Mardi Gras Reveler Throws His Beer at a Cop, Then Punches the Cop. What Follows is an Epic Beatdown
Heavy Drinking, Video, What the hell is wrong with people February 13th. 2013, 12:35pm
Rare is the day when you see someone drunk enough to not only throw a beer at a cop, but then follow-up by throwing two punches at said cop. This clown did just that, and then got deservedly destroyed by the boys in blue. Someone in the video shouts that he was tasered, too. This isn’t just going to be a night in the drunk tank, either. Dude is going to regret this one, that’s for sure. [via The Hazean]
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February 13th, 2013 at 12:40 PM
Note to TBL readers: never hit a person that you think might be a cop
/
punched off duty cop
//
got tasered five times
//
spent 3 years in prison
February 13th, 2013 at 12:40 PM
The shrieking of drunk girls is the most annoying sound in this world.
February 13th, 2013 at 12:40 PM
That’s some first rate play-by-play.
February 13th, 2013 at 12:41 PM
Good for him!
February 13th, 2013 at 12:41 PM
Note to TBL readers: never hit a person that you think might be a cop
/
punched off duty cop
//
got tasered five times
//
spent 3 years in prison
Still beats getting thrown in prison for pirating dvds.
February 13th, 2013 at 12:41 PM
He wanted to give up solid foods for lent.
February 13th, 2013 at 12:41 PM
is it just no holds barred once someone hits a cop?
February 13th, 2013 at 12:42 PM
Still beats getting thrown in prison for pirating dvds.
/pours one out for bsanders.
February 13th, 2013 at 12:42 PM
spent 3 years in prison
all at once?
February 13th, 2013 at 12:44 PM
2 years then a year turn-around for not going to my daily ba’s
February 13th, 2013 at 12:45 PM
That’s a given dude.
I must know, why did you hit him?
February 13th, 2013 at 12:45 PM
the two were for hitting the cop? seems harsh w/o priors, but i’m no auburn first year law student
February 13th, 2013 at 12:46 PM
That’s actually a restrained response by the police, especially considering it’s New Orleans.
February 13th, 2013 at 12:46 PM
Best part of this video is the toddler on her dad’s shoulders at the 2:20 mark. Definitely a place for someone that young.
February 13th, 2013 at 12:46 PM
Better rule: don’t hit anyone unless they hit you first. If it’s an undercover or off-duty cop they still have to have a pretty damn good reason to hit you first and they are required to identify themselves as such.
February 13th, 2013 at 12:46 PM
He was fucking with this girl I was with. They lied and said they were on duty detectives. Was facing 10.
February 13th, 2013 at 12:47 PM
This is definitely Cool Rick.
February 13th, 2013 at 12:47 PM
Please elaborate
February 13th, 2013 at 12:48 PM
/adds to file “why people hate cops”
February 13th, 2013 at 12:48 PM
rarely does the term clown get used correctly. this is a case where it is.
also, whatever cops in NO get paid, I’m guessing that it isn’t enough, especially those working in the quarter.
February 13th, 2013 at 12:48 PM
That would pretty much defeat the purporse of undercover, no?
February 13th, 2013 at 12:49 PM
Good life lessons here, but the kind of people who hit cops won’t listen to it at all.
February 13th, 2013 at 12:49 PM
my daily ba’s
Daily? Holy shit that would be expensive.
February 13th, 2013 at 12:50 PM
How so? I mean, to just deck some dude he had better have been groping her or some shit like that. Hitting on her shouldn’t make you throw haymakers.
February 13th, 2013 at 12:50 PM
Charlie sheen’s Dopeman, we need story time of some of the messed up things you saw while in there.
February 13th, 2013 at 12:50 PM
What a moron. Hope he enjoyed getting ass raped in prison.
February 13th, 2013 at 12:50 PM
Or ddmcd1674. Supposedly he spent time in the hoosegow for a smack habit or some shit.
February 13th, 2013 at 12:50 PM
seriously, though, can cops pretty much wail away once a frat boy takes a couple swings and connects, regardless of outnumbering him? seems like a licence to get out aggression way out of whack
that typed, stupid gets what stupid deserves
February 13th, 2013 at 12:50 PM
Fine. I never go to strip clubs, but this chick I was dating had a sister that worked at shotgun willies. This dude kept touching harrassing the girl i was with. I asked him to step outside. Walked into an ambush.
February 13th, 2013 at 12:51 PM
This is the truth.
February 13th, 2013 at 12:51 PM
February 13th, 2013 at 12:51 PM
“He punched a coooooop? Who iiiiiiiiiis that?”
Wow, that girl should be drop-kicked in the face.
February 13th, 2013 at 12:52 PM
Dude prolly doesn’t want to talk about the tossed salad man.
February 13th, 2013 at 12:53 PM
That kid threw a lot of punches. He was beaten until he went to the ground. Given the circumstances, I’m shocked it wasn’t a far worse beating.
February 13th, 2013 at 12:53 PM
There’s video of him defending his Baptist Virginity in jail?
February 13th, 2013 at 12:53 PM
That would pretty much defeat the purporse of undercover, no?
I believe that at the point of confrontation and arrest they have to identify themselves as such. If they are undercover and getting into an altercation then they may not be a very good undercover cop in the first place. But I don’t think a plain clothes cop can confront you physically without identifying themselves as a peace officer.
February 13th, 2013 at 12:53 PM
How was it an ambush if you punched the dude first?
February 13th, 2013 at 12:53 PM
Supposedly he spent time in the hoosegow for a smack habit or some shit.
But not for shooting his enemies. He did the cops a favor with that one
February 13th, 2013 at 12:53 PM
Thank god I wasnt an angry drunk.
February 13th, 2013 at 12:54 PM
Okay, so the girl you were with isn’t a stripper but the cop thought she was and started to grope her?
February 13th, 2013 at 12:54 PM
Dude prolly doesn’t want to talk about the tossed salad man.
/backspaces “Jelly or syrup?” comment
February 13th, 2013 at 12:54 PM
Good for them. The rule should be three cops to wail on the frat brah for every roman numeral in the kids name.
February 13th, 2013 at 12:54 PM
Given the circumstances, I’m shocked it wasn’t a far worse beating.
Really? He looked white to me
February 13th, 2013 at 12:54 PM
That about sums up why a portion of guys become cops. I was drinking in public in college, DPS told me to stop, I took one more swig before tossing it. DPS guy decided it was enough cause to tackle me with Terry Tate-like aggression
February 13th, 2013 at 12:55 PM
No, he put up his fists and made a move. Intially I just choked him.
February 13th, 2013 at 12:55 PM
+1 Solo Cup
February 13th, 2013 at 12:56 PM
February 13th, 2013 at 12:56 PM
Or ddmcd1674.
he was back on here with a late night comment one time, with a slightly adjusted commenter name.
February 13th, 2013 at 12:56 PM
Agree 100%. As someone said above, they showed a good bit of restraint if you ask me.
There isn’t much worse than going out for drinks with “that guy.” Always hated those nights. Oh, someone bumped into you in a crowded bar? We should definitely get into a brawl because surely it had nothing to do with it being packed and everything to do with him wanting to fuck your girlfriend.
February 13th, 2013 at 12:56 PM
Shut it down.
February 13th, 2013 at 12:57 PM
I think what everyone’s getting caught up on is WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GET 2 YEARS IN PRISON FOR THIS?!
February 13th, 2013 at 12:57 PM
/faps
//Carradine’d
February 13th, 2013 at 12:57 PM
Charles Sheen’s Dopeman is actually Nic Cage from Con Air.
February 13th, 2013 at 12:57 PM
Fantastic.
February 13th, 2013 at 12:58 PM
Has Ty Webb told his Dorner story yet?
February 13th, 2013 at 12:58 PM
They can and do all the time. They can also do drugs, so if you think you out the UC by passing him the coke on a mirror won’t work.
Now if they place you under arrest, then there will be an identification.
February 13th, 2013 at 12:58 PM
Put the bunny back in the box.
February 13th, 2013 at 12:58 PM
Cause CO is fucked
February 13th, 2013 at 12:58 PM
Charles Sheen’s Dopeman wears an Adebisi hat.
February 13th, 2013 at 12:58 PM
On Colorado Blvd?
February 13th, 2013 at 12:58 PM
I’d like to hear this. That dude fascinates me.
February 13th, 2013 at 12:59 PM
They can and do all the time. They can also do drugs, so if you think you out the UC by passing him the coke on a mirror won’t work.
Now if they place you under arrest, then there will be an identification.
Well what someone in a position of authority is supposed to do and what they actually do are very often different things.
February 13th, 2013 at 12:59 PM
There’s always more to the story. Always.
Dude, one time I was walking down the street and all of a sudden these 3 cops came out of nowhere and started beating on me, brah. I totes wasn’t doing anything. I swear, they just came at me for no reason.
Yeah, right.
February 13th, 2013 at 12:59 PM
So you and the stripper’s sister went to see the sister strip? Working some three way family action?
February 13th, 2013 at 12:59 PM
The Paterno estate agrees.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:00 PM
Shit it was just a learning experience. I.m still allowed to take the CO bar exam, got sober, learned that prison sucks
February 13th, 2013 at 1:01 PM
Someone finally brings up the most interesting part of this story…
February 13th, 2013 at 1:01 PM
I know about 10 guys that are cops. Most of them are pretty decent and I wouldn’t think they would be the type that went into the force for an ego trip. But I wonder if a certain number of years of public chicanery just makes you not give a fuck.
Also, certain depts are all assholes b/c that’s how those dept’s are top to bottom.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:02 PM
step sister. sorry for the omission
February 13th, 2013 at 1:02 PM
Shit it was just a learning experience. I.m still allowed to take the CO bar exam, got sober, learned that prison sucks
Did you see an Asian guy get shived for stealing Pop Tarts from another inmate?
February 13th, 2013 at 1:03 PM
Nic Cage from Con Air.
He had an outrageously bad name in this movie.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:03 PM
ROLLO
February 13th, 2013 at 1:03 PM
Dopeman, you’re a lawyer now? Good for you, plus you like good music. You alright.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:03 PM
Are you and the girlfriend still together? Was it true love?
February 13th, 2013 at 1:03 PM
This changes very little…
February 13th, 2013 at 1:04 PM
so are we getting pics of the strippers or not?
February 13th, 2013 at 1:04 PM
No asians in CO prison. Lots of white power and hispanic gangs. Plus we could only order pop tarts twice a year, so stealing one would be unfathomable.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:05 PM
Exactly. I’m still not sure how this whole thing got started. So this cop started fondling your girl out of nowhere and you told him to stop and he didn’t?
February 13th, 2013 at 1:06 PM
Sounds like Alabama
February 13th, 2013 at 1:06 PM
One of my professors in college did five years for growing pot on federal land (had a spinal cord disease, got addicted to oxy, was about to kill himself and then a family member suggested medical marijuana, didn’t realize it was some obscure piece of federal land). Best stories he had were 1) waiting in the prison barber’s office to get his haircut when a guy walks in, takes the scissors and cuts the throat of the guy getting his haircut (so he didn’t cut his hair the rest of the time he was locked up) and 2) that the most effective shiv is actually the ceiling tiles from drop-ceilings, because you can break it off once you stab with it and then it’s much harder to treat fast.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:06 PM
No asians in CO prison. Lots of white power and hispanic gangs. Plus we could only order pop tarts twice a year, so stealing one would be unfathomable.
Maybe that’s why the Asian in the same jail as bsanders got shived.
/am I spelling that right? It doesn’t look correct….
February 13th, 2013 at 1:06 PM
Yeah, he was just being a drunk asshole. Touched her ass. I wanted to beat him down. He knew I was with her.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:07 PM
Monica Potter was in Con Air. She could be the worst actress of all time. Patch Adams, Con Air, Along Came a Spider in a 4-year window. Prolific
/would bang
February 13th, 2013 at 1:07 PM
Met a few over the years. Some are very mellow. A bunch though are sittin’ on the edge, waiting for the chance to cut loose. For me, I need to know I have the moral high ground before getting into it with one of those guys.
There won’t be any Rodney King video available if I get into a scuffle. All that will be left is my busted-up carcass.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:08 PM
His best film was Raising Arizona, and it’s not even close
February 13th, 2013 at 1:08 PM
Craziest thing I saw was a Sureno beat this dude with a lock in a sock. I think he died
February 13th, 2013 at 1:08 PM
Monica Potter was in Con Air. She could be the worst actress of all time. Patch Adams, Con Air, Along Came a Spider in a 4-year window. Prolific
/would bang
She also starred along with Freddie Prinz Jr. in possibly the worst movie I’ve ever seen in a theater.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:09 PM
Are you and the girlfriend still together? Was it true love?
so you missed the part about jail for 3 years?
February 13th, 2013 at 1:09 PM
Link. She aged like she’s from Cleveland.
Because she is.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:09 PM
step sister. sorry for the omission
This changes very little…
Well, it changes the legality of what we’re all hoping is the rest of the story
February 13th, 2013 at 1:10 PM
If I’m not mistaken, Banders also got shot in his butt and accidentally slept with a married woman. That guy has lived an interesting life.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:10 PM
So CHarlie Sheens Dopeman really is Charlie Sheens Dopeman.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:10 PM
Well, Tricia Poe stuck around…..
February 13th, 2013 at 1:10 PM
First for a Colts fan.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:10 PM
If I’m not mistaken, Banders also got shot in his butt and accidentally slept with a married woman. That guy has lived an interesting life.
I believe it was the leg he was shot in, not the butt. And I think he knew the lady was married when he slept with her.
But yes he is easily one of the most interesting people to ever comment on here.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:12 PM
He also spent several years kicking for the Pittsburgh Steelers.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:12 PM
My brother went on his honeymoon to St. Lucia and got to know a few cops who were there on vacation from the same area in Ga. Said most were cool, but a couple were pretty intimidating. One of them was recently charged with manslaughter as it related to accidentally killing another officer. Here’s the the story of said officer getting paroled.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:14 PM
Who is most interesting?
/nominates ms621 for TBL historian
February 13th, 2013 at 1:14 PM
Here’s the the story of said officer getting paroled.
The quotes about finding “that little dipshit I met in St. Lucia and make him pay” are bone chilling
February 13th, 2013 at 1:15 PM
Great category. I think the worst movie I’ve seen in the theater was Street Fighter. Hitman and The Blair Witch Project are runners up, though.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:15 PM
I miss bsanders. Quality entertainment commentrary
February 13th, 2013 at 1:16 PM
Without a doubt. Bsanders is good people.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:16 PM
Nic Cage
His best film was Raising Arizona, and it’s not even close
he actually had a string of movies in the early 90′s that were all good, believe it or not. He didn’t used to be nearly as awful as he became.
But Red Rock West is good and weird. My favorite is probably Guarding Tess. Although Amos and Andrew was very funny.
But the answer is Face/Off. That movie has no equal.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:17 PM
Well, Tricia Poe stuck around…..
you sunk my battleship, well played
February 13th, 2013 at 1:17 PM
I miss bsanders. Quality entertainment commentrary
he remains a very chatty cathy on Twitter
February 13th, 2013 at 1:17 PM
Great movie.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:17 PM
I’d probably have to go with Disturbing Behavior.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:17 PM
SC has the spreadsheet
February 13th, 2013 at 1:17 PM
The most shocking thing I’ve been part of was watching a man fall to his death from a 2 story building when I was six. I was standing on opposite side of a wall. I hear yelling and look up, and there is this old guy yelling about something while leaning over. All of a sudden he loses balance and tumbles over the railing. His head hits the wall and he falls in opposite side from me. I run back to my house to tell my mom. Come out and by then a bunch of people are there. He was still breathing and asking for water. I kind of peak around all the adults and it looked like someone dumped a gallon of red paint on his skull. Ran back to my house and cried for the rest of the day.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:18 PM
Werewolf Women of the SS
February 13th, 2013 at 1:18 PM
After reading the comments, somebody has to chage their name to Your Mother and keep people in line. I nominate Mommalikaboobooday
/That’s not funny
//You’re not funny
February 13th, 2013 at 1:18 PM
Didn’t Horonzy find his lady on Twitter? He’s full of surprises.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:19 PM
So THAT’S the origin of “my grandfather died in Auschwitz… he fell off the guard-tower” joke.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:19 PM
Drive Angry is easily the best Nic Cage film. I mean the genre of Nic Cage films not the best movie he’s ever been in. That’s probably Raising Arizona for me, too. Although, if we’re being honest here (and we’re not, probably, but close enough) I love Wild At Heart and that’s probably the birthplace of the Nic Cage film as a genre even if it is a David Lynch movie that won a Palm D’or
February 13th, 2013 at 1:19 PM
He got a couple good shots in on that pig, I enjoyed that.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:19 PM
Drunk people are awesome
February 13th, 2013 at 1:20 PM
He pulled a fetch?
February 13th, 2013 at 1:20 PM
Didn’t Horonzy find his lady on Twitter? He’s full of surprises.
even more amazingly, he impregnated her via twitter
February 13th, 2013 at 1:21 PM
Adaptation was awesome. Probably one of his last good movies.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:21 PM
Jesus, how many sisters does lefty have?
February 13th, 2013 at 1:21 PM
Not me. That’s for damn sure
February 13th, 2013 at 1:21 PM
I had to look this one up. Nicely done with the obscure reference. I once stayed up until 3 am on a Tuesday in college to watch The Gift just to see Katie Holmes topless.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:21 PM
He pulled a fetch?
Banders lady is a female version of one of bander’s online friends?
February 13th, 2013 at 1:21 PM
Faceoff might be the worst movie of all time
February 13th, 2013 at 1:22 PM
Cartmaniak’s favorite Nic Cage film is 8mm.
/MACHIIIIIIIIIIIINE
February 13th, 2013 at 1:22 PM
we pulled a little kid out of one of those shopping mall pools; guy I was with did cpr; they did the 911 shit right in front of us and hauled off to a hospital; brain dead
February 13th, 2013 at 1:22 PM
I agree that Face/Off is a great flick, but Raising Arizona takes the cake for me. The line “Now watch his little fontanelle” gets me every time.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:23 PM
The fact that Fetch is banging Lefty’s sister cracks me up. Lefty is good people though. Dude was buying rounds of Jameson during the USA-England World Cup match a few years back like he was some kind of baller.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:23 PM
Adaptation was awesome. Probably one of his last good movies.
An all-time “this movie is all over the fucking place” and then they pulled if off at the end, like McKee told him to do. Unreal.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:23 PM
One of the few times I’ve ever heard this spoken
February 13th, 2013 at 1:23 PM
I’ll be honest. I forgot what it was called. I had to look it up too.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:23 PM
There’s a movie with Katie Holmes topless? How did I know know this?
February 13th, 2013 at 1:24 PM
Oh man I loved that movie. Heywood from Shawshank as the retarded janitor who saves the day is awesome.
Also “Shutter Island” ripped off basically that entire story.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:24 PM
Adaptation was awesome. Probably one of his last good movies.
I don’t begrudge Nic Cage any of the crappy movies he’s been in because he’s got some pretty fucking expensive tastes/hobbies so if the choice is “do this piece of shit and we’ll give you $10mm+ and a large portion of the backend” or “do our little personal drama for scale” I think I’d be a hateable action star, too. But I’m pretty sure he could pull off actual acting again if the opportunity arose. Everything I’ve heard about him is that he’s great to work with and really does get into it even for the biggest pieces of shit that he’s been in.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:25 PM
I was hoping the movie convo would lead us astray from sad shit like this.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:25 PM
Also i need to give thanks to the person on here who was talking about Bellflower. Craziest movie I have seen in years
February 13th, 2013 at 1:25 PM
… THE ARISTOCRATS!
February 13th, 2013 at 1:25 PM
I’ve never seen Shutter Island.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:25 PM
Faceoff might be the worst movie of all time
like i said. That movie has no equal. I’ve seen that movie a lot of times.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:26 PM
To begin… To begin… How to start? I’m hungry. I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think. Maybe I should write something first, then reward myself with coffee. Coffee and a muffin. Okay, so I need to establish the themes. Maybe a banana-nut. That’s a good muffin.
I say something similar every time I start writing.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:26 PM
I’ve never seen Shutter Island.
moleman still doesn’t understand the twist
February 13th, 2013 at 1:26 PM
All the lolz
February 13th, 2013 at 1:27 PM
Florida strikes again.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:27 PM
You must know a lot of stupid people.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:29 PM
Nic Cage is awesome. He’s self-aware so he can do the crappy movies and it’s great just to see him overact and bulge the eyes.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:29 PM
Florida strikes again.
I know nothing good ever comes from clicking on Husker’s links and yet I do it, time and again. The image of that dapper gent has ruined my day
February 13th, 2013 at 1:29 PM
Nic Cage spends hundreds of thousands of dollars at fossil auctions buying trilobites. Seriously.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:29 PM
Jameson shots either go smoothly or terribly. There’s no in-between.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:29 PM
Waterworld
February 13th, 2013 at 1:29 PM
Also, Bad Lieutenant: Ports of Call is an awesome movie and if you disagree you are probably very boring.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:30 PM
I need to see Face Off again. I gotta think the pawn shop by my house has this in their 6-foot mountain of movies.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:30 PM
I went to see that one in the theater just to see how bad it was.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:30 PM
Well, I passed out in the cab to my brother’s car. Passed out again while in his car and then puked when I got home before passing out for the third time. Woke up, pounded some fajitas and bought a 12-pack. We had a blast that day. Got to the bar around 10 am and started crushing pints shortly thereafter.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:30 PM
DONT BESMIRCH WATERWOLD
February 13th, 2013 at 1:31 PM
I saw Waterworld twice in the theater.
It actually is not that bad of a movie, it just got killed because of the hype and budget stories. Dennis Hopper nailed that villain role.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:31 PM
say you developed some synthetic drug that cost a fortunte. nic cage is one of the first people you call.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:31 PM
I know nothing good ever comes from clicking on Husker’s links and yet I do it, time and again.
the worst linker on earth
February 13th, 2013 at 1:32 PM
Formula 51 / 51st State is a terribly unnoticed Samuel L Jackson movie. Get to see him in a kilt the whole time and Meatloaf is the villain.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:32 PM
I like Waterworld, as I like Face/Off.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:32 PM
This is the absolute truth.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:32 PM
I need to see Face Off again. I gotta think the pawn shop by my house has this in their 6-foot mountain of movies.
if you have amazon prime, or probably any other streaming service, it streams for free.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:32 PM
Hey, the seedy underbelly of this world needs to be exposed.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:32 PM
Smokers? on the exxon valdez? Fucking genius
February 13th, 2013 at 1:32 PM
is jameson’s better or wose than normal Tullamore Dew, b/c I’ve been known to fire some shots of that down on some ill-advised occasions.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:33 PM
Bsanders is Nic Cage.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:33 PM
(It’s about Sam Jackson invented a synthetic drug that’s why I mention it)
February 13th, 2013 at 1:34 PM
Hey, the seedy underbelly of this world needs to be exposed.
You should do a Drudge link dump sort of site for all the awful shit you find. I would probably read that for about 6 hours each week and then spend the rest of the week trying to forget that I had done that.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:34 PM
Can’t believe that was almost three years ago. I don’t remember leaving the bar.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:35 PM
Formula 51 / 51st State is a terribly unnoticed Samuel L Jackson movie. Get to see him in a kilt the whole time and Meatloaf is the villain.
love that movie. It has Begbie in it, too. Bad action movies made in England are usually well worth watching. You know they’re bad because they always star one American and one action star. Like Danny the Dog.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:35 PM
It’s all the same. Whisky, whiskey however you spell it. It’s either good or bad, unless it’s wild turkey, than it’s always bad.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:35 PM
Hmmm…I need to think about this.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:35 PM
You can stream movies on Amazon Prime?!?!
February 13th, 2013 at 1:36 PM
Oh yes. To your Xbox, even.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:36 PM
yeah right to your xbox
February 13th, 2013 at 1:36 PM
WE HAVE A KITCHEN????
February 13th, 2013 at 1:37 PM
You can stream movies on Amazon Prime?!?!
Yeah. It’s a pretty good service they have. It’s the main reason I would pay for Amazon Prime
February 13th, 2013 at 1:37 PM
You can stream movies on Amazon Prime?!?!
and TV shows, and there’s an app for your smartphone so you can do it easily. The 79 is just an unreal bargain.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:37 PM
HBO Go now allows AirPlay via Apple TV. It’s fucking awesome.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:37 PM
Jameson is fantastic, although it almost led to my demise at a Boston bar full of English expats when Italy beat England in Euro 2012
February 13th, 2013 at 1:38 PM
Totally agree. The 2-day shipping is my favorite part.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:38 PM
Can it stream to Yahoo! Finance though, that’s the question.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:38 PM
You can stream movies on Amazon Prime?!?!
and they’ll deliver toilet paper to your house, free. The people at the grocery store will think you’re some sort of a non-pooping cyborg, because you never buy it.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:40 PM
Should I cancel Netflix and get this? we buy a lot from Amazon.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:40 PM
John Power>Tullamore Dew>Jameson
/in terms of smoothness
I black out after drinking John Power because it’s so smooth I do not realize how many I have done until stories are repeated to me the next day.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:40 PM
You did that too? I jumped on the $18 for 50 rolls last year and still haven’t made it through them all.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:40 PM
Can it stream to Yahoo! Finance though, that’s the question.
nobody has given a satisfactory answer to whether you can stream movies with Amazon Prime
/sctrojans
February 13th, 2013 at 1:40 PM
Bellflower was me Charlie
February 13th, 2013 at 1:41 PM
Should I cancel Netflix and get this? we buy a lot from Amazon.
You could. They’re slightly different in their selection and you’ll be tempted to pay for the newer stuff that’s on Amazon so you might want to keep both.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:41 PM
Valley Girl? Birdy? Leaving Las Vegas?
February 13th, 2013 at 1:41 PM
If bittorrent provided toilet paper I’d never leave the house.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:42 PM
Yes. Netflix has a better selection, but they don’t bring you toilet paper for free. Just sign back up for netflix for a month when Arrested Development comes out.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:42 PM
If bittorrent provided toilet paper I’d never leave the house.
3D printing tech is getting better and more consumer-friendly all the time
February 13th, 2013 at 1:42 PM
Should I cancel Netflix and get this? we buy a lot from Amazon.
you should get prime, but don’t cancel netflix right off. They’ve mostly got older movies and TV series. Not as expansive or new as Netflix. But if you order stuff from amazon and are always struggling to get to 25 to get free shipping when you just need one thing, then pay the 79. You can buy a metric fuckton of stuff and it will be to you on Friday.
Also, fuck you, UPS man. Bring it to the porch. I’m not walking out there in the snow to get a case of diapers.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:43 PM
Amazon prime is cheap, so you can afford to waste money on useless things
/clayton cargill
February 13th, 2013 at 1:44 PM
I’VE BEEN MISSING OUT ON ALL THE FEATURES THAT AMAZON PRIMA HAS TO OFFER
I honestly had no idea about the streaming.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:44 PM
the usa-england game was fun in that the english folk were being very demeaning and then they allowed the softest goal of all time. it was glorious seeing how pissed they were.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:44 PM
The UPS guy brought what looks like a refrigerator box the other day. # boxes of diapers, wipes, and other assorted sundries. Can’t wait for the next TP shipment to add to that…
February 13th, 2013 at 1:45 PM
Thanks shining base path
February 13th, 2013 at 1:45 PM
Valley Girl? not worth watching more than once
Birdy? some horrid Vietnam flashback scenes, maybe the worst ever made. But a great, weird movie. My favorite part is when Birdy touches a boob.
Leaving Las Vegas? Oscar grab bullshit.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:46 PM
You guys really get toilet paper delivered to your house? I,m a peasant
February 13th, 2013 at 1:46 PM
Amazon prime is cheap, so you can afford to waste money on useless things
I guess he uses the three seashells
February 13th, 2013 at 1:47 PM
John Power>Tullamore Dew>Jameson
/in terms of smoothness
I black out after drinking John Power because it’s so smooth I do not realize how many I have done until stories are repeated to me the next day.
Bar that is below my apartment has $1 “Power Ups” from 4-7 everyday. (Buy a beer, shot of Powers is $1.) Has led to several nights ending much earlier than planned.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:48 PM
Thanks for trying it
/glares at nada
//does told you so dance
///pulls fat
February 13th, 2013 at 1:48 PM
You guys really get toilet paper delivered to your house?
I live 20 something miles from a Walmart, and 60 from the nearest bulk store. And my local grocery rips people off.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:50 PM
That stuff is so good, it might cause me to punch a cop for no reason. That’s why I go nowhere near it anymore…
February 13th, 2013 at 1:52 PM
Sounds like a YP, not an MP.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:52 PM
Lord of War
February 13th, 2013 at 1:53 PM
Worst movie seen in a theater: Plenty, starring Sting and Meryl Streep. Walked out. Unwatchable.
Redbreast >>>>>>>>>Black Bush >Bushmills>>>>Powers>Jameson>Tullamore Dew
But doing shots of Redbreast is wrong. It’s just too good.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:54 PM
Lord of War
I enjoyed Lord of War.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:55 PM
Bar that is below my apartment has $1 “Power Ups” from 4-7 everyday. (Buy a beer, shot of Powers is $1.) Has led to several nights ending much earlier than planned.
That stuff is so good, it might cause me to punch a cop for no reason. That’s why I go nowhere near it anymore…
Had never had it before the place opened 2 years ago. Heard deal and assumed it was cheap. Soon realized I was ripping them off.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:55 PM
But doing shots of Redbreast is wrong. It’s just too good.
Even shots of Jameson is wrong. Savor the beauty.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:56 PM
Sounds like a YP, not an MP.
it’s not an anybody problem, as I found somebody to ship me basic living supplies for free, and quite quickly.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:58 PM
Lord of War was entertaining. I enjoyed the part where he gets the two hookers sent to him and has to decide whether or not they’ve got the high five.
February 13th, 2013 at 1:59 PM
You guys really get toilet paper delivered to your house? I,m a peasant
Yeah – what the hell?
February 13th, 2013 at 2:15 PM
Cosigned. Nic Cage just played who everyone thinks he is anyway. Was practically a documentary.
February 13th, 2013 at 2:19 PM
Amazon Toilet Paper Link.
There’s a $5.00 off coupon on the page. That takes it down to $18 (with subscribe and save – just cancel if you don’t want to keep it). But yeah, tp to the house evry couple months for free.
February 13th, 2013 at 5:08 PM
Guys, ditch the girls.