Tiger Woods Sent His Private Jet to Pick Up Lindsey Vonn in Austria So Fire Up the Dating Rumors Again

Tiger Woods has reportedly sent his private jet to Austria to pick up injured skier and friend, Lindsey Vonn. At least that is what TMZ is reporting underneath the three-font headline, “Tiger Woods to Lindsey Vonn HOP ON I’ll Give You a Ride.” You may recall that Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn were rumored to be dating two weeks ago.
Neither confirmed the relationship to be anything more than a friendship. That – combined with that intriguing red balloon that flew by the window – made everyone forget all about the couple [of people] for a few days. Then Tiger won a tournament and Lindsey Vonn had a horrible accident and Tiger let Lindsey use his jet and boom. Friends just don’t let friends use their private jets.
[TMZ via Sportress of Blogitude]

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February 8th, 2013 at 5:28 PM
I thought he was getting back together with his Wife?
February 8th, 2013 at 5:28 PM
There isn’t a chance in hell Tiger Woods has a female friend
February 8th, 2013 at 5:34 PM
So if I were to show up in a Cessna 172, I still have no shot, eh?
Some guys ruin it for everybody else. Just in time for Valentine’s Day.
February 8th, 2013 at 5:47 PM
Jarring.
February 8th, 2013 at 6:36 PM
Do you actually have a Cessna 172?
February 8th, 2013 at 7:51 PM
and the Justified writers quickly scribble down a season 5 return to Florida arc.
February 8th, 2013 at 8:04 PM
Nah, but the base aero club does. I’m not a qualified pilot, but I’ve crashed a -135 in a simulator before.
“Pull the yoke back, houses get smaller. Push the yoke forward, the houses get bigger.” “Shiny side up, rubber side down”. I’m ready for takeoff, man.
February 8th, 2013 at 8:10 PM
Haha srod. Did you see the movie Flight? Do you think you could be the passenger on a united flight who lands the plane when the flight crew drinks too much?
February 8th, 2013 at 8:22 PM
I guess the first part of that sentence did not need to be mentioned, as that fact was determined by portion B. Note to self: 4 wheeled vehicles only when being transported by SROD.
February 8th, 2013 at 8:27 PM
Vez, haven’t seen the flick yet. Need to, though. I don’t dig the trailer, where the plane is inverted. Makes me nervous…hahahahaha
Meth, even on the ground, I can be kinda reckless. Speed is life, ya know?
All joking aside, I would love to see a massive post where whoever has been collecting info on us turned it into commenter profiles. You know, “based on history, this guy is (fill in the blank)“. I think that would be hilarious. That would be a keeper, no doubt.
February 8th, 2013 at 8:29 PM
In real life, Vez, I couldn’t land a jet. I can read the hell out of some instruments, though. Pretty smooth on the radio with ATC, also.
“Albuquerque Center, Rumor 33 declaring IFE. We seem to have…ah…small problem. More to follow. Out.”
February 8th, 2013 at 8:36 PM
/Radio starts to cut out
“Srod, this is Albuquerque Center, are you ok? Can you hear us? Do you need assistance?”
/Radio cuts back in
“Oooooh I think I just shit myself”
February 8th, 2013 at 8:40 PM
Meth, depending on what else is going on, that could be an IFE. “Pilot incapacitated”. Definitely don’t want to brief that in the next “hangar flying” session, though. You’d never hear the end of it.
Gives new meaning to the phrase “poopy suit”.
February 8th, 2013 at 8:44 PM
IFE can be shit in pants? Never knew that.
Radio: Pilot, what’s your IFE?
Pilot: ………..don’t worry about it.
February 8th, 2013 at 8:46 PM
Uh, IFE = In-Flight Emergency. If I got swamp butt, personally it would feel like an emergency.
February 8th, 2013 at 8:47 PM
Something’s wrong with the instruments! Up is down…down is up! Wait…what the hell is tha….AAAAGh!
/in search of’d
February 8th, 2013 at 8:48 PM
I agree. But I would just think in flight emergencies applied to life and death situations. Although I guess depending on what you ate could determine how badly you need some fresh oxygen.
February 8th, 2013 at 8:51 PM
It sounds silly, but if distracted a pilot from focusing on necessary in-flight duties, well let’s just say you don’t to see that in an accident report.
IFEs normally are either life-and-death situations or if you lose a critical system needed for safe flight. Even losing your in-flight radios could be a sort of IFE if you are in instrument conditions (can’t see the horizon, for example).
If any pilots are out there, please chime in.
February 8th, 2013 at 8:55 PM
My Dad started to work on getting his license. Don’t know if he just never found the time to finish or said fuck it.
February 8th, 2013 at 8:55 PM
Well, meth is a butt pilot
February 8th, 2013 at 8:57 PM
That sounds like a Teo reference. I just crack the occasional fart joke.
February 8th, 2013 at 8:58 PM
Vez!
Meth, I thought about it, but I’m too cheap. I miss being at altitude. They have a nice aero club at Pete, but my aviator days are probably over.
February 8th, 2013 at 9:00 PM
Srod there is some plane accident website with pics of crashes and quite a few cockpit transcript/audio. Chilling of course
February 8th, 2013 at 9:01 PM
I knew you’d chime in meth
February 8th, 2013 at 9:02 PM
SROD, money’s probably why I’ll never do it. That’s not a poor man’s hobby.
February 8th, 2013 at 9:06 PM
Vez, from time to time in flight safety or cockpit resource management classes, we would hear those. They are heartbreaking. You wanna yell out instructions to keep the guys alive.
Heaven forbid it involves someone you flew with before. When it’s a guy you know, it’s even harder to hear.
February 8th, 2013 at 9:34 PM
I was a cryptologist (signal intercept) in the Navy for a few years. We were on duty, specificaly monitoring the Barents Sea and North Atlantic when this happened Crazy to be monitoring this sub when it sank. The Russian language experts on duty with me could hear those going down with the sub crying and praying in the background in the radio transmissions.
February 8th, 2013 at 9:40 PM
Wfs im about halfway thru Blind Mans Bluff, as recommended by ms621
February 8th, 2013 at 9:46 PM
That’s when it’d be better to not understand the language, though I’m sure it was required for other reasons. Hard not to feel for those involved, unless they’re Muslim. If that were the case, chances are they sunk the sub on purpose, and there’s an innocent bystander standing at the bottom of the sea, waiting to be
carsub-bombed.February 8th, 2013 at 9:47 PM
Good read. I was never on a sub (or a ship for that matter) I had a nice cushy desk job in front of a computer monitor in Scotland for a couple years.
FWIW – The detail Tom Clancy was able to put into The Hunt for Red October in the non-internet age was astounding. He knew almost as much shit about the Soviet Navy on the Kola Peninsula as we’d been trained in.
February 8th, 2013 at 9:51 PM
Damn.
Clancy was pretty much required reading on alert in SAC. We took it for granted back then that Clancy had a TS clearance, or had friends who shared info off-the-record.
February 8th, 2013 at 9:52 PM
You know Tom Clancy knows his shit if for no other reason that his early books included disclaimers that he was not a naval officer nor an intelligence analyst.
February 8th, 2013 at 9:52 PM
Holy shit WFS, I was checking out that link and at first glance thought it said 1968. I was thinking to myself, Damn he really is of the age to be telling me to get off his lawn.
February 8th, 2013 at 10:05 PM
As did we. There was stuff he was writing about at the time that would have had me locked up and my security clearance yanked.
Meth – going to be 44 next month and (fortunately) don’t feel it yet…. At least other than the sudden need in the past year for fucking reading glasses.
February 8th, 2013 at 10:07 PM
Wayne, what’s your prostate like?
February 8th, 2013 at 10:09 PM
I mean, what’s your opinion of Clancy’s descriptions of Soviet naval capability in Red Storm Rising?
/yeah that’s what I meant
February 8th, 2013 at 10:09 PM
Get on any famous courses aside from St. Andrews? How’d you find Scotland in general?
February 8th, 2013 at 10:13 PM
Let me check…
February 8th, 2013 at 10:15 PM
There’s an app for that.
February 8th, 2013 at 10:15 PM
At least 90 – 95% accurate. The fact that he knew Severomorsk, and not Murmansk as being the origin point of Russian subs was impressive.
February 8th, 2013 at 10:24 PM
I never played any of the other Open courses besides St. Andrews. A shit-load of other courses that are as good as or better though.
My specific job I’d spent a year training for only had five locations in the world. Scotland, Maine, Diego Garcia (look that up on Google), Japan, and Guam. It was a no-brainer, and I was a kiss ass to get first choice.
February 8th, 2013 at 10:25 PM
I’m using lube, but still can’t get the damned phone in there.
February 8th, 2013 at 10:27 PM
Diego garcia…mentioned in the transformers movies
February 8th, 2013 at 10:28 PM
Not if your name is Thurman Munson
February 8th, 2013 at 10:28 PM
I just watched Tron: Legacy. Futuristic Olivia Wilde with short black hair? Yes please
February 8th, 2013 at 10:32 PM
Living in Diego Garcia does not seem like good times.
The Old Course seems damn short. 6700 from tips, 6400 from next. Is it tough compared to the others you played?
February 8th, 2013 at 10:35 PM
Just googled it. I agree. So what do you want to do today fellow Diego Garcionian? Wanna drown on this side or that side of the island?
February 8th, 2013 at 10:37 PM
My Dad was in the Azores for a while. My dog takes shits bigger than those islands.
February 8th, 2013 at 10:40 PM
Laughing & hanging my head in shame.
February 8th, 2013 at 10:41 PM
Azores from wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Azoren_%2814%29.jpg
Awesome fucking picture.
February 8th, 2013 at 10:56 PM
From what I understand from those that were stationed there, if you like drinking, beach vollyball, and don’t mind having sex for a year, it’s a great duty station.
All courses in Scotland are tough because it’s almost always really windy and can rain at anytime.
February 8th, 2013 at 10:56 PM
And by “having sex” I mean “not having sex”.
February 8th, 2013 at 11:02 PM
If “having sex” now means “not having sex” I’m having plenty of sex right now.
/Looks over at whale co-worker
Definitely having sex right now
February 8th, 2013 at 11:02 PM
I had two stepbrothers in the Navy in the 90s. Both deck crew/aircraft handlers. One was on the Belleau Wood and another was on the Abraham Lincoln. Both spent most of their time throughout the Pacific: Third and Seventh Fleet AOR.
February 8th, 2013 at 11:05 PM
The only time I’ve ever played beach volleyball, I was drunk and trying to have sex, so that seems like a horrible place for me
February 8th, 2013 at 11:09 PM
Rumor has it there are quite a few feral goats on the island.
February 8th, 2013 at 11:09 PM
An added plus for Diego Garcia, as I understand it, is that it is a British possession and thus all personnel there are under British rather than American laws.
February 8th, 2013 at 11:11 PM
Couldn’t be much worse than fucking some of those aborigine women.
February 8th, 2013 at 11:12 PM
I think them Aborigine women would actually be the ones doing the fucking.
February 8th, 2013 at 11:20 PM
Father of Ruben Foster, Bama recruit with Auburn tattoo, is arrested after 16 years as fugitive
February 8th, 2013 at 11:21 PM
Nobody reads the comments.
/Looks at A.P.
February 8th, 2013 at 11:24 PM
Tracked down through the receipt of a wire transfer from a Bama booster
/I Almost Got Away With It’d
February 8th, 2013 at 11:26 PM
Ive been watching movies so i will gladly duckworth everything
February 9th, 2013 at 8:59 AM
Buncha Charles Lindberghs up in here …