Comments on: Tim Lincecum Got a Haircut, Now Looks Like Rachel Maddow

By: scripty

scripty — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 18:30:13 +0000

He also looks like the whiny ass dude who moved up to Alaska in Northern Exposure.

By: heldover

heldover — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 22:19:10 +0000

Lincy could sub for Madcow on MSNBC one night, and virtually nobody would notice, since they have so little ratings.

Actually she does well enough on the ratings. It’s the other fuckers that have a problem.

And yes, I ~~once wanted~~ still want to see Maddow make out with that short-haired red-headed gal who subs in for people every now and then… IS THIS THING STILL ON?!?!?

/drinking

By: dikembemutomballs

dikembemutomballs — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 22:12:07 +0000

Almost looks like the kid from Third Rock from the Sun.

By: LesNessman

LesNessman — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 22:03:21 +0000

Lincy could sub for Madcow on MSNBC one night, and virtually nobody would notice, since they have so little ratings.

By: Der Kaiser

Der Kaiser — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 21:56:48 +0000

Kinda looks like ryan gosling

By: Nada

Nada — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 21:37:52 +0000

Also:

Kellen Moore, LGBT legend.

By: Nada

Nada — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 21:35:45 +0000

Tim Lincecum Got a Haircut, Now Looks Like Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Truthier.

I thought Jason said that was why baseball posts went up, re: King Felix

Where's that goddamn MUSIAL POST?!

By: captain_spalding

captain_spalding — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 21:34:15 +0000

Timmy can’t stop looking like a girl from Patti Smith to Rachel Maddow, if he got a crew cut he probably look like Sinead O’Connor.

By: Caribou

Caribou — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 21:33:44 +0000

Tim Lincecum, the San Francisco Giants two-time Cy Young winner and the star of Richard Linklater 1993 film, Dazed and Confused, got a new haircut.
/touches bridge of nose and exhales

Fock that bothered me during the movie and subsequent viewings

By: mizerle06 is sarah phillips

mizerle06 is sarah phillips — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 21:23:18 +0000

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I just threw up.

By: Mantis Toboggan

Mantis Toboggan — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 21:15:56 +0000

Mitch Kramer’s sister as a conehead was pure sex

Coneheads is easily one of my top 10 comedic films

/I’m serious

By: ms621

ms621 — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 21:13:29 +0000

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I haven’t seen such a compelling fragrance commercial since Charles Bronson’s Mandom commercials.

By: sctrojans

sctrojans — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 21:13:16 +0000

Lincecum is trying to fit in at Silicon Valley events

By: KC Resident

KC Resident — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 21:11:47 +0000

Where are the numbers and research for this. I thought Jason said that was why baseball posts went up, re: King Felix

To be fair, baseball is only ever so slightly tangential to this.

By: ButtersBC

ButtersBC — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 21:11:22 +0000

Mitch Kramer’s sister as a conehead was pure sex

By: KC Resident

KC Resident — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 21:10:48 +0000

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And there is the correct answer.

By: PeerLessPrices

PeerLessPrices — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 21:10:10 +0000

Then, and only then, will you get your god damned post

I have been put in my place by Babar. Your commenter legacy has been restored

By: Mantis Toboggan

Mantis Toboggan — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 21:09:08 +0000

He looks exactly like my hipster brother. Boo, Timmy.

By: Babar 2.0

Babar 2.0 — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 21:08:41 +0000

Where are the numbers and research for this. I thought Jason said that was why baseball posts went up, re: King Felix

When he wins a 2nd Cy Young AND gets a haircut, he’ll get a post about looking like a lesbian. Then, and only then, will you get your god damned post.

By: starkweather

starkweather — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 21:08:28 +0000

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