Blake Griffin Accidentally Racks Chandler Parsons in the Nuts, Parsons Calls Him Out On Twitter

Chandler Parsons called out Blake Griffin on Twitter just now, sending him a link to the above Youtube video with the statement “seriously, dude?”

Blake Griffin has already responded:

@chandlerparsons sprained my wrist and had to keep it moving.. My bad didn’t even see you.
— Blake Griffin (@blakegriffin) February 7, 2013

Even worse, Blake Griffin just put Parsons in his place in the hierarchy of league players with the “didn’t notice you” card. We aren’t buying it, since he might have named his dog after Chandler Parsons.

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17 Responses to “Blake Griffin Accidentally Racks Chandler Parsons in the Nuts, Parsons Calls Him Out On Twitter”

ms621 Says:
February 7th, 2013 at 5:01 PM

This is like Suh kicking Schaub in the junk all over again.

/not really, but it’s all I got

mizerle06 is sarah phillips Says:
February 7th, 2013 at 5:01 PM

there’s never an inappropriate time to hit a current or former Gator in the gonads.

jbriaz Says:
February 7th, 2013 at 5:05 PM

Blake was only imitating his teammate, Chris Paul.

A.P. Says:
February 7th, 2013 at 5:08 PM

there’s never an inappropriate time to hit a current or former Gator in the gonads.

/decks tim tebow

Babar 2.0 Says:
February 7th, 2013 at 5:08 PM

Well, I can close the case on the Craigslist post “Missed Connections (M4M): You turkey tapped me after an NBA game”

ryanmoskal Says:
February 7th, 2013 at 5:11 PM

article was published Feb 7 @ 4:55 PM. Blake’s tweet is time stamped Feb 7 @ 9:27 PM.

spencer096 Says:
February 7th, 2013 at 5:25 PM

there’s never an inappropriate time to hit a current or former Gator in the gonads.

counterpoint.

A.P. Says:
February 7th, 2013 at 5:28 PM

that gif is awesome

mizerle06 is sarah phillips Says:
February 7th, 2013 at 5:29 PM

counterpoint.

while that is quite funny, it’s still as appropriate a time as any.

Faulkner Says:
February 7th, 2013 at 5:31 PM

there’s never an inappropriate time to hit a current or former Gator in the gonads.

He said as he dusts the frame of his University of Florida diploma.

spencer096 Says:
February 7th, 2013 at 5:32 PM

while that is quite funny, it’s still as appropriate a time as any.

/hits you in gonads
//was this an appropriate time, mr. former gator?

A.P. Says:
February 7th, 2013 at 5:36 PM

Remember when everyone had those long lanyard keychains? Accidentally hitting yourself in the nuts with a set of keys on the chain was the worst

spencer096 Says:
February 7th, 2013 at 5:40 PM

Remember when everyone had those long lanyard keychains? Accidentally hitting yourself in the nuts with a set of keys on the chain was the worst

i would like to see the stats on on-campus rape during the height of lanyards. i mean, dude, it’s like a medieval weapon. i bet there was a blip! i bet there fuckin was!

mizerle06 is sarah phillips Says:
February 7th, 2013 at 5:52 PM

He said as he dusts the frame of his University of Florida diploma.

/hits you in gonads
//was this an appropriate time, mr. former gator?

thank you, sir, MAYIHAVEANOTHER?

/would you believe I actually forgot about that?

spencer096 Says:
February 7th, 2013 at 5:56 PM

HOLY SHIT MY DAY HAS BEEN MADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i mustve played this course at least 30 times last year…consider it my home course. it’s an absolute fucking BEAST from the tips (pretty long with very narry tree-lined fairways and super slick greens) and has been improving it’s shape the past three years. thank god i didnt get a membership at the club i was going to…saved like $2,500.

starkweather Says:
February 7th, 2013 at 8:19 PM