Kate Upton Single for Valentine’s Day, Shuts Down FOX Detroit Anchor Who Asked About Justin Verlander [Video]
Kate Upton and Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Architect M.J. Day appeared on FOX2 in Detroit today to promote the magazine’s most popular issue. FOX 2 reporter Jason Carr asked Kate Upton a long, leading question about her relationship with Tigers pitcher Justin Verlander. When Carr finally finishes, Upton just kind of stares at the camera before explaining she is single and spent her holiday in Florida. Then Day jumps off the top rope to throw in, “Happy Valentine’s Day!” and everyone laughs. The point is, Kate Upton doesn’t want to answer your long rambling questions about dating Justin Verlander. [MyFOXDetroit]
Previously: Kate Upton & Justin Verlander: New Year’s in St. Thomas at the Ritz Carlton, According to a Report
Previously: Justin Verlander, Kate Upton’s Boyfriend, Will Face the Yankees With A-Rod On Bench
Previously: Kate Upton Says She Wasn’t Drinking in Justin Verlander’s Suite
Previously: Kate Upton and Justin Verlander Dating?
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February 14th, 2013 at 1:44 PM
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Architect
Is that her actual title? The structural problems of building a magazine seem pretty minimal.
February 14th, 2013 at 1:47 PM
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Architect
Is that her actual title? The structural problems of building a magazine seem pretty minimal.
How smart do you have to be to realize that you should probably put the 20 year old with huge tits on the cover.
February 14th, 2013 at 1:56 PM
Those two comments made clicking on yet another post about that wretched woman worth it.
February 14th, 2013 at 1:57 PM
The amount of posts this chick spawns is truly astounding.
February 14th, 2013 at 1:58 PM
The architect is hotter than the model. Go figure.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:00 PM
No.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:02 PM
Did Tim Ryan eat the girl intern?
February 14th, 2013 at 2:04 PM
Here’s hoping for heartbreak to push the ERA closer to 3.5 this season
February 14th, 2013 at 2:09 PM
LOL
But yeah, is that really her title? This puts my stint as Internal Escalation Unit Supervisor to shame.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:09 PM
Methinks she’s the one that’s butt hurt. Verlander probably dumped her so he can slay all that road beef guilt free. Plus, 20 year olds can get all clingy.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:12 PM
That is a great title, though. My buddy use to put Microsoft Analyst on his resume because he would hit “report” when Office would crash.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:13 PM
If she was the one who was shitcanned I bet models such as herself don’t take that too well.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:14 PM
More likely he broke it off because she started to get dumpy before she turned 21.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:16 PM
I used to hook up with this girl who worked for WEEI. She broke it off with me to become Verlander’s Boston road beef. He even flew her out to a few road trips (Philly, LA). Good times.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:17 PM
Fixed
/Hernia’d
//but true
February 14th, 2013 at 2:17 PM
kate has the best bewbs i think i have ever seen. they keep getting better.
34DD?
February 14th, 2013 at 2:17 PM
I hate being reminded how young this girl is. Makes me almost feel like a creepy old man. Almost.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:18 PM
So Blake Shelton’s doing local news now?
February 14th, 2013 at 2:19 PM
She traded up. Good for her.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:20 PM
kate has the best bewbs i think i have ever seen. they keep getting better.
Agreed.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:20 PM
I would love to know how that conversation went. “Trust me MP, it’s not you it’s…I’m going to be Verlanders road beef, later”!
February 14th, 2013 at 2:22 PM
I hate that this is probably right…he’ll probably dip below 2 this season now
February 14th, 2013 at 2:29 PM
There is almost always an obligatory “hot chick” post on this site in the slow mid-day hours.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:29 PM
I actually wish she had said that, but it one of those “we just can’t do this anymore” type things. And unfortunately by “this” she meant “snorting lines off each other while banging”. Like I said, good times.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:30 PM
Agreed.
god. dammit.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:30 PM
Pics or GTFO.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:32 PM
Yes, you’re a liar and a sack of shit if we don’t get Pics.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:33 PM
And unfortunately by “this” she meant “snorting lines off each other while banging”.
Throwing this out there, how much coke should a person do the first time they try it.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:34 PM
Also, I didn’t see anyone get “shut down”. I saw a chick with massive udders answer a question to a dude that needed a good shave.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:35 PM
Got in trouble once for doing that. Was so desperate for a job after graduating that I applied for a IT help desk job. I don’t have any background in that field. But under skills section, said that I had intermediate skills in all of the stuff that was a requirement for this job. Call me for a interview and started asking me all these technical questions and I was just cooked. I googled some stuff prior to the interview but it just all went away as soon as they started probing. Longest 20 minutes of my life.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:35 PM
And also, should one take care of their nose hairs prior to the first time?
February 14th, 2013 at 2:36 PM
That’s laughable.
Dammit, she rules.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:38 PM
I am not sure what this architect does, but there is an editor that does the SI swimsuit mag every year. She’s that 60-70 year old hag that with short grey hair. They always have that piece where she calls the girl that gets the cover.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:40 PM
I may be both of those things, but not about this. Here’s one.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:42 PM
Wow. Nobody ever complies with that request.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:45 PM
Bullshit! I won’t believe it unless I see her in a state of undress!
February 14th, 2013 at 2:46 PM
Agreed. Her tits, when set free, are an abomination.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:47 PM
That’s his road beef? Dude is slacking. That should be a slump buster if you’re an athlete. Verlander should be able to walk into any club/bar and pick and choose.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:47 PM
Pretty good looking 40-year old.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:48 PM
Agreed. Her tits, when set free, are an abomination.
Your trolling is reach Hall of Fame levels Tim.
I see nothing abominable in this picture.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:48 PM
Met a guy last summer who used to be an bit-role actor and now is Quality Control Director (or something of the sort) for PLayboy’s international editions. His job consists of looking at every picture that runs in those editions, as well as attending parties at the mansion with Hef and the girls.
Add in the fact dude looks like a young Scott Caan, and he’s living the dream.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:50 PM
dont hate Kate just because you are flat chested
and men, let’s see pics of your wfe or girlfriend
i’,m sure they are sooooo much better looking than kate
hahahha
February 14th, 2013 at 2:50 PM
Attractive women with hips > attractive women with large boobs/no hips
February 14th, 2013 at 2:50 PM
It has. I would love to see what his GF looks like, too.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:51 PM
and men, let’s see pics of your wfe or girlfriend
Tim can’t take a picture of his lady until she after school lets out.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:51 PM
So he is 5ft 4? Playboy models love short guys.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:51 PM
All day, every day
February 14th, 2013 at 2:52 PM
More likely he broke it off because she started to get dumpy before she turned 21.
Agreed. Her tits, when set free, are an abomination.
@ HtownHacker, I believe this is Tim giving you the green light…
February 14th, 2013 at 2:52 PM
@ HtownHacker, I believe this is Tim giving you the green light…
Ty wins.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:53 PM
Tomorrow’s news: Ohio man dies of overdose, family blames internet commenter.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:54 PM
dying
February 14th, 2013 at 2:55 PM
I really believe that. Dumpy for such a young age. And tits that define out of shape. Free falling, bloated pancakes.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:55 PM
i just cant understand how someone doesnt find kate attractive
i mean everyone on here freaks about faith hill and shes blargh
February 14th, 2013 at 2:56 PM
WTF? Don’t. Just smoke some weed.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:57 PM
Then Mamalickabooty will show up to give us all a scolding and ask Monk to banhammer us all.
/ That’s not funny, you’re not funny
// I’m not your friend, pal
/// I’m not your pal, buddy
//// Everybody walk the dinosaur
February 14th, 2013 at 2:57 PM
@ HtownHacker, I believe this is Tim giving you the green light…
Tim wishes.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:58 PM
If HTown has a nice head of hair this could be a match made in heaven.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:58 PM
SHUTUP
February 14th, 2013 at 2:58 PM
“Throwing this out there, how much coke should a person do the first time they try it.”
Yikes. With a question like this, just don’t do it.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:59 PM
They’re remembering the fair Faith Hill of 1998.
But her legs are still killer.
/ She’s no Shania Twain, though
February 14th, 2013 at 2:59 PM
Rookie move by Tim, should have waited until after Valentine’s day
February 14th, 2013 at 2:59 PM
Hardly ever agree with Hernia, but the man is right. Give her 3 more prime years, tops.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:59 PM
Her tits, when set free, are an abomination.
look at the body paint pics, then go to hell.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:00 PM
Where did all of this “Tim Ryan is fat” stuff come from? Is there a pic I need to see?
February 14th, 2013 at 3:00 PM
/high-five pal
February 14th, 2013 at 3:01 PM
I really believe that. Dumpy for such a young age. And tits that define out of shape. Free falling, bloated pancakes.
That’s no way to talk about Derek Jeter.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:01 PM
Hernia can’t come out of the closet because he has nothing nice in there to put on.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:01 PM
I was just curious. God now when we cant talk coke intake levels around here, what can we talk about?
February 14th, 2013 at 3:01 PM
I was just curious. God now when we cant talk coke intake levels around here, what can we talk about?
February 14th, 2013 at 3:02 PM
While I would probably put money on her beefing up down the road, she’s hot as all get out right now, and I think that’s the problem people have with Vidal Sassoon ripping her.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:02 PM
look at the body paint pics, then go to hell.
I’m with Menarky on this one. And he and I are rarely on the same page.
/we also both think Rihanna is ugly
February 14th, 2013 at 3:02 PM
Mullet, people got mad because I always mad fun of the fat, seemingly always hungry commenters.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:04 PM
Hardly ever agree with Hernia, but the man is right. Give her 3 more prime years, tops.
This is the point I don’t understand. How she is going to look in three years is not what makes me want to slap my dick against her titties now.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:04 PM
I wouldn’t kick her out of bed.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:04 PM
Mullet, people got mad because I always mad fun of the fat, seemingly always hungry commenters.
Specifically Taguchi.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:05 PM
I wouldn’t kick her out of bed.
I wouldn’t ever let her in.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:05 PM
“Overrated” and “only a few prime years left” are one thing. But this is a truly unfathomable opinion.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:05 PM
Hey, you left out “old.”
/ Gathers up torches, pitchforks
// Goes round to SROD’s house, knocks on door
/// Hands SROD torch, pitchfork
//// We start marching off toward Tim Ryan’s house
February 14th, 2013 at 3:05 PM
I’m with Menarky on this one. And he and I are rarely on the same page.
/we also both think Rihanna is ugly
we both also live in dfw. we have alot going for us. happy vday.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:05 PM
Rihanna’s giant forehead is just too much to deal with. Very alien-esque.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:06 PM
Would Kate Upton be in my hypothetical top 5? Probably not, but saying her twins are an abomination is itself an abomination. Paul Mitchell would be rubbing his hair all over those puppies.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:06 PM
we both also live in dfw. we have alot going for us. happy vday.
/high five? high five.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:06 PM
When Chris Brown starts slapping her around, why doesn’t she just head-butt him down with that thing?
February 14th, 2013 at 3:06 PM
Paul Mitchell would be rubbing his hair all over those puppies.
Awesome.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:06 PM
It is massive, I’ll grant you that.
/still give her a shot at the title though
February 14th, 2013 at 3:07 PM
Marissa Miller > Kate Upton > Brooklyn Decker
February 14th, 2013 at 3:07 PM
Agreed. Her tits, when set free, are an abomination.
man, this sentence is really starting to piss me off.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:07 PM
I’d be like the guys in Office Space. Okay, we launder the money. Do we know any cokeheads? I was just curious where you start. I have no idea about non-alcohol drugs.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:08 PM
Upton is unranked in my Top 25.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:08 PM
Have fun negotiating that five-year construction zone on I-30/35.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:08 PM
Putting Upton on the cover of an issue that had Bar in it really was an abomination
February 14th, 2013 at 3:08 PM
Classic
February 14th, 2013 at 3:08 PM
Rihanna’s giant forehead is just too much to deal with. Very alien-esque
i would have gone with another space creature comparison, but this works too.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:08 PM
Upton is unranked in my Top 25.
No shit.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:08 PM
Marissa Miller > Kate Upton > Brooklyn Decker
In their primes I’d go Miller, Decker, Upton, and I love all 3. Miller seems to have fucked up her face with some plastic surgery.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:08 PM
I guarantee the white girl’s dad is a conservative.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:09 PM
Upton is unranked in my Top 25.
Clooney still #1?
February 14th, 2013 at 3:09 PM
Have fun negotiating that five-year construction zone on I-30/35.
635 and 114 near DFW Airport is a fucking calamity right now. Avoid that area at all cost.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:09 PM
A hint: that black dude trying to sell you a magazine subscription isn’t a dealer, he’s just another out-of-work software engineer.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:10 PM
Upton is unranked in my Top 25.
I am presuming you mean celebs in general at the moment vs say- SI models ever
February 14th, 2013 at 3:10 PM
What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe?
February 14th, 2013 at 3:10 PM
I’ve said it before, Upton reminds me of an average Irish bartender with an out of shape, floppy rack. Yawn inducing.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:10 PM
I’ve been trying to figure a route to Grapevine from Uptown that does not involve 114.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:10 PM
I guarantee the white girl’s dad is a conservative.
It looks to me like the school was reconstructing a minority-majority congressional district and she drew the short straw.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:10 PM
114 near DFW Airport
will be done by june. then it will be an autobahn, and i may not wear pants while driving on it.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:11 PM
Buy a bag of headies. Get a blunt wrap, two 32oz Gatorades and you’ve got yourself a party.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:11 PM
I’ve been trying to figure a route to Grapevine from Uptown that does not involve 114.
Why do you want to go to Grapevine? Big fan of the Gaylord Texan?
/worst hotel name ever
February 14th, 2013 at 3:11 PM
That’s an average bartender in Ireland? Goddamn it, I’m heading to the Emerald Isle posthaste.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:11 PM
I’ve said it before, Upton reminds me of an average Irish bartender with an out of shape, floppy rack. Yawn inducing.
F*cking ban yourself right now. For one week.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:11 PM
Awesome. This is, as Arkbadger would say, some excellent internetting.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:12 PM
everyone saw through the smokescreen when he asked “is it ok to wear elastic waist band jeans? I’m asking for a friend…”
February 14th, 2013 at 3:12 PM
Like to go there for the occasional festival, like GrapeFest or Main Street Days, plus take in the wine-tasting rooms. Oddly, never been to the Gaylord.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:13 PM
I’ve been trying to figure a route to Grapevine from Uptown that does not involve 114.
i do it every day. not bad during rush hour, and after hours/weekend its wide open.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:13 PM
I agree with Chubs.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:13 PM
everyone saw through the smokescreen when he asked “is it ok to wear elastic waist band jeans? I’m asking for a friend…”
Well done.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:15 PM
I usually hate how this word is used, but dammit, your hating on Kate and her tits is disrepectful.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:15 PM
And I even mispelled disrespectful. Fuck. I am not at 100% today.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:16 PM
If you guys like droopy, poor-postured tits, cool. Not my thing.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:16 PM
No such thing as blonde Irish bartenders.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:16 PM
Like to go there for the occasional festival, like GrapeFest or Main Street Days, plus take in the wine-tasting rooms. Oddly, never been to the Gaylord.
Don’t bother. It’s a monstrosity.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:17 PM
If you guys like droopy, poor-postured tits, cool. Not my thing.
/masturbates to Audrey Hepburn
February 14th, 2013 at 3:17 PM
Just curious, how does a female get their rack in shape? Plastic surgery?
February 14th, 2013 at 3:18 PM
Eventually, Tim, you will have to tell us how it is that you “know” Clooney is gay but you wish you didn’t.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:18 PM
We all do realize how absurdly hot she must be in real-life, right? We see her with zero clothes on, next to your standard hot bartender, Upton would smoke her. Kate rules, you all drool!
/Flips off everybody
//Runs away crying
February 14th, 2013 at 3:18 PM
Dead.
So I guess droopy is a part of /Hernia’d now
February 14th, 2013 at 3:19 PM
Sleep with a sports bra.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:19 PM
Who has your ideal rack?
February 14th, 2013 at 3:20 PM
Tim you strike me as the kind of guy who asks a girl to leave her shirt on during sex.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:21 PM
We see her with zero clothes on, next to your standard hot bartender, Upton would smoke her
Why does the bartender have a penis?
February 14th, 2013 at 3:21 PM
Rack in shape? By stepping on a treadmill. Are you not familiar with tits?
February 14th, 2013 at 3:21 PM
Who has your ideal rack?
Rachel McChintitz
February 14th, 2013 at 3:22 PM
So which ladies are on Tim’s radar?
February 14th, 2013 at 3:22 PM
Agree on Rihinna’s forehead, but when I watch the music video for “Shut up and Drive”…….
February 14th, 2013 at 3:22 PM
And in lieu of a bra asks them to wear a tightly wrapped ace bandage instead.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:23 PM
Agree on Rihinna’s forehead, but when I watch the music video for “Shut up and Drive”…….
watch the video for clint eastwood, then you will have your answer.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:24 PM
Why aren’t more Grandma’s hitting the treadmill then? I don’t think that works pal.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:24 PM
He also has to be on top. Bed head is not an option for Mr. Ryan.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:24 PM
Are you not familiar with tits?
I’m beginning to wonder this about you.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:25 PM
I sure am. When you touch them they feel like a bag of sand.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:26 PM
Grandma? An 85 year old woman has no choice. A 21 year old does. But alas, the 21 year old has saggy water balloons.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:26 PM
dying
February 14th, 2013 at 3:27 PM
+1,000 Husker. Love it.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:27 PM
I always wonder how hot these ladies are in person when they’re out and about on a regular day. Not covered in makeup or wearing some bikini. I mean, the creepy perv video that dude took of Erin Andrews showed how banging she was without any makeup and naked, so I can imagine in person at a bar or whatnot she’s pretty damn hot, and these women are hotter than she is.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:29 PM
Chrissy Teigen might be my new #1
February 14th, 2013 at 3:29 PM
Also, all those amazing pics we see of Upton are airbrushed.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:30 PM
Too hit or miss for me face-wise. She has a killer body though, but they all do.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:30 PM
Tiegen is miles ahead of Upton. Plus, her body has a future that doesn’t resemble John Candy.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:30 PM
I already know the answer. Her forhead is big, but the way she looks in that video is quite amazing.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:30 PM
Very true. I’m telling you, as pervy as I felt watching the EA video, the thing I took away from it was how hot she was. So basically I should thank that creep who’s in jail (I assume).
February 14th, 2013 at 3:31 PM
Tiegen is miles ahead of Upton. Plus, her body has a future that doesn’t resemble John Candy.
tiegen has frying pan face.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:31 PM
We can all agree Bar is head and shoulders above them all, though, right?
February 14th, 2013 at 3:31 PM
Tiegen is miles ahead of Upton. Plus, her body has a future that doesn’t resemble John Candy.
“Hey Tim, want a beer?”
“No thanks, it’ll eventually become piss.”
/same logic
February 14th, 2013 at 3:31 PM
Oh, and Nina Agdal is magically babe-licious.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:32 PM
Tiegen is absolute miss face and forehead-wise.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:33 PM
Let’s put it this way, Adrianna Lima and Bar make Kate Upton look like Ben Seaver mid-puberty.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:34 PM
Tiegen is quite the two-face, although I will agree that her body is top notch.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:35 PM
I can get behind this. Lima’s eyes are enchanting and Bar is perfect.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:35 PM
This thread. I want to hold it. And squeeze it gently.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:35 PM
Teigen also has pencil eraser nips, which is a gamechanger in my book.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:35 PM
Let’s put it this way, Adrianna Lima and Bar make Kate Upton look like Ben Seaver mid-puberty.
Exactly, it seems like Upton is everything you would want
February 14th, 2013 at 3:35 PM
who is this blackface anchor???
look at those hands!!!
freeze on 43 sec and tell me its not fake looking hahaha
February 14th, 2013 at 3:36 PM
Tiegen tweeted a photo about how she was consoling Jon Legend after he lost out on a Grammy the other night and it was sexy as hell.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:36 PM
MS21, you’re missing my point. Not attracted now, not attracted later. She’s a fun Thursday night bang. Again, YAWN.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:38 PM
This is one of the funniest threads I have seen in a while. Nice work gents. And for the record, Timmy is dead right on this one.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:39 PM
Tiegen is like that two faced girl from seinfeld. On a few rare occasions, she looks hot. But about 99% of the time, she looks borderline retarded.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:39 PM
I hate everybody here.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:39 PM
i would let ea shit in my mouth or whatever weird method of describing hotness we are using these days
February 14th, 2013 at 3:40 PM
I want to hang out with you on Thursdays.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:40 PM
*standing ovation*
*furious clapping*
February 14th, 2013 at 3:40 PM
MS21, you’re missing my point. Not attracted now, not attracted later. She’s a fun Thursday night bang. Again, YAWN.
No I understand your point entirely. You’re using how she might look later as a reason to not like her now. I get it. It’s stupid reasoning.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:40 PM
Surprised at the Teigen hate. She’s like a modern day Pochahontas but with way better boobs.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:41 PM
If you would have told me before today that Tim Ryan doesn’t think Ben Siever mid-puberty is the pinnacle of sexiness, I wouldn’t have believed you
February 14th, 2013 at 3:42 PM
Surprised at the Teigen hate.
Agreed.
She’s like a modern day Pochahontas but with way better boobs.
Didn’t see that coming though.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:42 PM
Well, after your comments the other night about Izzo is pretty clear that you’re full of shit.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:43 PM
I want to love her as I’m down with that skin tone (Asians FTW!!) but every now and again her smile seems…off. Her body is outstanding though. Like…almost perfect.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:43 PM
i would let ea shit in my mouth or whatever weird method of describing hotness we are using these days
make sure to carry high quality bird seed when trying to get her.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:44 PM
yes a 4 game run to the final 4 tells you more about how good a coach is than a full big 10 season
-morons
February 14th, 2013 at 3:45 PM
Surprised at the Teigen hate. She’s like a modern day Pochahontas but with way better boobs.
great body, but it looks like someone put her facial features in random places, then smashed it with a cast iron skillet.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:45 PM
If you showed me a picture of Chrissy Teigen smiling and told me that she was a special olympics athlete, I would totally believe you.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:45 PM
I’m down for a thursday night hang out with you clooney’s
February 14th, 2013 at 3:46 PM
7 regular season Big Ten championships in the last 13 years. Now, go back to the bridge you crawled out from.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:47 PM
If you showed me a picture of Chrissy Teigen smiling and told me that she was a special olympics athlete, I would totally believe you.
shocking
February 14th, 2013 at 3:47 PM
My “I’d hit it” level is more liberal than my politics. Tim Ryan is downright Grover Norquistian in his selection process.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:47 PM
To each his own, but you guys are losing me with the dislike of Teigen.
MS, have you seen her bodypaint pics at SI? She looks exactly like Pochahontas.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:48 PM
7 regular season Big Ten championships in the last 13 years. Now, go back to the bridge you crawled out from.
good not great
February 14th, 2013 at 3:48 PM
A total bust
February 14th, 2013 at 3:49 PM
So you and Pocha were childhood friends I take it?
February 14th, 2013 at 3:49 PM
MS, have you seen her bodypaint pics at SI? She looks exactly like Pochahontas.
I did see it. I just don’t know that my brain would have ever connected her appearance with Pocahontas. But I guess I’m the weird one.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:49 PM
Teigen has a TV cooking show coming up soon. Will be easier to judge her seeing more than stills. I dig her personally, and I agree on the occasional odd look. I think I can struggle through it though.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:50 PM
Whoever it was the other day that compared her face to that of that photobombing stingray was right on.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:50 PM
I like this, but you need to disseminate between animated (hot) and real-life (hideous) Pocahontas
February 14th, 2013 at 3:50 PM
I follow Teigen on Twitter, and she’s pretty damn funny and seems like a really cool chick, which makes her so much hotter.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:50 PM
Pretty sure you need to take off your history jacket and put on your Disney jacket to get this reference.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:50 PM
I meant the Hollywood version MS. Damn you and your history knowledge.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:51 PM
Totally agree.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:51 PM
I think there is confusion here. There is a difference between supermodel, lifting up to next level hot versus what you would encounter and even have a shot at in real life. In real life, I’m not aversed to go hoggin’ every once in awhile.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:51 PM
She looks exactly like Pochahontas.
so FeloniousMullet used to crank it to Disney videos, got it.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:52 PM
Differentiate* dammit
February 14th, 2013 at 3:52 PM
I love this phrase. I’m totally stealing it.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:52 PM
A total bust
Tom “Arm Punt” Izzo
February 14th, 2013 at 3:53 PM
Webb, we’re waiting for that Dorner story with bated breath
February 14th, 2013 at 3:53 PM
I meant the Hollywood version MS. Damn you and your history knowledge.
Like I said, I’m probably the weird one.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:54 PM
so FeloniousMullet used to crank it to Disney videos, got it.
Let he who did not get tingly feelings as a kid while watching The Little Mermaid cast the first stone.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:54 PM
You mean Poca HOT ASS amirite?
February 14th, 2013 at 3:54 PM
Jasmine is hot. I’ll fight you on this.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:54 PM
Nailed it. That’s pretty damn funny.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:56 PM
Hey guys.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:57 PM
Needs to hit the treadmill
February 14th, 2013 at 3:58 PM
She’s probably really hairy.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:58 PM
Haha. Tim probably thinks that Jessica Rabbit is disgusting because of what’s happened to Kathleen Turner.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:59 PM
Winner.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:59 PM
I follow Teigen on Twitter, and she’s pretty damn funny and seems like a really cool chick, which makes her so much hotter.
if by “cool” you mean talking about zone blocking and who’s next or bitching about the GMs lack of offseason activity, then pass. outside of having a weener, this is the most unattractive thing a girl can do.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:00 PM
I’d hit it
/cleet
February 14th, 2013 at 4:01 PM
Webb, we’re waiting for that Dorner story with bated breath
I probably over reacted and this story will disappoint
February 14th, 2013 at 4:02 PM
Romancing the Stone Turner? In a cocaine heartbeat.
/Joan Wilder!
February 14th, 2013 at 4:03 PM
Kathleen Turner.
I’d hit it
/cleet
Meth. Not even once.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:05 PM
This right here.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:05 PM
Long story short, one of my daughters friends who she has play-dates left lives with her grandfather by their school. Grandfather was Dorner’s former supervisor in the LAPD when the shit went down that got him fired or whatever. The grandpa was on the list on Facebook, school new and there were armed undercover officers on the campus but they didn’t tell anyone for a few days, the little girl was taken out of school and put in protective custody. All the teachers and parents freaked out….
February 14th, 2013 at 4:06 PM
Long story short, one of my daughters friends who she has play-dates left lives with her grandfather by their school. Grandfather was Dorner’s former supervisor in the LAPD when the shit went down that got him fired or whatever. The grandpa was on the list on Facebook, school new and there were armed undercover officers on the campus but they didn’t tell anyone for a few days, the little girl was taken out of school and put in protective custody. All the teachers and parents freaked out….
…everyone walk the dinosaur?
February 14th, 2013 at 4:06 PM
Jasmine is hot. I’ll fight you on this.
My daughter has all these dolls and always asks me which one I like best, I always say Jasmine
February 14th, 2013 at 4:07 PM
My daughter has all these dolls and always asks me which one I like best, I always say Jasmine
Exposing your kids early to your sexual fetishes is a healthy parenting tip.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:08 PM
Exposing your kids early to your sexual fetishes is a healthy parenting tip.
wow, uncalled for
February 14th, 2013 at 4:10 PM
Alright, that should just about do it. No one’s topping this comment.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:12 PM
Did you not read my comment? My opinion of her is both current and when her tits look like dead purses.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:12 PM
Scripty, should you go thta route -and i’m certainly not suggesting you do so – begin with about a 1/4 of a dime sized bump. Give that about 15 minutes, then go back for one more. Nothing after this your first time.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:13 PM
So this is where all you fucks are.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:14 PM
Upton is the hottest plus-sized model out there.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:15 PM
while im not willing to go as far as mr. ryan in his critique of ms. upton, i have to agree with him that there are more pristine examples of female beauty out there. while i consider upton an internet 9 (IRL 9.99999), i would not put her in the same class as irina shayk, mid 90′s klum and tyra banks, marissa miller or even kate beckinsdale.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:16 PM
/bookmarks post for future reading
February 14th, 2013 at 4:16 PM
Oh man do I love me some Beckinsale.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:16 PM
tyra banks
she has a cute penis where her belly button is.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:17 PM
Valentine’s gift didn’t show up on time, thanks a lot stupid fucking jewelry sellers.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:17 PM
Even if Tim doesn’t tent his sweatpants every time he sees a photo of Kate Upton, let’s all settle down. She’s still hotter than any girl you (or any other commenter her) has ever gotten close enough to invited into your mom’s basement.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:18 PM
Best.Ever.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:18 PM
But yes, I do envision Timmy as having debilitating social awkwardness and an inability to interact with women that don’t remind him of his mother, using the blog format to build an alternative, more palatable identity.
/stereotyped
February 14th, 2013 at 4:19 PM
I had never seen a movie of hers until Total Recall (don’t bother)…her British accent was believable. Turns out she’s British.
/would bang and hollow out
February 14th, 2013 at 4:21 PM
Was going to mention her, but Beckinsale has/is my #1 of all-time
February 14th, 2013 at 4:23 PM
Dont bother with Total Recall? I just rented it and was gonna watch it tonite.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:27 PM
/////puts down yummy Krispy Kreme doughnut
//////grabs pitchfork
February 14th, 2013 at 4:30 PM
You know what…I watched Total Recall and Dredd within 2 days of each other…I was too harsh on Total Recall. Much like Upton, it’s OK for a Thursday night.
/don’t bother with Dredd even if you’re home sick and Judge Judy is the only thing on
February 14th, 2013 at 4:32 PM
Criminally false. Speak for yourself, Slappy.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:34 PM
Being “too social” is one of my biggest battles.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:39 PM
Right behind humidity.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:40 PM
Are we counting prostitutes?
February 14th, 2013 at 4:42 PM
Timmy has just passed ms621 on my list of people here I wish I knew their real identity. So many questions.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:45 PM
This is awesome, and also true. Humidity offers a hell of a battle.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:47 PM
It’s not so much the heat, it’s the humility.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:48 PM
Timmy has just passed ms621 on my list of people here I wish I knew their real identity. So many questions.
He’s George Clooney’s personal assistant.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:57 PM
Not into flapjacky blondes. Sorry.
February 14th, 2013 at 5:05 PM
Unfortunately for the Hernia, HTown isn’t into men of the caucasian persuasion
February 14th, 2013 at 5:06 PM
Tiger Woods is the Cablinasian. Htownhacker only loves the “blinasian” part
February 14th, 2013 at 5:20 PM
Refreshing lack of the Troll Supreme in this thread…just one comment.
February 14th, 2013 at 6:43 PM
Thanks Milk Steak for the info.
February 18th, 2013 at 11:09 PM
cannot believe no one answered scripty’s request with:
remember len bias’s first time? a smidge less than that
February 26th, 2013 at 5:58 PM
boobs