe talk to ‘em.. let ‘em try to understand..
Let ‘em try.. let ‘em try now…
[Chorus: Pharoahe]
My life is all I have
My rhymes, my pen, my pad
And I done made it through the struggle, don’t judge me
What you say now, won’t budge me
Cuz where I come from, so often
People you grew up with, layin in a coffin
But I done made it through the pain in spite
It’s my time now, my world, my life
My life…
[Styles]
Is based on, lightin blunts, loadin guns
tellin my lawyers to get the case gone (uh-huh)
I need the bills that the presidents got they face on
so I can switch my residence – get a truck and a Lex
Fuck a check, I no longer have to wait for ‘em
I made a couple ends, lost a couple friends
I light a blunt cuz never will the struggle end
So you can judge a nigga, but you ain’t got it, you ain’t in the role
so you really can’t budge a nigga – you oughta love a nigga
For the fact that it’s my world and my life but still I’m a rugged nigga
They say you buggin nigga, fuck it, I’m a thuggin nigga
You talkin bullshit then kick it with another nigga
I got a bigger bed and I need a cover nigga
And I ain’t got friends – I got enemies
So if they with me, then that means they my brother niggaz
[Chorus: Pharoahe]
[Styles]
Is a blunt to the head, a prayer for the dead
Run around hustlin, scared of the feds
They said death is eternal sleep
but the only thing is you ain’t really sure if you prepared for the bed
So often we get merked in the head, instead of big money
They got big momma hurtin instead
My life is makin the verse – but the handcuffs
the bullpens, the jail cells is makin it worse
Tell mom I don’t go to the church – tell Oc’ I dont’ go to mosque
I blow blunts, hold guns, and I’ma be right there when the soldiers’ll march
I play the part, and my heart seem colder than March
But on the flipside of things, it’s still warmer than June
I have talks with the Lord and he’ll be callin me soon, what
And my life is all I have – my family, my niggaz, my flow, my grabs what
[Chorus: Pharoahe] – 2X
My life…
My life…
My life…
My life…
February 19th, 2013 at 9:22 AM
Always cheated, never defeated – Celtic FC Since 1888
Greeting faced cunts.
February 19th, 2013 at 9:37 AM
Scottish soccer is dead?