Barack Obama Follows Recruiting, Dropped a Reuben Foster Reference to Ozzie Newsome
Barack Obama follows recruiting, apparently. While congratulating Alabama legend Ozzie Newsome on the Ravens’ Super Bowl win, the President referenced Reuben Foster, the Alabama commit with an Auburn tattoo.
Obama then made reference to the news that Foster, a five-star linebacker from Auburn High School, had announced his decision to commit to Alabama.
“You guys just got another draft pick down there. A guy who already tattooed Auburn on his arm and then decided to go to Alabama instead,” Obama said.
“He did the same thing I did,” Newsome responded. “I committed to Auburn and I changed my mind. It happens all the time down there. It only counts on signing day.”
For those doubting the power of sports, the candidate you would more want to have a beer and watch a game with has won every Presidential election since 1980.
[Photo via @BarackObama]

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February 6th, 2013 at 10:40 AM
This bothers me more than drone strikes
February 6th, 2013 at 10:41 AM
Or, he simply read a news story about that one kid.
February 6th, 2013 at 10:43 AM
Or, he simply read a news story about that one kid.
or that’s what the teleprompter told him to say, so he said it.
February 6th, 2013 at 10:43 AM
So not true. Who wouldn’t have wanted to drink a beer with a Mormon?
February 6th, 2013 at 10:46 AM
Invite a second mormon and you will get two beers.
February 6th, 2013 at 10:46 AM
Jesus Christ, enough with the sports and do some fucking work sand monkey. This country is going down the tubes and this guy’s following recruiting? Namaste.
February 6th, 2013 at 10:47 AM
Just getting that out of the way for whoever will come in and say it eighteen hours from now.
February 6th, 2013 at 10:50 AM
They also discussed Quattro Quattro going to ‘Bama.
February 6th, 2013 at 10:50 AM
Just getting that out of the way for whoever will come in and say it eighteen hours from now.
the followup comment of regret. I’ve been there.
February 6th, 2013 at 10:52 AM
I didn’t say anything about Jason’s kid.
February 6th, 2013 at 10:52 AM
Invite a second mormon and you will get two beers.
I once attended a Mormon wedding. Quite possibly the most miserable few hours of my life.
February 6th, 2013 at 10:55 AM
I once attended a Mormon wedding. Quite possibly the most miserable few hours of my life.
Been there. Luckily this wasn’t the wife’s first one so she thought ahead and made me put flasks in each pocket of my suit.
February 6th, 2013 at 11:00 AM
I didn’t say anything about Jason’s kid.
but you were thinking it
February 6th, 2013 at 11:00 AM
Best part of the Foster story is that he needed a story to explain his Auburn tattoo. So he backtracked and said it was in honor of his late cousin Ladarious Phillips, who played for Auburn for a couple of years. Except, being Foster, he didn’t seem to get the name just right. A common problem with tattoos:
February 6th, 2013 at 11:02 AM
White Americans can’t have any fun without booze. You people are the worst.
February 6th, 2013 at 11:06 AM
SuperAndy’d
February 6th, 2013 at 11:08 AM
I vote for the President I most want to smoke a joint with.
February 6th, 2013 at 11:12 AM
I just read somewhere earlier this week that German consumption of alcohol has gone down. You must be so proud.
February 6th, 2013 at 11:13 AM
But does his fat ass wife?
/Mike NYC’d
February 6th, 2013 at 11:14 AM
Jesus Christ, enough with the sports and do some fucking work sand monkey.
/sees door re-open for rihanna jokes
February 6th, 2013 at 11:21 AM
This bothers me more than drone strikes
Agreed.
or that’s what the teleprompter told him to say, so he said it.
Good call.
Mr. President, please balance the fucking budget and stop worrying about kids that have a less than 50% success rate being productive members of their football team and university in general.
February 6th, 2013 at 11:22 AM
Was only missing the racism
February 6th, 2013 at 11:43 AM
I’d like to think it was there…you just have to dig a little.
February 6th, 2013 at 11:46 AM
Recruiting should be the last thing on his mind. Seriously, we live in a world of shit.
February 6th, 2013 at 11:47 AM
fock, what happened.
Try again. Seriously, we live in a world of shit.
February 6th, 2013 at 11:47 AM
nevermind
February 6th, 2013 at 11:50 AM
No racism. I’m an equal opportunity hater with politicians.
Notice I said ‘politicians’. None of these yahoos are leaders. Jackasses.
/Blow up the 2 party system.
//Term limits
///Kill all the lobbyists
February 6th, 2013 at 11:55 AM
I was talking about the predominantly black football student-athletes not being a productive member of the university. Your words, not mine (don’t scroll up).
It was subtle, but it was there.
February 6th, 2013 at 11:58 AM
I was referring to this:
An analysis of Rivals.com’s top 100 players from 2006 to 2009 reveals that 42 percent of the nation’s top prospects became busts, meaning they failed to either play in 40 games, start 20 games or have one above-average season in their college careers.
February 6th, 2013 at 12:03 PM
Listen David Duke, I was just busting balls. I am sure you have plenty of black friends.
/I follow SROD on twitter, so I am covered
February 6th, 2013 at 12:27 PM
David Duke jokes never get old.
February 6th, 2013 at 12:45 PM
This is where Republicans cry about how DARE Obama read a single article on recruiting! How dare he even RESPOND TO THE QUESTION! DOES HE NOT REALIZE THE PROBLEMS WE FACE?
Then go off and proclaim how cool their own candidates are and how their candidates are like the “average man”
Idiots.
February 6th, 2013 at 12:48 PM
oh.