Comments on: Landry Fields Got Engaged to Elaine Alden in a Pretty Creative Way

By: shepseskaf

shepseskaf — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 13:55:15 +0000

And good on him for locking that up. Smart.

No, actually its stupid. No pro athlete in his prime should get married until he’s done playing.

No matter how hot this chick looks now (and even now, its debatable) Landry’s gonna get tired of hitting it at some point, then she gets to take HALF because he’ll probably be too p-whipped to get a pre-nup.

Those who don’t play by Jeter Rules get burned.

By: Tim Ryan

Tim Ryan — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 18:36:59 +0000

To the chic and the “creative” proposal I say top of the meh to you!

-3,678 for use of “meh”

By: Sean Jean

Sean Jean — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 13:27:00 +0000

Glad someone else spoke up about the fake jugs. They’re so jumbo sized they’re almost pushed back to her armpits. You could fit another couple of tits in between the ones she has now.

By: Chief

Chief — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 06:48:53 +0000

The non-photoshopped pics you can tell, she’s no DD. Websites on her measurements say 34C everywhere.

By: Career High

Career High — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 02:53:18 +0000

That’s a wonderful piece of ass and all but will girls ever learn that the DD fake tits look terrible?

Not to mention that when you go that size everyone knows they are fake. Go a size smaller and people might think they are real.

By: CodenameDuchess

CodenameDuchess — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 02:25:49 +0000

That’s a wonderful piece of ass and all but will girls ever learn that the DD fake tits look terrible? Carmen Electra and Tiffani Theissen are the only two women in history to get a D cup boob job that didn’t look like shit. Either be happy with the C cup boob job or open the purse for the top end surgeon.

By: got_em_looking

got_em_looking — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 00:58:25 +0000

To the chic and the “creative” proposal I say top of the meh to you!

By: michaele11111

michaele11111 — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 00:16:23 +0000

There is enough silicone in her chest to open a caulking factory.

By: Charlie Sheens Dopeman

Charlie Sheens Dopeman — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 00:15:08 +0000

Miami looking like dogshit

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 00:13:04 +0000

Never heard that one before.

Monster is Meth, meet PLStabbinKabin.

By: Monster is Meth

Monster is Meth — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 00:06:33 +0000

drag-my-dick-a-mile-through-broken-glass-to-hear-her-fart-through-a-payphone

Never heard that one before.

By: Dawgfather

Dawgfather — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 23:54:59 +0000

To this day I have never been more wrong about a player than Fields. His freshman year he looked like a kid that hasn’t grown into his shoe size; long, uncoordinated, slow, and just awkward to watch play. Never thought he’d amount to anything and was a total mistake by Stanford. Turned out to be an all Pac10 type of player. Love seeing kids develop. Brandon Roy esque.

By: Chief

Chief — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 23:54:02 +0000

Knew about her a few years ago. Landry Fields is a lucky dick.

By: Pastor of Muppets

Pastor of Muppets — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 23:46:04 +0000

It’s good to be the King.

And good on him for locking that up. Smart. But he’s a Stanford kid, so I’d expect nothing less.

By: Babar 2.0

Babar 2.0 — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 23:39:16 +0000

The google image search of her is absolutely incredible. May favorite of the lot would have to be this one.

She seems to be on the drag-my-dick-a-mile-through-broken-glass-to-hear-her-fart-through-a-payphone level.

/It’s your grading system though…it’s your call

By: VladimirCrouton

VladimirCrouton — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 23:37:07 +0000

Wow, good for him. Good for him.

By: PL StabbinKabin

PL StabbinKabin — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 23:34:22 +0000

The google image search of her is absolutely incredible. May favorite of the lot would have to be this one.

By: zeke81

zeke81 — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 23:32:24 +0000

This dude is winning at life no matter what.