Comments on: Darren Rovell Wants You to Know that Oscar Pistorius Was Wearing Oakley When Arrested, Because Of Course

By: A.P.

A.P. — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 22:18:59 +0000

I don’t understand the point of Darren Rovell. He doesn’t know enough about sports for me to give a shit what he thinks/says, and he doesn’t know nearly enough about business for me to give a shit what he thinks/says.

Contrary to JMac’s interview with him last week, DR is a jackass

By: Razor Shines

Razor Shines — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 18:02:12 +0000

I don’t understand the point of Darren Rovell. He doesn’t know enough about sports for me to give a shit what he thinks/says, and he doesn’t know nearly enough about business for me to give a shit what he thinks/says.

By: Ty_Webb

Ty_Webb — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:57:58 +0000

FeloniousMullet

By: Babar 2.0

Babar 2.0 — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:46:46 +0000

Anyway, long story short, my wife ended up picking me up down the street, and I made my escape with the diapers in hand.

…and a fresh pair of pantyhose. You know…a little something for the missus.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:40:36 +0000

sounds like the plot for raising arizona.

By: scripty

scripty — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:39:00 +0000

I went into a convenience store late one night to get some diapers. We were down on our luck, so I decided to rob the store. I went to the womens section, tore open a pack of panty hose, and stuck one on my head. My wife saw me, got pissed, and took off in the car. I went to the counter and demanded the money, and the cashier pulled a shotgun. I run up and down the ailes, avoiding every shotgun blast. The cops showed up, and I took off, running through the neigborhood. There were dozens of dogs chasing me, running through yards and even through a few houses. I ended up carjacking an old man, and to my dismay, informed me that I had a panty on my head. Anyway, long story short, my wife ended up picking me up down the street, and I made my escape with the diapers in hand.

Only issue I have is this could have been broken up into a # of comments.

By: ohheelyeah

ohheelyeah — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:31:29 +0000

Costa Del Mar has the most advanced lenses ever made. Of this, there is no debate.

By: Charlie Sheens Dopeman

Charlie Sheens Dopeman — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:30:59 +0000

Comment of the year

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:30:07 +0000

I’ve understood that dude’s purpose in life… he invented a field and suddenly everyone gave him credibility. I’ve never followed him, but all I’ve seen retweeted or otherwise is idiotic stuff that is ‘sports’ but forced into a ‘sports business’ label, so he has a job (isn’t all sports business?)

I don’t blame him, I blame all those assholes who follow him and make him think he’s a worthy human being.

By: GloriousMullet

GloriousMullet — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:29:32 +0000

By: Gerard Portmanteau

Gerard Portmanteau — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:23:44 +0000

Love that the Bleacher Report dudes have mounted their high horses in Rovell’s defense. Pretty, pretty perfect.

Like the dude in White Men Cant Jump?

Exactly what I was thinking.

By: Charlie Sheens Dopeman

Charlie Sheens Dopeman — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:22:42 +0000

Guy I played high school football with walked into the convenience store he shopped at regularly, walked to the back of the store, pulled a ski mask on and tried to hold the store up. Cashier, who knew him, just looked at him and said, “Dude, I know it’s you, I just saw you come in.” So he left, and the cops were at his house right quick.

Like the dude in White Men Cant Jump?

By: scripty

scripty — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:22:10 +0000

“Dude, I know it’s you, I just saw you come in.”
Why would you say that? What if the guy does something foolish?

By: scripty

scripty — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:20:34 +0000

if you are spending on sunglasses and dont get polarized lenses, you are an idiot

By: PeerLessPrices

PeerLessPrices — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:17:57 +0000

Thanks guys. Was leaning that way. Have some Radar’s but polarized is so much more for them.

By: Nada

Nada — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:16:47 +0000

Marvin Barnes … robbed a liquor store while wearing his high school jacket with “Marvin” emblazoned on the front

Guy I played high school football with walked into the convenience store he shopped at regularly, walked to the back of the store, pulled a ski mask on and tried to hold the store up. Cashier, who knew him, just looked at him and said, “Dude, I know it’s you, I just saw you come in.” So he left, and the cops were at his house right quick.

By: arkbadger

arkbadger — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:15:50 +0000

PeerLess, I have a pair of polarized RayBan’s and I love em. I don’t like wearing them golfing, but other than that they are great shades. the frames have scratched a little bit but not the lenses. great for fishing, if you are into that.

By: Charlie Sheens Dopeman

Charlie Sheens Dopeman — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:15:25 +0000

I thought he was wearing Doc Martens?

By: HuskerDawg

HuskerDawg — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:14:15 +0000

Thinking about some. Polarized worth the extra?

I would say yes. Polarized are awesome.

By: Nada

Nada — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:13:38 +0000

Any truth to the rumor that Hitler was wearing Birkenstocks when he signed off on the Wannsee Conference report?