Comments on: Kate Upton Single for Valentine’s Day, Shuts Down FOX Detroit Anchor Who Asked About Justin Verlander [Video]

By: A.P.

A.P. — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 22:58:33 +0000

boobs

By: Shining Base Path

Shining Base Path — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 04:09:57 +0000

cannot believe no one answered scripty’s request with:

remember len bias’s first time? a smidge less than that

By: scripty

scripty — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 23:43:40 +0000

Thanks Milk Steak for the info.

By: Jay V Of Considerable Influence

Jay V Of Considerable Influence — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 22:20:20 +0000

Refreshing lack of the Troll Supreme in this thread…just one comment.

By: A.P.

A.P. — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 22:06:06 +0000

Tiger Woods is the Cablinasian. Htownhacker only loves the “blinasian” part

By: A.P.

A.P. — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 22:05:38 +0000

@ HtownHacker, I believe this is Tim giving you the green light…

Unfortunately for the Hernia, HTown isn’t into men of the caucasian persuasion

By: Tim Ryan

Tim Ryan — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 21:57:18 +0000

Not into flapjacky blondes. Sorry.

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 21:48:22 +0000

Timmy has just passed ms621 on my list of people here I wish I knew their real identity. So many questions.

He’s George Clooney’s personal assistant.

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 21:47:27 +0000

It’s not so much the heat, it’s the humility.

By: Tim Ryan

Tim Ryan — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 21:45:45 +0000

Being “too social” is one of my biggest battles.
Right behind humidity.

This is awesome, and also true. Humidity offers a hell of a battle.

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 21:42:13 +0000

Criminally false. Speak for yourself, Slappy.

Timmy has just passed ms621 on my list of people here I wish I knew their real identity. So many questions.

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 21:40:13 +0000

Are we counting prostitutes?

By: Babar 2.0

Babar 2.0 — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 21:39:33 +0000

Being “too social” is one of my biggest battles.

Right behind humidity.

By: Tim Ryan

Tim Ryan — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 21:34:18 +0000

But yes, I do envision Timmy as having debilitating social awkwardness

Being “too social” is one of my biggest battles.

By: Tim Ryan

Tim Ryan — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 21:32:20 +0000

She’s still hotter than any girl you (or any other commenter her) has ever gotten close enough to invited into your mom’s basement.

Criminally false. Speak for yourself, Slappy.

By: Babar 2.0

Babar 2.0 — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 21:30:36 +0000

Dont bother with Total Recall? I just rented it and was gonna watch it tonite.

You know what…I watched Total Recall and Dredd within 2 days of each other…I was too harsh on Total Recall. Much like Upton, it’s OK for a Thursday night.

/don’t bother with Dredd even if you’re home sick and Judge Judy is the only thing on

By: Some Random Old Dude

Some Random Old Dude — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 21:27:32 +0000

/// Hands SROD torch, pitchfork
//// We start marching off toward Tim Ryan’s house

/////puts down yummy Krispy Kreme doughnut
//////grabs pitchfork

By: rondoman

rondoman — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 21:23:51 +0000

Dont bother with Total Recall? I just rented it and was gonna watch it tonite.

By: PeerLessPrices

PeerLessPrices — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 21:21:19 +0000

Was going to mention her, but Beckinsale has/is my #1 of all-time

By: Babar 2.0

Babar 2.0 — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 21:19:14 +0000

Oh man do I love me some Beckinsale.

I had never seen a movie of hers until Total Recall (don’t bother)…her British accent was believable. Turns out she’s British.

/would bang and hollow out