Is it drugs? Is some of it muscle and the rest is drugs? (looks at picture) Oh, it’s ice cream. You know, once upon a time Miguel Cabrera was also a really good 20-year old major leaguer that didn’t look like Homer Simpson.

Ooooh! There’s NO way I’m going to lose this bet!

4 Hours later:

God DAMMIT! I lost that bet!

no food included. only liquor

I could see that for shots. Not bad. What I saw about was talking about paying for meals. To me, a free dinner isn’t worth the chance of having to pay for 5 or 6 other people’s dinners.

if I am in the mood to hand out nerd swirlies, I’ll just log onto TBL and ridicule some stat head about the senseless stats he swears by, and get him to respond.

Drew Breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.

and then you’ll give those nerds a swirlie and do some donuts in your ‘Stang to impress the babes?

nah, I’ll be too busy watching a game somewhere as a fan with the ability to appreciate all involved in the game, tangible and intangible to be handing out swirlies. However, if I am in the mood to hand out nerd swirlies, I’ll just log onto TBL and ridicule some stat head about the senseless stats he swears by, and get him to respond.

credit card roullette is a ruthless game. im riding the luckiest streak of my ten year career

What the hell is that? When you use one to pay for another?

As soon as a nerd comes up with a way to quantify clutch, the rest of the nerds will be out there trumpeting “clutchitude.”

and then you’ll give those nerds a swirlie and do some donuts in your ‘Stang to impress the babes?

personally I won’t be happy until we finally have a stat that measures someone’s hustlin’ scrappiness as compared to David Eckstein. we’ll call it Grittiness Above Eckstein. Mike Trout is, of course, dead last in the league; this is because he doesn’t actually play baseball so much as he theorizes every at-bat from his office in the Angels’ clubhouse. just like the rest of those stupid nerds.

but not nearly as much hearty grit clutchitude as Scott Brosius. and his playing the game the right way-ometer rating suggests he can only dream of being half the player Steve Garvey was.

Oh please. As soon as a nerd comes up with a way to quantify clutch, the rest of the nerds will be out there trumpeting “clutchitude.”

deandre daniels is one of the most overrated players in rivals history. the scout that thought he warranted a five star rating should be fired asap

the ranking system is incestual. The only thing more so is the McDonalds All American Game. Daniel Ewing making it over Ben Gordon and being ranked higher simply because he was signed by Duke has always been the biggest example to me.

Trout has a higher WAR +240 than Babe Ruth

but not nearly as much hearty grit clutchitude as Scott Brosius. and his playing the game the right way-ometer rating suggests he can only dream of being half the player Steve Garvey was.