The National Enquirer Has an (old?) Photo of Girls Doing Body Shots off Colin Kaepernick on a Cruise
Colin Kaepernick had two girls on a cruise taking body shots off of him! Nice. When did this happen? Tough to tell. The National Enquirer didn’t date the photos, and I can’t tell from his tattoos how old the photos are. I can’t imagine Kaepernick went on a cruise anytime in the last seven months, though.
Tomorrow, I expect someone to sell the Enquirer some 2006 photos of Joe Flacco on a booze cruise during Spring Break.
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February 6th, 2013 at 2:05 PM
he looks like pippen
what kaeperbeak
February 6th, 2013 at 2:05 PM
he looks like pippen
kaeperbeak
February 6th, 2013 at 2:06 PM
please can i get a delete button? just for me, really
February 6th, 2013 at 2:06 PM
This must be pretty old. Kaep’s whole torso is tatted up now. That’s why we lost, you see.
February 6th, 2013 at 2:06 PM
It is good to be King.
February 6th, 2013 at 2:08 PM
I think he looks a bit like Judd Nelson. That and the hipster/slacker business is making me hate him, quickly.
February 6th, 2013 at 2:09 PM
Bad shit happens on cruises
February 6th, 2013 at 2:10 PM
What hipster/slacker business?
February 6th, 2013 at 2:11 PM
I think he looks a bit like
Judd NelsonGonzo.February 6th, 2013 at 2:11 PM
What hipster/slacker business?
The way he’s all like “Whatever, man, I threw an interception. It’s coolm brah. Win or lose we all got paid. Let’s go surf!”
February 6th, 2013 at 2:12 PM
I guess the internet just has to have a reason to hate somebody. Even if they have to make that reason up.
February 6th, 2013 at 2:14 PM
What hipster/slacker business?
Got me.
The way he’s all like “Whatever, man, I threw an interception. It’s coolm brah. Win or lose we all got paid. Let’s go surf!”
Hipsters surf?
February 6th, 2013 at 2:14 PM
I’ve been searching for the reason we all hate Kaepernick. I’d been slacking on it myself, though, since he lost the Super Bowl. I figured I had a couple of extra months. I’d like to thank Poindexter for alerting me to the reason I hate Kaepernick.
February 6th, 2013 at 2:15 PM
Hipsters surf?
Maybe not. Dammit, my cover is blown.
February 6th, 2013 at 2:15 PM
Not sure…him and his receivers have already set up camp getting ready for next year.
February 6th, 2013 at 2:16 PM
We were all thinking it
February 6th, 2013 at 2:16 PM
Mostly the stupid hats he wears. Looks like a HS kid.
February 6th, 2013 at 2:17 PM
They do shots off him, he colors on them. Sounds like a fair trade.
Good job. Good effort.
February 6th, 2013 at 2:18 PM
I don’t need much of a reason to dislike someone…
February 6th, 2013 at 2:18 PM
Poindexter, I believe you’re confusing his Norcal-ness with something else
February 6th, 2013 at 2:18 PM
I laughed
February 6th, 2013 at 2:18 PM
What about the stupid t-shirts Aaron Rodgers wears? Or the stupid shoes Tom Brady wears?
/hats though? Seriously?
February 6th, 2013 at 2:19 PM
Stupidest thing I’ve read on this site today, congrats.
February 6th, 2013 at 2:19 PM
So, Poindexter hates all HS kids. This signing day circus just might send him into an AR-15 shoot-em up rage. Clear the area.
February 6th, 2013 at 2:19 PM
You win
February 6th, 2013 at 2:19 PM
There’s some white residuals on Kaep. It appears somebody colored on him
February 6th, 2013 at 2:20 PM
I can’t believe jck49erfan is still feeling sorry for himself. We’re running train on the NFC the next few years.
February 6th, 2013 at 2:20 PM
Or the ugly bitches that Big Ben rapes?
February 6th, 2013 at 2:20 PM
these subway ads? justin tuck looks like mike vick
February 6th, 2013 at 2:20 PM
One of my best friends beat the living shit out of someone for no reason, and spent a year in a federal Puerto Rican jail. I guess so.
February 6th, 2013 at 2:20 PM
Come on…that’s Central California. That’s his Hwy99/I5-ness.
Don’t put that on us.
February 6th, 2013 at 2:20 PM
Well……
February 6th, 2013 at 2:21 PM
Quick poll: why do we hate Luke Joeckel? I’m trying to plan ahead.
February 6th, 2013 at 2:21 PM
Further evidence of my Norcal point
Dumber than whatever prompted your Naismith comment?
February 6th, 2013 at 2:22 PM
Seattle is going to be pretty good…should be some good battles.
February 6th, 2013 at 2:22 PM
hats though? Seriously?
Seriously.
Those too-small-thin-billed pseudo-fedora looking hats? I call them douche bag lids. Worst look ever. But I don’t think that’s what Kaepernick wears, is it.
February 6th, 2013 at 2:22 PM
Let’s not forget about the Cardinals!
February 6th, 2013 at 2:23 PM
The knit hats, not baseball caps. Especially to a post-game presser. Just looks like you are trying too hard that’s all. It’s an affectation, and those usually annoy me. No need to get all butthurt boys.
February 6th, 2013 at 2:23 PM
I can’t believe jck49erfan is still feeling sorry for himself. We’re running train on the NFC the next few years.
i checked his twitter feed last night. he shut it down before the game and the next tweet was him on the road back home. huge loss and long road trip
he feels deeply
February 6th, 2013 at 2:23 PM
Because he played with Manziel, who is friends with a racist and used a fake id
February 6th, 2013 at 2:24 PM
Somebody tell TBL Whitlock is looking for a blog to post a story he can’t post on Fox Sports for some reason.
February 6th, 2013 at 2:25 PM
Hmmmm… sounds like he played lacrosse… Good enough for me.
/Poindexter
February 6th, 2013 at 2:26 PM
You win as well
February 6th, 2013 at 2:27 PM
Yes that was just a joking shot at the basketball oracle, Darrell.
February 6th, 2013 at 2:28 PM
I don’t know about the rest of ya’ll, but I think Ku Klux Klan hats are much worse than what Kaepernick wears. Maybe that’s just me.
/see what I did?
I should host First Take.
February 6th, 2013 at 2:29 PM
Puberty voice. Done.
February 6th, 2013 at 2:30 PM
Depending on RG3′s health, those are probably the three teams that will be favorites annually. Seattle is pretty damn good.
Packers are, of course, up there, and I will never count out the Giants and their good luck. But NYG seems to be going through some defensive turnover and aging, should be interesting to see how it turns out.
February 6th, 2013 at 2:31 PM
Trying too hard to stay warm?
February 6th, 2013 at 2:31 PM
I think Ku Klux Klan hats are much worse
Not for a Duke frat party.
February 6th, 2013 at 2:31 PM
He has a face.
/Poindexter’d
February 6th, 2013 at 2:32 PM
helton dui? bad role model, vet
February 6th, 2013 at 2:32 PM
Good point Ballz…I’m going to go against the grain here and say that Kaepernick should not wear a Nazi uniform the ESPYs. I think it’s bad taste…but that’s just me.
/My phone call into Cursed and Ballz AM Sports Radio Show
February 6th, 2013 at 2:32 PM
y’all
/sorry
February 6th, 2013 at 2:33 PM
Not for a Duke frat party.
is the david implied?
February 6th, 2013 at 2:33 PM
Trying too hard to stay warm?
Wearing knit caps in-doors is just about the stupidest look ever.
I had one of my kid’s friends come over once and he had one on. I made him take it off. Wearing a hat inside is rude.
/old-schooled.
February 6th, 2013 at 2:33 PM
is the david implied?
Good job. Good effort.
February 6th, 2013 at 2:35 PM
Just looks like you are trying too hard that’s all.
Trying too hard to stay warm?
sometimes i don’t shower in the morning, as a work from home type. then the kindergartnrs come home at lunchtime and i make them lunch. then we go to the gym. and in the winter, i enjoy wearing knit caps to cover my outrageous bed head, even to work out
but not with the brim. i do have some self respect
February 6th, 2013 at 2:35 PM
And now I hate you.
If I see you wearing sunglasses indoors I punch you in the face. A man must have a code.
February 6th, 2013 at 2:36 PM
LOL. Yeah, I imagine the beanie sitting way back on his head really keeps him warm in that frigid press room. If it’s a look he wants to go after, more power to him, I just don’t dig it. Are you like a Kobe fanboy for CK or something?
February 6th, 2013 at 2:38 PM
i enjoy wearing knit caps to cover my outrageous bed head, even to work out
That’s a bad look. hipster-douche-baggery at its finest.
February 6th, 2013 at 2:38 PM
Now see, this is where I’m gonna disagree. Some of those SS uniforms are pretty sharp.
We’re keeping the lines open in case anyone wants to call in and make their opinions heard. The time is 11:40
February 6th, 2013 at 2:38 PM
Wearing a hat inside is rude.
anti-semite
If I see you wearing sunglasses indoors I punch you in the face
hates blind people
February 6th, 2013 at 2:39 PM
Just looking out for you brah. Agreed on the shades.
February 6th, 2013 at 2:39 PM
Scripty wins.
/anti-denti
February 6th, 2013 at 2:40 PM
If I wasn’t so lazy, I’d link to the clip of T.O. crying at his presser saying “thats my quaterback”. No, that trying to stay warm comment was a joke.
February 6th, 2013 at 2:40 PM
That’s a bad look. hipster-douche-baggery at its finest.
you don’t let your boy go flat bill do you? if i see that on a baseball field i always assume the parents are tools
February 6th, 2013 at 2:40 PM
hey ballz, since you have enjoyed my silo pics in the past, care to sign a petition? wife’s family farm is in danger from zoning board.
no pressure, and thanks to anyone else who has signed already (from roundup link)
February 6th, 2013 at 2:41 PM
i wear sunglasses indoors, according to mullet. or maybe huskerdawg
February 6th, 2013 at 2:41 PM
Thought I was the only one who noticed that. Drives me nuts, especially when I see guys eating indoors with hats on.
February 6th, 2013 at 2:41 PM
No, this wins.
February 6th, 2013 at 2:41 PM
“You know who wear sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.”
/larry david
February 6th, 2013 at 2:42 PM
you don’t let your boy go flat bill do you? if i see that on a baseball field i always assume the parents are tools
Funny -
My kid left his team hat on the kitchen table this weekend. It now has a nice curve to the bill. He was pissed. Very pissed. I laughed.
February 6th, 2013 at 2:42 PM
Fuck that. I’m for less farms and more strip malls. Your wifes family can starve for all I care.
/team more Chipotle’s!
//kidding
February 6th, 2013 at 2:42 PM
That’s a bad look. hipster-douche-baggery at its finest.
at its finest…key phrase
/reaching for stars, getting mooned
February 6th, 2013 at 2:43 PM
No, according to me you huff more Axe body spray than you actually spray on your body.
February 6th, 2013 at 2:43 PM
Is it ok if I sign my fake name Harry Seaward?
February 6th, 2013 at 2:45 PM
at least i’ll know you did
February 6th, 2013 at 2:46 PM
So my daughter is a swimmer and they had senior night at halftime of a basketball game. Most are all dressed nice. One jackass comes out in camo and a backwards trucker-baseball cap.
I said something to his parents “So … Patrick’s on his way to a duck hunt or a tractor pull?” – they were none-too-pleased with me.
/pet-peeved
February 6th, 2013 at 2:47 PM
How about flat bill with the ears tucked in as a kicker? I can’t think of a worse look.
/kidding
February 6th, 2013 at 2:47 PM
team more Chipotle’s!
Never been to one.
/team fruit for lunch.
//team constantly hungry
February 6th, 2013 at 2:48 PM
No, I signed my real name. Don’t use my address to bombard me with your pinko propaganda leaflets, though.
February 6th, 2013 at 2:48 PM
actually, squawk, i’m about to head to the gym now. got a sweet UCLA powder blue knit cap on
will feel the burn and think of your time watching kids play
/knucks
February 6th, 2013 at 2:49 PM
///team penis in your butt
February 6th, 2013 at 2:49 PM
thanks ballz
February 6th, 2013 at 2:50 PM
Wearing your sunglasses on top of your head … in church … deserves a slap in the back of the head.
/pet peeved
February 6th, 2013 at 2:50 PM
///team penis in your butt
I don’t get it?
/never have
February 6th, 2013 at 2:51 PM
No, according to me you huff more Axe body spray than you actually spray on your body.
Getting the Axe effect. Feeling it. Feeling it.
February 6th, 2013 at 2:51 PM
Flat bills for baseball are different than flat bills that kids wear with these snap-backs. Absolutely flat bill with maybe a slight curve for baseball. This ain’t the little leagues
-1 triangle curved bill
February 6th, 2013 at 2:51 PM
Wearing your sunglasses on top of your head … in church … deserves a slap in the back of the head.
/pet peeved
i never wear sunglasses or go to church. we good?
February 6th, 2013 at 2:52 PM
got a sweet UCLA powder blue knit cap on
More info … So I’ll requalify my previous statement:
gay-hipster-douche-baggery at its finest
February 6th, 2013 at 2:52 PM
One jackass comes out in camo and a backwards trucker-baseball cap.
Presumably you must reside in a very nice suburb.
February 6th, 2013 at 2:52 PM
i never wear sunglasses or go to church. we good?
Cool.
February 6th, 2013 at 2:52 PM
Oh. I’m calling you gay for having fruit for lunch. That’s all.
February 6th, 2013 at 2:53 PM
I admit it. I’m a fan of powder blue.
February 6th, 2013 at 2:53 PM
Presumably you must reside in a very nice suburb.
Check. And his dad is a doctor. And his mom is insane.
February 6th, 2013 at 2:55 PM
I admit it. I’m a fan of powder blue.
I’m not. And my kid’s baseball team uni’s use it. So I don’t buy team gear.
February 6th, 2013 at 2:56 PM
More info … So I’ll requalify my previous statement:
gay-hipster-douche-baggery at its finest
it clashes nicely with my hazel eyes and curly brown hair
/winks at h-town
February 6th, 2013 at 2:59 PM
eww
February 6th, 2013 at 3:24 PM
go watch more cycling…
February 6th, 2013 at 3:26 PM
Speaking on behalf of the barely under 30 crowd who still has a finger on the molly fueled pulse of the younger generation- it’s quite easy to date this photo. It was all about fitteds for awhile and snapback hats just come into “fashion” within the last 2-3 years. It reached its peak last year since that was the time teenage rappers started dedicating WHOLE songs to and naming WHOLE songs after snapback hats.
And just for clarification- Colin is not a hipster. These are a hipsters.
http://travelsofadam.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/hipster2.jpg
http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2011/11/17/Hipster2-30b9b4bb828e85e2f2904792bb6ed9bf8961e1c0-s6-c10.jpg
http://thefashionrecords.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/black-hipster-fashion-men-women.jpg
Colin’s the type who shops at “Forever Frat-boy, OMG! I just turned 21″