Comments on: You Need to See this Picture of the Kangaroo Delay at the Women’s Australian Open

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:24:21 +0000

Wait they let Minotaurs golf?

please…they just started letting black people golf in 1994. golf needs to ease into modernity.

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:13:31 +0000

Wait they let Minotaurs golf?

By: squawkbox

squawkbox — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:12:09 +0000

i dont watch much LPGA, but i study a few players’ i study a few players’ swings/frantically searches urban dictionary

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:11:08 +0000

Spencer, just how big of a golf nut are you? Do you watch LPGA?

i dont watch much LPGA, but i study a few players’ swings. lindsay gahm, a senior at LSU, has one of my favorite swings on earth.

in terms of what i’ll watch…the nationwide/web.com tour whenever it’s on and i make it a point to watch all the big televised amateur events. no seniors, no LPGA…im not being sexist, but the women’s game is pretty weak. im not sure the no. 1 ranked women’s player would make the cut at a tarheel minitour event, let alone a nationwide/web.com event.

By: MP

MP — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:10:56 +0000

Christ, those things are perfect killing machines. They’ve got the legs of Oscar Pistorius and the real-killer-location-finding abilities of O.J. Simpson.

Oh yes.

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:09:37 +0000

Spencer, just how big of a golf nut are you? Do you masturbate to the LPGA?Be honest.

By: squawkbox

squawkbox — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:08:10 +0000

Looks like some of them didn’t fix their ball marks.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:07:18 +0000

Laura Davies would have teed one up, drilled a roo in the head with the ball, and then begin devouring the kill right in the middle of the fairway.

haahha…it’s funny because it’s true.

By: Der Kaiser

Der Kaiser — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:07:00 +0000

Spencer, just how big of a golf nut are you? Do you watch LPGA?

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:06:35 +0000

Tagged along with a couple of my friends to golf range this weekend. Never played golf in my life, and it was lot more difficult then I imagined. Could barely connect with the ball, let alone hit it far.

i promise i wont golf-jack this post too, but yea man…but when you hit one perfect, oh my does it feel euphoric.

By: Roethlishotdog

Roethlishotdog — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:06:20 +0000

Laura Davies would have teed one up, drilled a roo in the head with the ball, and then begin devouring the kill right in the middle of the fairway.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:05:35 +0000

Christ, those things are perfect killing machines. They’ve got the legs of Oscar Pistorius and the real-killer-location-finding abilities of O.J. Simpson.

fucking phenomenal.

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:04:44 +0000

This comment on the Deadspin post from thirty minutes ago really made my morning

Christ, those things are perfect killing machines. They’ve got the legs of Oscar Pistorius and the real-killer-location-finding abilities of O.J. Simpson.

By: Der Kaiser

Der Kaiser — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:04:34 +0000

Tagged along with a couple of my friends to golf range this weekend. Never played golf in my life, and it was lot more difficult then I imagined. Could barely connect with the ball, let alone hit it far.

By: scripty

scripty — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:04:26 +0000

Sucks when you get to the green and their’s roo gizz everywhere. Those fuckers bang all the time.

/the kangaroos are always banging at the zoo, exactly when my kids look

By: Der Kaiser

Der Kaiser — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:01:05 +0000

Not sure why she’s waiting to hit. They must be at least 100 yards away.

Nice.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:00:37 +0000

Not sure why she’s waiting to hit. They must be at least 100 yards away.

winner.

By: PeerLessPrices

PeerLessPrices — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:00:17 +0000

Not sure why she’s waiting to hit. They must be at least 100 yards away

/pours one out for women’s sports

By: wildcat1144

wildcat1144 — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 16:59:18 +0000

It would be nice if they let Webb play roo.

/double veal’d

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 16:58:55 +0000

“My apartment is infested with koala bears. It’s the cutest infestation ever. Whenever I get home and turn on the lights a bunch of koala bears scatter.”