Roundup: Gus Johnson’s Soccer Debut, Marco Rubio Took a Sip of Water & the Howard Stern Prank Call During the Chris Dorner Shootout
Nina Agdal … just an 8-foot alligator in a Florida storm drain … something something cunning linguist … worst cruise ever, obviously … “Jonah Lehrer talks about plagiarism at Knight lunch for $20,000 fee” … a GIF of an owl stuck in the grill of a car … “Coronavirus” will remind you of Contagion … big screw-up in the Esquire piece on the Navy Seal who killed Bin Laden? … charred remains may belong to Christopher Dorner … the Marco Rubio water GIF below is courtesy of Bubbaprog …
Who is excited for Gus Johnson’s soccer debut today? We’ll have full coverage of Real Madrid vs. Man U. [Goal.com]
A rare bleak night in college hoops – Michigan State smoked Michigan by 23. [Detroit News]
Running low on funds in 2011, Vince Young decided to take out a 7-figure loan so he could throw himself a $300,000 birthday party. [WSMV]
It’s that time of the year! A feature on stats-guy Ken Pomeroy! [Fox Sports]
Surfer Alana Blanchard Smokes in SI’s Swimsuit Issue. [BNQT]
Shocked that “Danica and Ricky” is only the No. 2 NASCAR storyline for the 2013 season. [Sentinel]
Is Clayton Kershaw a $200 million man? [OC Register]
Creditors allege fraud by former Arkansas coach John L. Smith. [USA Today Sports]
“A reclusive man who lived in a central Illinois farmhouse without running water and drove a Ford truck from the 1960s nonetheless had an estate worth up to $1 million when he died last year.” [ABA Journal]
Is Arthur Brown of Kansas State rising up NFL draft boards? I had him 26th in a November Mock Draft. [NFL.com]
Girl drags another girl by the hair in the streets after a Grammy party. [via Herbie]
Missed this DeAndre Jordan put-back Monday. Nice box out, Philly.
Captain Janks strikes again.
We don’t cover nearly enough volleyball here. What a tremendous play. [via Hot Clicks]
Slow and slutty?
- Ukrainian Soccer Player Headbutts Teammate, Gets Sent Off [Video]
- Jeff Baker Suffers Thumb Injury Giving Teammate a High-Five, Goes on the Disabled List
- Aaron Hernandez Was Questioned as Part of a Homicide Investigation [UPDATE: Murdered Man Described as "An Associate" of Hernandez]
- Soccer Player Raul Meireles & Wife Ivone Viana Both Love Tiny Bathing Suits, Tattoos and Partially-Shaved Heads
- American League All-Star Starter: Scherzer, Darvish, Buchholz … Iwakuma?
- KC Resident on Ukrainian Soccer Player Headbutts Teammate, Gets Sent Off [Video]
- starkweather on Aaron Hernandez Was Questioned as Part of a Homicide Investigation [UPDATE: Murdered Man Described as "An Associate" of Hernandez]
- starkweather on Aaron Hernandez Was Questioned as Part of a Homicide Investigation [UPDATE: Murdered Man Described as "An Associate" of Hernandez]
- Curtis the Close talker on Aaron Hernandez Was Questioned as Part of a Homicide Investigation [UPDATE: Murdered Man Described as "An Associate" of Hernandez]
- jbriaz on Will Venable Made an Unbelievable Catch and the Padres Are Over .500 For the First Time in Two Years [Video]
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February 13th, 2013 at 8:04 AM
SI Swimsuit party last night … Hannah Davis FTW! Nina Agdal, Anne V and Jessica Perez on the leaderboard. I don’t even think KU is top 5.
February 13th, 2013 at 8:11 AM
So on top of the bit not being funny he becomes an asshole at the end…you’ve won at life sir
February 13th, 2013 at 8:11 AM
sucks being up this early. at least I have the Roundup to get me thru this meeting.
/west coast’d
February 13th, 2013 at 8:12 AM
why are you up at 5 am, AL?
February 13th, 2013 at 8:13 AM
Nothing, silly catholics. More steak for me.
February 13th, 2013 at 8:18 AM
JMac – conference call for the entire worldwide team. Listening to our great leader pontificate.
February 13th, 2013 at 8:19 AM
Running low on funds in 2011, Vince Young decided to take out a 7-figure loan so he could throw himself a $300,000 birthday party.
what’s wrong with that?
February 13th, 2013 at 8:23 AM
What are you giving up for Lent?
i get so baffled by people who actually think not eating meat for a few fridays a year make you a good person.
/raised catholic
February 13th, 2013 at 8:23 AM
For all things important…..Kate Upton
February 13th, 2013 at 8:25 AM
Hey, if it gives them comfort, why not let them feel that way? I totally enjoy cheeseburgers and pepperoni pizza on Fridays during Lent for spite.
/former Catholic
February 13th, 2013 at 8:27 AM
Hey, if it gives them comfort, why not let them feel that way? I totally enjoy cheeseburgers and pepperoni pizza on Fridays during Lent for spite.
same here, but i put bacon on my cheeseburgers
February 13th, 2013 at 8:29 AM
oh gosh, that is just sooooo Florida.
February 13th, 2013 at 8:31 AM
I’ve watched enough Discover channel to know that blubber is an effective tool against the arctic cold.
February 13th, 2013 at 8:32 AM
Nina Agdal
Great from the neck down.
February 13th, 2013 at 8:33 AM
I have to admit, that’s good Liquor
February 13th, 2013 at 8:34 AM
Rubio was trying to save himself with that whole awkward response, wiping his mouth every minute. Someone should have gone all out and just gave the poor bastard a mini water bottle full of vodka and just made the whole thing an event to remember,
February 13th, 2013 at 8:35 AM
My wife and I love to go to the local steakhouses on Fridays during lent. No lines/wait whatsoever.
February 13th, 2013 at 8:36 AM
So basically he has healthcare. Wasn’t a big part of that article that he was being treated poorly by the government because he didn’t even have healthcare?
February 13th, 2013 at 8:36 AM
Nothing bleak about that at all. Was at Breslin last night. Good fun. State looked very good.
February 13th, 2013 at 8:38 AM
who the hell authorized that loan to VY? how do they think he’s going to pay that back?
February 13th, 2013 at 8:39 AM
he could have healthcare but that healthcare might not cover what he needs after 16 years doing commando shit.
February 13th, 2013 at 8:40 AM
I love how her boob meat pours out the sides of her top. So hot.
I want to go on a cruise
February 13th, 2013 at 8:41 AM
By the way Barry, I deserve a vote too.
So does my buddy Steve that shot an armed robber at a Waffle House a few years ago saving approximately 8 people.
And my uncle’s neighbor that used a shotgun to chase away a couple of thugs beating down his front door.
Good job. Good effort.
February 13th, 2013 at 8:41 AM
That man is not smart enought to intentionally defraud anyone.
February 13th, 2013 at 8:43 AM
i know this is ridiculous, and i have no idea why im upset about the fucking westminster dog show, but it’s about time the airedale terrier got moved to the working group. how the fuck can any other terrier even come close to the airedale? you got a bunch of 25 pound ankle biters and then boom, a legitimate DOG.
fuck that shit.
/carry on
February 13th, 2013 at 8:43 AM
Nina Agdal… phenomenal. I also loved Kate B’s spread
/has a type
February 13th, 2013 at 8:43 AM
The only Republican who could have possibly enjoyed Rubio’s response was Chris Christie. Between Rubio and Jindal, the Republican Response opportunity has turned into amateur hour.
February 13th, 2013 at 8:43 AM
he could have healthcare but that healthcare might not cover what he needs after 16 years doing commando shit.
February 13th, 2013 at 8:43 AM
worst cruise ever, obviously
“I beg to differ sir.”
-3rd Class Titanic passenger
February 13th, 2013 at 8:46 AM
i have no idea why im upset about the fucking westminster dog show
!
February 13th, 2013 at 8:46 AM
You are correct.
Most ridiculous comment in 2013.
February 13th, 2013 at 8:46 AM
Rubio is finished. The clown needed water. How pathetic.
February 13th, 2013 at 8:47 AM
Did someone say a legitimate dog?
February 13th, 2013 at 8:49 AM
Right. Best body of all of them, but something not quite right with facial bone structure.
February 13th, 2013 at 8:49 AM
for all the chatter about this last night, I kind of expected something, you know, funny
February 13th, 2013 at 8:50 AM
Don’t get him all worked up or you might be done here.
February 13th, 2013 at 8:51 AM
oh, i didnt read because i couldnt give a flying fuck less about the details of someone else’s healthcare coverage.
navy SEALs only have a high deductible health care plan? and no HSA option? WHAT IS THIS FUCKING SOVIET RUSSIA?
February 13th, 2013 at 8:51 AM
but something not quite right with facial bone structure.
She has a pig nose and she looks like she’s 13. I kinda creep myself out if I look at her in “that way”
February 13th, 2013 at 8:53 AM
http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/18f32f/dorner_shoot_out_police_say_to_burn_down_the_cabin/
February 13th, 2013 at 8:54 AM
i can’t tell if youre joking or not. is this really a big deal?
February 13th, 2013 at 8:54 AM
fuck, where did my text go?
mean to say “for you conspiracy theorists”
February 13th, 2013 at 8:55 AM
is this really a big deal?
People who are actually human aren’t permitted to run for president.
February 13th, 2013 at 8:56 AM
that is what bothers me about the Catholic religion, they get hung up on the dumbest shit. eating meat on fridays during lent: bad. hating on the gays: good.
/grew up Catholic and 12 years of Catholic school
February 13th, 2013 at 8:56 AM
counterpoint: mitt romney ran for president.
February 13th, 2013 at 8:57 AM
counterpoint: mitt romney ran for president.
counterpoint: mitt romney ran for president.
February 13th, 2013 at 8:57 AM
Not really, but I wouldn’t say it was a great debut to the American public for the “Republican Savior”. He had a bad case of the Spencer mouth.
February 13th, 2013 at 8:59 AM
he called obama “a fucking faggot?”
February 13th, 2013 at 8:59 AM
Sorry for the confusion. I was joking.
February 13th, 2013 at 8:59 AM
worst cruise ever, obviously
If that fire happens the first day out at sea, it’s not as bad. But it happened as it was coming back — hence few supplies.
Is Clayton Kershaw a $200 million man?
Would the Yankees pay him that much? If the answer is Yes, then…Yes.
February 13th, 2013 at 8:59 AM
at the same time, I do love myself a good Lenten Friday night fish fry.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:00 AM
Wow, what a fresh, original joke by a comedic genius!
/1995
February 13th, 2013 at 9:00 AM
They’re still my pick to win it all. I was going to ask what the biggest blowout was against a team that ended up winning it all until I remembered when that Kemba Walker UConn team lost by 17 to St. John’s in the middle of February
February 13th, 2013 at 9:00 AM
No, but he called Ian Poulter a fucking queer.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:00 AM
I’m Catholic and I honor the no meat Fridays.
But that’s mostly b/c we eat fish/seafood multiple times a week anyway so it’s easy.
/team omega 3
February 13th, 2013 at 9:01 AM
I do love myself a good Lenten Friday night fish fry
Ugh. Never been to a good one. Evar.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:01 AM
well that’s just god damned accurate right thurr.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:01 AM
Probably the same people that bankrolled Curt Schilling’s software company.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:02 AM
Pit Bulls are in the terrier group too. They’re pretty legit.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:03 AM
Only the boobiest of boob men would take Upton over jenneke
February 13th, 2013 at 9:03 AM
I didn’t watch Rubio`s speech, so I have no clue how he came across. His plan to reward illegals has soured me towards him though.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:03 AM
I don’t know how anybody follows politics.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:03 AM
No shit. And he has to prove he lost his 65 mph fastball by telling her it was a prank as well.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:04 AM
What are you giving up for Lent?
i get so baffled by people who actually think not eating meat for a few fridays a year make you a good person.
/raised catholic
it’s about giving something up. You don’t have to but it’s supposed to be a small sacrifice when no one sacrifices anything for any reason.
Rubio is finished. The clown needed water. How pathetic.
Not quite. But whatever Rubio’s message and performance is now non-important. It’s all about that water sip.
It won’t matter when he’s the VP choice of Christie in 2016.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:06 AM
damn right. they are tough to find down here too, kind of miss them a bit.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:06 AM
they get hung up on the dumbest shit.
I know you qualified this with your papist qualifications, but everyone focusing on the “letter of the law” is missing the point of the endeavor. The idea is to sacrifice and bear a “small suffering” in your life so as to be more cognizant of the larger suffering that you need to address in your life every day.
The problem is that people have a tendency to get stuck in the details of the activity and lose sight of the meaning of it. So no meat on Fridays in Lent (just be glad you grew up when you did because for our parents it was every Friday ever) becomes a chore rather than an opportunity to reflect in a very small way on the whole god-giving-up-his-only-child-who-then-gave-himself-up-for-everyone thing.
you know, if you believe any of that, that is.
sorry, didn’t mean to open pandora’s box of catholic guilt.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:07 AM
the whole point of a fast or giving something up is to do it in solitude; people who mention what they are giving up are missing the point.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:07 AM
In all fairness, this applies to all Carnival four day cruises.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:07 AM
The armed robber was going to systematically wipe out the patrons after taking the cash from the register? Glad that hero move didn’t end up in tragedy
February 13th, 2013 at 9:08 AM
Politicians should take notes from pro wrestling when it comes to cutting promos. Does the Million Dollar Man ever take a water break? Hell no
February 13th, 2013 at 9:08 AM
or what jmorris just said
February 13th, 2013 at 9:09 AM
The aid that put the water way off to the side is now fired.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:09 AM
Squawk you live in a dangerous area
February 13th, 2013 at 9:09 AM
I don’t. I just like to take a shit on the political world when it’s on a tee. Speaking of tees, fucking April better get here soon, I need to hack up some fucking sod. This Ohio weather is nothing but blue balls.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:09 AM
In Soviet Union you don’t get HSA, HSA gets you
February 13th, 2013 at 9:09 AM
Video of hundreds of spiders in Brazil raining down? Sure. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjtdwcseT1Q
February 13th, 2013 at 9:09 AM
Thou shall not speak to thy neighbor in the Long John Silver line. Just put your head down you glutton.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:10 AM
Awesome. I heard about the Rubio water thing last night, but that GIF is phenomenal.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:10 AM
The armed robber was going to systematically wipe out the patrons after taking the cash from the register? Glad that hero move didn’t end up in tragedy
Yes.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:11 AM
How appropriate that the local McDonalds now has “Fish McBites”. Fish nuggets
February 13th, 2013 at 9:12 AM
Squawk you live in a dangerous area
Nope – I live in the north Atl burbs – no trouble at all.
Steve lives on the southside of Atl. My uncle lives in MD just outside DC.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:12 AM
We put together a crab bake last night at work. $15 a head, all you can eat crab, gumbo, jumbalya, corn, and crawfish. Tried to do our best up here in NE Ohio. Good turn out every year, though.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:13 AM
His dry mouth performance was just the cherry on the top. The whole hypocritical message of big government is bad, but I benefitted from it was just hilarious. Student loans helped me get to where I am. Medicare helped my dad die a dignified death. When he was throwing around those mixed messages, he was whining about how mean ole President Obama calls the Republicans a bunch of bad names. It was a childish performance that you would expect to find in a debate for 6th grade class President. It’s like all the Repubs did was find a pretty Latino face to put on their same tired old message
February 13th, 2013 at 9:13 AM
He’s a badass.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:13 AM
I heard about it too…but upon seeing the GIF, I’m dumbfounded that it caused such a fuss.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:14 AM
I feel like people should be grabbing clubs and going to town. Whacking Day commence.
/runs away screaming like child
February 13th, 2013 at 9:14 AM
+1 hushpuppy fried in meat fat.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:15 AM
I can’t think of a worse sport for Gus to call.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:16 AM
PLSK that dog will steal your women and grill a great steak
February 13th, 2013 at 9:16 AM
I’ve started to notice all of the fast food joints (Wendy’s, BK) near me have some fish offering.
/they’re all turrible
February 13th, 2013 at 9:16 AM
The armed robber was going to systematically wipe out the patrons after taking the cash from the register?
Did he at least get to keep the wallet that said Bad Mother Fucker on it?
February 13th, 2013 at 9:16 AM
Southside Steve?.
I live on the southside of ATL
February 13th, 2013 at 9:17 AM
I’m dumbfounded that it caused such a fuss.
So you don’t think, because a guy awkwardly takes a sip of water on live TV, he should be castrated by multiple media sources?
And you’re more interested in what he said and what he stands for?
Interesting point of view.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:17 AM
Roundup: Gus Johnson’s Soccer Debut
I can’t think of a worse sport for Gus to call.
And they’ve paired him up with Warren Barton, the Dan Dierdorf of Fox Soccer Channel.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:17 AM
I live on the southside of ATL
It was actually College Park – a few years ago. The robber was DRT.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:18 AM
I wasn’t. That’s why we like this whole internet thing, right?
February 13th, 2013 at 9:18 AM
awesome.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:18 AM
Do they need an M4 for that? Or high-capacity mags?
February 13th, 2013 at 9:19 AM
I was gonna say really until I kept reading and saw you meant Michigan (I think. It’s early). But I still don’t see a non Indiana Big 10 team winning it all.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:20 AM
And I’d happily let him. Greatest dogs on the planet.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:20 AM
would of been awesome if he blew all that water out his mouth once he saw the camera go on….
February 13th, 2013 at 9:20 AM
Best puppy photo ever? Gotta be top 5.
While these dogs scare the shit out of me when they grow up, the puppies are just too cute.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:20 AM
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I’m dumbfounded that it caused such a fuss.
So you don’t think, because a guy awkwardly takes a sip of water on live TV, he should be castrated by multiple media sources?
And you’re more interested in what he said and what he stands for?
Interesting point of view.
Problem was he didn’t say anything out of the box. So, en lieu of anything interesting to report, they’re focusing on the one moment that wasn’t scripted or could be predicted.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:21 AM
thank you
February 13th, 2013 at 9:21 AM
Golf. Guy can’t keep his mouth shut and he’s always yelling. Jim Nantz would be called in to take over about one hole into a tournament to sooth everyone.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:21 AM
Whoa.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:22 AM
Oh, so it is the same place where yesterday, a mentally ill student shot his 2 roommates (killing one), before killing himself.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/police-u-md-student-kills-housemate-shoots-another-in-murder-suicide/2013/02/12/e32b1da6-751f-11e2-8f84-3e4b513b1a13_story.html
February 13th, 2013 at 9:22 AM
Do they need an M4 for that? Or high-capacity mags?
Nope. But where does the legislation stop? It won’t stop there.
Anybody buying an AR15/AK47 for protection over a pump or auto shotgun is an idiot.
/team Benelli
February 13th, 2013 at 9:22 AM
what’s bad is he’s trying to be sneaky about the water. just reach over and drink some.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:22 AM
Why not start with that mass execution? Keeps the noise and tension down while counting the money…guy sounded like an amateur
And the examples you threw out were someone carrying a concealed handgun and a shotgun in one’s home as if those are in any real danger of going away (and by “real danger” I mean legislation more realistic than what Ted Nugent would have been talking about at an after party last night)…good job, good effort
February 13th, 2013 at 9:22 AM
Main problem is that the water was so damn far away. Like crossing a desert
February 13th, 2013 at 9:23 AM
Oh, so it is the same place where yesterday, a mentally ill student shot his 2 roommates (killing one), before killing himself.
Nope – College Park GA
February 13th, 2013 at 9:23 AM
If he was really bout it bout it, he would have taken the dude out with a mop stick like Akeem and Simma, and not taken the chance of getting the 8 unarmed patrons caught up in the crossfire. Selfish bastard.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:23 AM
Not really.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:23 AM
Ha! I havent heard or seen the term DRT in a long time. Good one.
/Dead Right There
February 13th, 2013 at 9:24 AM
Yes.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:24 AM
Not sure, These are some good looking pups.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:24 AM
I wasn’t trying to qualify anything, nor was I trying to be papist in any way. I don’t have any problem whatsoever with Catholics, or any other religion, believe what you want. my entire family is Catholic and I was raised Catholic. what I do have a problem with is some of the total hypocracy of not only Catholics, but a lot of religions. and before you start, I go to church, and I believe in God and Jesus. but just because someone believes in Jesus shouldn’t make it ok to be completely judgmental towards people who don’t have the same beliefs and/or principals as they do. so go ahead and have your sacrifice and “small suffering” and I’ll keep on trying to be nicer to people and help out the less fortunate, but don’t give me this Catholic guilt bullshit. I couldn’t feel any less guilty about not going to confession for over 20 years, I’m pretty sure that won’t be the deciding factor on what happens to me after I die.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:25 AM
Slippery slope arguments are lazy…why didn’t saying that homeowners couldn’t possess rocket launchers lead to legislation banning all weapons in the home?
February 13th, 2013 at 9:26 AM
That is nothing.
/Titanic’d
February 13th, 2013 at 9:26 AM
if only everyone had guns, Dorner would be stopped by now! Or dozens of people would have been killed because of mistaken identity or in a crossfire. You know, whichever.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:27 AM
why didn’t saying that homeowners couldn’t possess rocket launchers lead to legislation banning all weapons in the home?
B/c I’m lazy. But not that lazy.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:27 AM
I just got all soap boxy. sorry bout that.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:28 AM
This is exactly what they did, which is hilarious.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:28 AM
Ah yes…the classic slippery slope argument. One of my personal favorites.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:29 AM
Good game last night Michigan. MSU could have easily won by 40. Izzo the merciful.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:30 AM
I nominate Arkbadger to be the new Pope
February 13th, 2013 at 9:30 AM
ark, I wasn’t calling you out.
I was just pointing out that the typical reason people take issue with Lenten sacrifice is due to not seeing it for what it is supposed to be about. wasn’t projecting that on you, though I can see where you may have personalized that due to my comment. no need to get defensive here.
not judging you or anyone else, just trying to shed light for some of those who look at it from the outside and say “ha ha they is weird cuz I like meat”.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:30 AM
I’m a bit biased, but MSU is better built for a tourney run than is Michigan. Indiana is still probably the best team in the conference, but State has the best coach. Don’t be surprised if State is the last Big 10 team standing.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:31 AM
Michigan was embarrassed last night!
/Never knew meatless fridays were such a big deal to people
//afraid to mention there’s no meat today either
February 13th, 2013 at 9:31 AM
A carnival commercial came on tv the other night. It looked nice of course. So I say to the wife something to the effect of maybe we should do a really cheap carnival cruise. The look I got made it clear that wasn’t happening.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:32 AM
No Justified talk up in here this morning? Damn.
Thought last night was this season’s best episode thus far.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:33 AM
Well played, Dorner.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:33 AM
So 3 people were just casually videotaping this thing. Worldstar Hip Hop has done wonders for amateur fight videos.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:33 AM
his entire performance was unsure and uneven, from the constant wiping of his mouth to the shakiness of his delivery. The water drinking encapsulated the entire performance. But, you would have actually had to have watched the performance to gather that, and not get your info from watching a gif.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:34 AM
If Michigan runs into a team with quality big men, post play and perimeter defense early. They be fucked.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:34 AM
Mmmm, the finest meat left on a carcass after processing that is blown off with water and formed into a nugget.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:34 AM
Eh, fuck it dude. If I was truthful to my pastor last time when I was at confession when I was in 5th grade and told him how many times I tossed off to Jenny McCarthy on Singled Out, I would have been booted out of school immediately.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:34 AM
I’m never surprised at this point when Izzo takes his team deep into the tournament. He’s clearly the best coach in college basketball when it comes to coaching teams to perform above talent level.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:35 AM
First thing you do when starting a nationwide manhunt is to steal an electric vehicle or something really fuel efficient.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:35 AM
I could see Michigan failing to make it to the sweet 16…of course after last night
February 13th, 2013 at 9:35 AM
my bad, I probably took it the wrong way. I usually don’t get too worked up about religion, I just know so many people (not only Catholics, I live in Arkansas so I see hypocrisy from many fronts) that think because they go to church for an hour on sunday they can be total assholes the rest of the week. I know a lot of people that are sincere about religion as well, I probably shouldn’t have busted the broad brush out so early this morning.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:36 AM
Interesting, thought it was borderline bad…there was just too much happening and plot points were jumping ahead with little explanation, like how did Rayland and Shelby end up where Major Dad was being holed up? Someone on Sepinwall’s blog suggest they tailed the lawyer but I didn’t see a connection there
February 13th, 2013 at 9:37 AM
B1G tournament could be a lot of fun. Should look into tickets
February 13th, 2013 at 9:37 AM
Justified
““That’s what assholes do, Raylan. They get old and die from bein’ assholes.”
February 13th, 2013 at 9:38 AM
Raylan knew something was up when that lady lawyer was representing Boyd as well.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:38 AM
I love meat in my mouth
/no coop’d
February 13th, 2013 at 9:39 AM
same here, but i put bacon on my cheeseburgers
I put hamburger on my bacon sandwiches.
I can’t think of a worse sport for Gus to call.
He is polarizing in the same way Darren Rovell is.
/I actually enjoyed that Will Leitch column yesterday. It is almost like his testicles dropped and he is starting to grow pubic hair.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:40 AM
You’re fucked up.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:41 AM
If Justified could squeeze in a John Hawkes cameo then I would say Graham Yosts Deadwood mission is complete.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:41 AM
Interesting, thought it was borderline bad…there was just too much happening and plot points were jumping ahead with little explanation, like how did Rayland and Shelby end up where Major Dad was being holed up?
Just personal preference, but enjoy the episodes that are focused more on Boyd and his crew. Like the volatile turn Ron Eldard’s character has taken. Negatives last night were too much Shelby, too little (no) Wynn.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:41 AM
/high five
//left handed
February 13th, 2013 at 9:43 AM
Thought last night was this season’s best episode thus far
I did too. Butters and AV Club disagree. Nothing wrong with that. The show has settled into a groove with the main plot moving forward and we a rid of the stupid MMA idiot and the snake handler preacher guy faux plot lines.
Raylan knew something was up when that lady lawyer was representing Boyd as well.
Yeah, I guess that is right. I will agree with Butters that it seems a step was skipped to get there.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:43 AM
Cole’s losing it. It’s gonna be shitty if Ava gets got.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:43 AM
Video of hundreds of spiders in Brazil raining down? Sure.
You’re fucked up.
If you can’t be just a little bit in awe of that sight, I can’t help it. It’s impressive. Frightening but impressive.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:44 AM
Oh I get that, but were they keeping Major Dad at her house or something? Just seemed weird that all of a sudden they were outside of where he was being held without any explanation of how they got there
At least Tim appears to be getting a storyline, guessing this is the start of him blurring the line of law enforcement and becoming another Raylan
February 13th, 2013 at 9:45 AM
Speaking of Major Dad and his wife, Delta Burke. Anyone see her lately? WTF???? Seriously, one too many botox injections. I mean, unless she has some sorta disease, problem that I’m unaware of, dayyummmm.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:46 AM
Tim’s awesome. His friend was horribly cast.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:46 AM
If Justified could squeeze in a John Hawkes cameo then I would say Graham Yosts Deadwood mission is complete.
Ian McShane would be an excellent villain. Well, that’s what he does, but he’d be cool on Justified.
Cole’s losing it. It’s gonna be shitty if Ava gets got.
Colt is a dead man walking. Ava isn’t going anywhere. Sweet, fine Ava.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:46 AM
I have no desire to pay the therapy bills that clicking that link will get me. Nightmares galore.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:47 AM
It almost seems too obvious now that it’s going to happen so I hope they don’t see it through…although that would open up Boyd wooing that other girl and becoming the new snake-handling preacher in that scam
February 13th, 2013 at 9:47 AM
Tim’s awesome. His friend was horribly cast.
I meant to look that up. I’m almost certain that is the lead singer/fiddle dude for Old Crow Medicine Show. Obviously, not much of an actor.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:49 AM
Just read the full text (I never watch political speeches). Seems like pretty innocuous Repub talking points, a typical lukewarm response from the other party of big government. But, then, Rubio does nothing for me, so maybe I’m the wrong con to ask.
Link
//Team Rand Paul
February 13th, 2013 at 9:50 AM
Bring back Winona! They had her back last week for the pregnancy exam, and of course, she’s on the The Following now, so here time is fleeting
Still, I like to go back and reminisce, sweet, sweet Winona
February 13th, 2013 at 9:50 AM
The perp and dic, when popping and locking goes horribly awry.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:50 AM
roundup pic looks like a cartoon character.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:50 AM
No shit, I thought I saw her this weekend at a steakhouse. Pretty sure she was waiting to take a dump, because she’s fat.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:50 AM
AVA DEVINE?!?!
/High Fives jck with right hand
February 13th, 2013 at 9:51 AM
Sons of Anarchy also likes them some ex-Deadwood cast members.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:51 AM
Sorry pal, even 140 characters is too much reading for me, the gif is the newspaper of the future.
/TBL writers’d
February 13th, 2013 at 9:51 AM
Has Danger Dan Dority been on Justified yet? He’d be quality hill folk.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:51 AM
do we really need a post on Noel’s knee getting jacked up? not clicking on that post.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:53 AM
It almost seems too obvious now that it’s going to happen so I hope they don’t see it through…although that would open up Boyd wooing that other girl and becoming the new snake-handling preacher in that scam
Thought I saw Graham Yost say that snake handler sister will be back. Not sure how they work that as Elle May didn’t tell her that Ava killed the pimp.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:53 AM
Just read the full text (I never watch political speeches). Seems like pretty innocuous Repub talking points, a typical lukewarm response from the other party of big government. But, then, Rubio does nothing for me, so maybe I’m the wrong con to ask.
Exactly. Please see my comment #42 for reply.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:54 AM
Rapes with a Smile. Best line of the season from someone not named Art?
February 13th, 2013 at 9:55 AM
I don’t know who 3/4 of the round up girls are that TBL puts up there. I have never heard of Nina Agdal a day in my life.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:56 AM
Has Danger Dan Dority been on Justified yet? He’d be quality hill folk.
they already wasted him on a small part in season 1, one episode.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:56 AM
$650
February 13th, 2013 at 9:56 AM
He was in the first season I believe. Nearly killed a prison guard but a bucket of fried chicken pacified the situation.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:57 AM
do we really need a post on Noel’s knee getting jacked up?
I’m not a uk fan but that really sucks for Noel.
How quickly will he get the “fragile” tag?
February 13th, 2013 at 9:57 AM
Maybe that was my biggest problem with the episode…not enough Art or mentions of getting a “Marshall stiffy”
February 13th, 2013 at 9:57 AM
It’s not bad at all and I’m the last person that likes to look at that kinda stuff. Just another reason to give a fuck you to David Stern.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:59 AM
I’m awaiting the inevitable post filled with “pay the players” and implied references to slaves and plantations.
February 13th, 2013 at 10:00 AM
I don’t even think KU is top 5.
well you are an idiot.
February 13th, 2013 at 10:01 AM
Listening to people tell me what they are giving up for Lent.
February 13th, 2013 at 10:04 AM
Who cares, ain’t nobody fuckin with my zips zips zips zips zips zips zips zips.
February 13th, 2013 at 10:06 AM
Nearly killed a prison guard but a bucket of fried chicken pacified the situation.
And a dixie cup of bourbon. That was a silly episode, but I enjoyed it. That was in the early going before Justified found its footing.
February 13th, 2013 at 10:08 AM
Agreed.
/Der Kaiser
//Sieg Heil!
February 13th, 2013 at 10:08 AM
Angry spend more money and do an alaskan or norwegian fjord cruise. Get some wow
February 13th, 2013 at 10:08 AM
mentions of getting a “Marshall stiffy”
See, we are watching for different reasons. If I heard Art say that yet again, I was, well, I was going to keep watching, but I’d have been annoyed. It was funny the first time.
February 13th, 2013 at 10:09 AM
If Raylan ever got killed or moved to Chicago and became a Itamae, I could definitely watch a show more about the Marshalls with Art as the leading man.
February 13th, 2013 at 10:12 AM
Whoa. Did Mac pull the Noels post?
If Raylan ever got killed or moved to Chicago and became a Itamae, I could definitely watch a show more about the Marshalls with Art as the leading man.
I would too, but it doesn’t appear Art is going to be around much longer in his current position. He is being forced to retire from the Marshall service.
February 13th, 2013 at 10:14 AM
Not that I can tell…on the front page.
February 13th, 2013 at 10:17 AM
Not that I can tell…on the front page.
There was a new one this morning that was butchered.
February 13th, 2013 at 10:23 AM
Alaska, maybe. Would like to do Mediterranean.
/ awaits reprimand from someone saying a cruise is no way to see that part of the world.
February 13th, 2013 at 10:27 AM
If you’re not also hoping for a return of the hill people I’m not sure we can be fake internet friends
I probably sound more down about the episode than I meant to be, just that for as show this good it all felt a little rushed and undercooked but I have faith that it will all come together by the end of the season
February 13th, 2013 at 10:27 AM
there are alaskan cruises that are smaller ships that stay closer to shore for maximum scenery time
i never want to go on a mainstream cruise. i don’t get the point
February 13th, 2013 at 10:28 AM
Only the boobiest of boob men would take Upton over jenneke
You rang, sir?
February 13th, 2013 at 10:34 AM
I thought it was a great episode. Last week’s was pretty slow. I agree with Butters that there was a lot going on, but that’s a good thing. Tim getting a storyline is much needed and I see a showdown with Boyd’s new sidekick coming soon
February 13th, 2013 at 10:35 AM
Been on only a couple to the caribbean. They were fun. I’d say the major plus of the cruise is that for every day you know where you’re sleeping and eating, which takes a lot of planning for a vacation on land. I see myself doing a disney cruise when the kids are older.
February 13th, 2013 at 10:41 AM
but you’re basically stuck on a floating hotel, no? i get that you can go to shore, but if sun and beach and activities is what you;re after, why not a resort? they have people plan for you and get you things too
have not been on one, just going by appearances
February 13th, 2013 at 10:41 AM
For all his many great blackhearted roles, the one I still enjoy the most is Lovejoy.
February 13th, 2013 at 10:44 AM
Also, if the GOP puts Jindal on its 2016 platform, it will end up looking back at the 2012 election with fondness.
February 13th, 2013 at 10:49 AM
If you’re not also hoping for a return of the hill people I’m not sure we can be fake internet friends
Dude. I thought the hill people would be more prominently involved. We just got a taste. Hill People >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Stupid snake handling preacher
February 13th, 2013 at 10:52 AM
And Codename Diamond Head.
February 13th, 2013 at 10:58 AM
Always thought Swearengen could of pulled for Dan a bit more in the fight with the Captain.
February 13th, 2013 at 11:18 AM
Basically a floating resort. Compared to the all-inclusive resorts I’ve been too (which have been nice but never the highest priced or rated) the food and entertainment of the cruise is superior.