Obama and Tiger Woods Are Playing Golf Together Today
President Obama is reportedly spending his Sunday afternoon playing golf with renowned ass-juggler, Tiger Woods.
Where to begin? So many questions and so much visually-pleasing poon to discuss, but that’s why we play 18 holes.
“The President is arriving at The Floridian range. Awaiting is Tiger Woods and club owner Jim Crane. Historic day in golf. Their first round.”
So what will this duo chat about? Russell Westbrook’s criminally foolish pants? The quesadillas at Perkins? Or the bulbous ass of the hostess that works at said Perkins? I expect a full report from the White House press secretary tomorrow morning,
[via Daily Caller]
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February 17th, 2013 at 1:33 PM
/lights MikeNYC signal
//gets popcorn
February 17th, 2013 at 1:49 PM
Another vacation on taxpayer’s money?
/ Mike NYC’d
February 17th, 2013 at 2:01 PM
Not MJ, but Kate Upton was playing the round of golf, THEN the internet would explode.
February 17th, 2013 at 2:23 PM
If Kate Upton was the “ball washer,” THEN the Internet would explode
February 17th, 2013 at 2:27 PM
Nah. She’s tubby.
February 17th, 2013 at 3:57 PM
If Kate Upton was the “ball washer,” THEN the Internet would explode
Nah. She’s tubby.
Oy vey.
February 17th, 2013 at 4:20 PM
tim ryan only likes the emaciated fiona apple type