Comments on: Oscar Pistorius Murder Case: A Bloody Cricket Bat Was Also Found at Scene

By: yuvengounden

yuvengounden — Mon, 18 Feb 2013 18:51:24 +0000

This is tragic indeed. But I guess some people have to use guns to makeup for other shortfalls

By: A.P.

A.P. — Sun, 17 Feb 2013 21:18:31 +0000

a bloody bat? Sounds like some graphic insertion porn

By: Monster is Meth

Monster is Meth — Sun, 17 Feb 2013 20:56:28 +0000

victim of a grizzly murder

someone killed a giant bear?

I see what you did there, Vez. Corny, but I approve.

By: Shining Base Path

Shining Base Path — Sun, 17 Feb 2013 20:51:52 +0000

Mole…someone killed a giant bear?

By: yorwifesahor

yorwifesahor — Sun, 17 Feb 2013 20:49:50 +0000

Change’s his name to Skip.
Skips bail.
Becomes a pro waterskier.

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Sun, 17 Feb 2013 20:48:38 +0000

You can tell Lisk did this post because it doesn’t include a picture of the victim of a grizzly murder wearing a bikini and miming fellatio on a popsicle.

By: Clayton Cargill

Clayton Cargill — Sun, 17 Feb 2013 16:24:04 +0000

Wouldn’t be surprised if he turns up with some slit wrists or something within the next week or so.

likely one of the reasons they won’t give him bail.

By: jayhawk88

jayhawk88 — Sun, 17 Feb 2013 15:55:41 +0000

So, how will that whole double-amputee thing work out for him in prison for the next 30-40 years? Does he get to keep the prosthetic legs or does he have to be wheel-chair bound?

Either way, I’m guessing it probably wouldn’t go well for him. Wouldn’t be surprised if he turns up with some slit wrists or something within the next week or so.

By: LesNessman

LesNessman — Sun, 17 Feb 2013 15:20:26 +0000

“Bubba was overheard telling his cellmate, ‘You’re going to be the wife tonight. What’s the big deal? Quit being a grouch, Oscar.’”

By: beardown

beardown — Sun, 17 Feb 2013 15:07:32 +0000

Do they have the gas chamber in South Africa?

By: Charlie Sheens Dopeman

Charlie Sheens Dopeman — Sun, 17 Feb 2013 14:50:25 +0000

Maybe he was a real Blade Runner and thought she was an android?