Kate Upton, 2013 SI Swimsuit Issue Cover Girl
All, Kate Upton, SI Swimsuit Issue February 8th. 2013, 4:10pm
Kate Upton will grace the cover of the 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. SI has obviously decided that if it is not broken, keep putting Kate Upton on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. My only question – Why isn’t she wearing pants? It looks really cold there. [FishbowlNY via @macrowill]
Update: HQ image via @SI_Swimsuit]
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February 8th, 2013 at 4:15 PM
Kate Upton is going to be in body paint in this issue? People are about to start asking why I’m not wearing pants.
February 8th, 2013 at 4:19 PM
They’ve been wondering for years.
February 8th, 2013 at 4:21 PM
Her figure is outstanding. She also seems like the kind of girl who would blow you in a theater, so that adds to her appeal.
February 8th, 2013 at 4:21 PM
Honestly looks a little dumpy.
February 8th, 2013 at 4:22 PM
Honestly looks a little dumpy.
You and Menarky should party together.
February 8th, 2013 at 4:24 PM
shut the fuck up, Ryan.
February 8th, 2013 at 4:25 PM
She pretty much looks like any number of Irish bartenders in Times Square with huge tits that will soon be down to her tibias.
February 8th, 2013 at 4:25 PM
She pretty much looks like any number of Irish bartenders in Times Square with huge tits that will soon be down to her tibias.
They can’t all be perky high school girls forever, Wooderson.
February 8th, 2013 at 4:27 PM
Keep it up. I like where this train is headed. This will be part of her bio some day.
“Noted sports blogger and part-time hair aficionado Tim Ryan called her dumpy and said her tits would hit the floor…but Kate persevered.”
February 8th, 2013 at 4:28 PM
Do people actually masturbate to the swimsuit issue still?
February 8th, 2013 at 4:28 PM
wonderful
February 8th, 2013 at 4:28 PM
It’s the cover, I’m not impressed with SI’s retouching department.
February 8th, 2013 at 4:29 PM
Awesome. +1
February 8th, 2013 at 4:29 PM
Each tit is bigger than her face
February 8th, 2013 at 4:30 PM
Do people actually masturbate to the swimsuit issue still?
You act like there should be some shame involved with that.
February 8th, 2013 at 4:31 PM
I recently learned old people still buy porn on vhs, so probably
February 8th, 2013 at 4:31 PM
When there’s untold scores of people participating in any act you could possibly imagine – IN MOVING TALKIE PICTURES – for free on the internet, yes, yes there is.
February 8th, 2013 at 4:31 PM
Surely 12-year-olds do. They probably have a parent who puts some tracking shit on their computer, so they buy a magazine with lunch money and go to town. At least in my day we had one of our friends’ dad’s playboy collection.
February 8th, 2013 at 4:32 PM
Ha! Funny ’cause it’s true.
February 8th, 2013 at 4:33 PM
When there’s untold scores of people participating in any act you could possibly imagine – IN MOVING TALKIE PICTURES – for free on the internet, yes, yes there is.
[shrugs]
Gotta switch things up from time to time.
February 8th, 2013 at 4:38 PM
Tyra Banks doesn’t know it but her SI swimsuit cover played an integral role in me learning some things about myself.
February 8th, 2013 at 4:38 PM
If Kate could get boob implants, why can’t she get hip implants? Really would help to have the entire package.
February 8th, 2013 at 4:38 PM
It’s more titillating to me when you are in conversation with a girl, no matter who she is and the conversation turns and you realize she’s into you. More so than any air-brushed picture of someone none of will ever meet. Porn is in between
February 8th, 2013 at 4:39 PM
that’s rich coming from you fatty
February 8th, 2013 at 4:39 PM
I remember the Elle McPherson, Kathy Ireland days.
February 8th, 2013 at 4:40 PM
“Coming to grips with myself” might have been a more accurate phrase, n’est pas?
February 8th, 2013 at 4:41 PM
Can someone show me how to get these damn VHS tapes into my Blu-Ray?!
February 8th, 2013 at 4:41 PM
She will be dumping AJ soon.
February 8th, 2013 at 4:42 PM
Not sure anyone would disagree.
February 8th, 2013 at 4:43 PM
Yet still not as big a tit as Lane Kiffin.
/ I know you agree
February 8th, 2013 at 4:43 PM
The guy railing on people disliking announcers is now railing on the Kate Upton cover. For shame.
/Her stems and long-term potential probably preclude her from being an all-timer though
February 8th, 2013 at 4:43 PM
Tyra Banks doesn’t know it but her SI swimsuit cover played an integral role in me learning some things about myself.
/No Darnell Dockett
February 8th, 2013 at 4:43 PM
Very soon.
February 8th, 2013 at 4:44 PM
You know what I like in a girl?
My dick.
February 8th, 2013 at 4:45 PM
Oooh, look at Fat Tim do his Sportsgal impersonation.
February 8th, 2013 at 4:45 PM
Spreadsheet Update: Put Nada down for “Doesn’t mind a good stoma”
February 8th, 2013 at 4:45 PM
Then the distraught, heartbroken AJ will use it as motivation to win the SEC again and another natty.
February 8th, 2013 at 4:46 PM
Let me stop you right there.
February 8th, 2013 at 4:48 PM
I was thinking more along the lines of go on a coke-fueled binge, get suspended and ruin Bama’s season.
February 8th, 2013 at 4:48 PM
What if its some psycho, crazy girl who thinks you are also into her and then she mysteriously appears at your apartment door and calls nonstop.
February 8th, 2013 at 4:48 PM
I’m ancient. I’m down for whatever. Can’t live forever off SROD’s leftovers.
February 8th, 2013 at 4:49 PM
Did she drive cross-country nonsttop wearing Depends to reach your apartment? That’s an important question.
February 8th, 2013 at 4:49 PM
Spreadsheet Update: Put Nada down for “Doesn’t mind a good stoma”
Nice.
February 8th, 2013 at 4:50 PM
I was thinking more along the lines of go on a coke-fueled binge, get
suspended and ruin Bama’s season.some other shitty QB a bunch of mostly undeserved hype.I felt like that needed to be fixed.
February 8th, 2013 at 4:50 PM
Is she hot?
February 8th, 2013 at 4:51 PM
That is the counter option. Or she ends up with Aaron Murray and then AJ goes OJ on them and ruins Bama’s and UGA’s season.
February 8th, 2013 at 4:51 PM
What if its some psycho, crazy girl who thinks you are also into her and then she mysteriously appears at your apartment door and calls nonstop
/pours one out for NDub
February 8th, 2013 at 4:52 PM
Well that would be no bueno. But Hutson Mason is decent, I guess.
February 8th, 2013 at 4:53 PM
Department of redundancy department.
February 8th, 2013 at 4:54 PM
Don’t force me to steal your lady, because I can with graceful ease.
February 8th, 2013 at 4:55 PM
I’m awake!
Your girl up there is cute, but it ain’t like she’s Venus di Milo. Breathe, everybody.
February 8th, 2013 at 4:55 PM
she’s probably down with atm
February 8th, 2013 at 4:56 PM
Don’t force me to steal your lady, because I can with graceful ease.
Tim Ryan is the white Trey Songz.
February 8th, 2013 at 4:56 PM
I just burst out laughing in the office reading this.
February 8th, 2013 at 4:56 PM
Your girl up there is cute, but it ain’t like she’s Venus di Milo.
Girl with no arms = color everywhere
February 8th, 2013 at 4:59 PM
an Aggies fan? no thanks. I hate conference expansion.
February 8th, 2013 at 4:59 PM
Further Spreadsheet Update: SROD prefers hand jobs are off the table. Sometimes goes to great lengths.
February 8th, 2013 at 5:03 PM
we’ve already determined she had mental issues
February 8th, 2013 at 5:06 PM
Hot!
February 8th, 2013 at 5:06 PM
Babar!
Do we get rebuttal time with said spreadsheet? How ’bout footnotes?
February 8th, 2013 at 5:12 PM
I second that emotion. Woman is smoking hawt and I wil fight any of you who say otherwise. Yes, I been drinking. WHAT OF IT?!?!?!?
February 8th, 2013 at 5:13 PM
/ Ballin’ update:
“Mavs’ Marion won’t report to bad team”
So, he refuses to report to work every day now?
February 8th, 2013 at 5:13 PM
Well, what have you been drinking?
February 8th, 2013 at 5:15 PM
It’s Friday afternoon, and I want to go home.
/ Untrue. I want to go drinking.
February 8th, 2013 at 5:17 PM
Brees is a bitch
Everything is closed here due to blizzard. Didn’t stock up on alcohol. Going to be some makeshift beverages consumed over the next seven hours
February 8th, 2013 at 5:18 PM
Everything is closed here due to blizzard. Didn’t stock up on alcohol. Going to be some makeshift beverages consumed over the next seven hours
Let us know how the toilet wine goes.
February 8th, 2013 at 5:19 PM
Well, what have you been drinking?
Jesus, respect the memory of BBoB, at least. “What’s ya flow?” is the preferred wording.
February 8th, 2013 at 5:20 PM
Red’s Rye Pale Ale. Sometimes when I go to the grocery store I just pick out shit I’ve never had and give it a whirl. 6.6% ABV
February 8th, 2013 at 5:20 PM
Kerosene mixed with turpentine makes a nice apertif in a pinch.
/ Used to live in West By God
February 8th, 2013 at 5:22 PM
BBoB was before my time, so I remain a happy heretic.
February 8th, 2013 at 5:26 PM
Red’s Rye Pale Ale. Sometimes when I go to the grocery store I just pick out shit I’ve never had and give it a whirl. 6.6% ABV
This is going to be a scotch night for me. I just filled my decanter to the brim with Famous Grouse the other day.
February 8th, 2013 at 5:33 PM
I havent been drunk since April of 2012 and after my gallbladder gets removed tuesday I’m only gonna be able to get drunk every now and then, and since I never really drank scotch that’s what I’m going with tonight. I’m going for value under $50.
February 8th, 2013 at 5:34 PM
“Mavs’ Marion won’t report to bad team”
good was worried D’antoni would try and pull some shit.
February 8th, 2013 at 5:35 PM
God, Kate is perfect.i need some bush shots though
February 8th, 2013 at 5:35 PM
She will be dumping AJ soon.
AJ has shown to be a surprisingly agile persona. I would not put it past him to dump her or walk away with the “mutual parting”. There are plenty of belles who would love to work the national title QB. I think he dumps her.
February 8th, 2013 at 5:36 PM
I really want to have sex with her
February 8th, 2013 at 5:37 PM
AT&T leaderboard is a shit storm
February 8th, 2013 at 5:50 PM
You’re good people, but go fuck yourself.
I love her. It’s a fact. Most definitely true love.
February 8th, 2013 at 5:52 PM
I havent been drunk since April of 2012 and after my gallbladder gets removed tuesday I’m only gonna be able to get drunk every now and then, and since I never really drank scotch that’s what I’m going with tonight. I’m going for value under $50.
Famous Grouse is good for under $50. If you’re looking for single malt under that dollar amount then you could look at Glen Livet.
February 8th, 2013 at 11:33 PM
Nada, those arent implants
February 9th, 2013 at 12:39 PM
They’re real and they’re spec-F’n-tacular
/wishes he knew from experience
February 9th, 2013 at 11:19 PM
Unless she got implants before age 18, those are totally real
February 11th, 2013 at 9:32 AM
dude I wouldn’t throw out of bed for eating crackers, but she doesn’t do it for me. He has funny hips. To me pretty face who is very blessed! but no hips makes her look awkward in a bikini!