Reuben Foster Sleeping in Class Will Make For Some Excellent Photoshop Fodder

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26 Responses to “Reuben Foster Sleeping in Class Will Make For Some Excellent Photoshop Fodder”

• 1

  Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
  February 14th, 2013 at 4:32 PM
  

  I was voted most likely to fall asleep in class in high school and yet I am baffled by the picture on the left.

• 2

  Smallie Bigs Says:
  February 14th, 2013 at 4:36 PM
  

  I used to sleep in class regularly. One time I ripped ass so loud it woke me up. The girl next to me was not amused.

• 3

  sctrojans Says:
  February 14th, 2013 at 4:38 PM
  

  One time I ripped ass so loud it woke me up

  One of the two reasons I tried to avoid sleeping in class. The other was fear of getting wood

• 4

  Jason McIntyre Says:
  February 14th, 2013 at 4:40 PM
  

  i’ve fallen asleep before in class but never in the way Mr. Foster did in that first photo. How is that position possible?

• 5

  Charlie Sheens Dopeman Says:
  February 14th, 2013 at 4:42 PM
  

  I slept in law school my first year. We partied too hard. Just had to sign in.

• 6

  Charlie Sheens Dopeman Says:
  February 14th, 2013 at 4:43 PM
  

  Agree with JMAC, that is a come-down from a bender pose.

• 7

  Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
  February 14th, 2013 at 4:45 PM
  

  I’m more willing to bet it’s a staged pose.

• 8

  wildcat1144 Says:
  February 14th, 2013 at 4:46 PM
  

  One of the two reasons I tried to avoid sleeping in class. The other was fear of getting wood

  Sometimes when I’m tired on my commute I’ll get the spontaneous wood. Not sure why but I have have to sit in the parking lot waiting for it to go soft.

• 9

  Charlie Sheens Dopeman Says:
  February 14th, 2013 at 4:48 PM
  

  Getting wood on mass transit sucks. For real

• 10

  Ty Duffy Says:
  February 14th, 2013 at 4:50 PM
  

  Nine comments to get to having an erection on mass transit.

  Well done, gents.

• 11

  ms621 Says:
  February 14th, 2013 at 4:51 PM
  

  Getting wood on mass transit sucks. For real

  As much as getting it in a prison shower?

• 12

  Smallie Bigs Says:
  February 14th, 2013 at 4:51 PM
  

  wouldn’t it be nice to live in a world where we don’t have to hide our erections and girls wanted to see them? That’s the world I want to live in.

• 13

  Watsonian Says:
  February 14th, 2013 at 4:52 PM
  

  One time I ripped ass so loud it woke me up

  I did this once in college after passing out in a chick’s bed after hooking up. I really wanted her number, but after that, I just left.

• 14

  HuskerDawg Says:
  February 14th, 2013 at 4:53 PM
  

  File this under “athletes can do whatever the fuck they want to do in high school.”

• 15

  Watsonian Says:
  February 14th, 2013 at 4:53 PM
  

  I’m more willing to bet it’s a staged pose.

  Me too

• 16

  Watsonian Says:
  February 14th, 2013 at 4:54 PM
  

  As much as getting it in a prison shower?

  MS has been killing it all day. I’m dying over here.

• 17

  mynameismyname Says:
  February 14th, 2013 at 4:57 PM
  

  Looks like we’ll be getting a soccer post. Gareth Bale is insane.

• 18

  Charlie Sheens Dopeman Says:
  February 14th, 2013 at 4:57 PM
  

  No if you get hard in a prison shower thats a wrapper. Time to check in.

• 19

  Milk Steak To Go Says:
  February 14th, 2013 at 4:58 PM
  

  wouldn’t it be nice to live in a world where we don’t have to hide our erections and girls wanted to see them? That’s the world I want to live in.

  I would say go to Japan, but then I read that you want girls to want to see them.

  /Don’t let your daughters ride the train in Japan
  //Or next to CSD, apparently

• 20

  spencer096 Says:
  February 14th, 2013 at 5:02 PM
  

  that first pic is fucking insane…football star or not, that’s inexcusable.

• 21

  ms621 Says:
  February 14th, 2013 at 5:08 PM
  

  that first pic is fucking insane…football star or not, that’s inexcusable.

  Maybe he was in biology class and the teacher asked for an example of “presenting”.

• 22

  Ty_Webb Says:
  February 14th, 2013 at 5:16 PM
  

  If we don’t hear about Reuben Foster beating the shit out of someone within the next week, then this was staged.

• 23

  sweett310 Says:
  February 15th, 2013 at 10:00 AM
  

  Well from an academic standpoint, it’s a little disheartening to see a young man not taking his studies seriously and with….

  What’s that? He’s going to school in the SEC?

  Move along people. Nothing to see here.

• 24

  sweett310 Says:
  February 15th, 2013 at 10:08 AM
  

  Ok, follow-up…apparently the teacher caught him sleeping earlier and made him stand up to avoid sleeping again, thus the picture on the left happened.

  That is so fucking fantastic.

• 25

  scripty Says:
  February 15th, 2013 at 10:08 AM
  

  Had an astronomy class where you had these high back reclining seats… They turned the lights on so you looked up at the stars on the ceiling – asleep immediately.

• 26

  Shining Base Path Says:
  February 15th, 2013 at 10:18 AM
  

  hs starts way too early. scientifically, they are not ready to learn at 730am

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