Hello ladies. This post is for you. You, the few females who come here on a daily basis and have to put up with “news items” about Kate Upton and Maria Menounos that are (at worst) tangentially related to sports. So here is David Beckham, the most handsomest man in the whole world wearing nothing but his underpants.

Previously: David Beckham is Moving To Paris St. Germain
Previously: David Beckham Fending Off More Rumors About Cheating on His Wife With an Opera Singer
Previously: David Beckham Will Appear Glimmering and Mostly Naked On a Street Corner Near You