Reuben Foster, a Top Recruit With a Huge Auburn Tattoo, Chooses Alabama
Reuben Foster is the No. 1Â linebacking recruit in the nation and somewhat of a complicated fellow. Two years ago, he committed his services to Alabama but would end up changing his mind, instead committing to Auburn and doing so with a rather large sign of allegiance on his forearm in the form of an “AU” tattoo.
Naturally, Foster would then decommit from the Tigers and now officially finds his heart, and his Auburn tattoo, back in Tuscaloosa with Nick Saban and his impenetrable, pigskin clad Death Star. Full circle at its finest.
College football. Recruiting. The SEC. It’s as adorable as Diabeto begging for a cookie.

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February 5th, 2013 at 12:13 AM
(insert joke about father’s church needing work here)
February 5th, 2013 at 1:23 AM
I really thought his best option was turning that AU into a UW…
February 5th, 2013 at 8:09 AM
Meh. I should stress that the tattoo is remarkably hideous, but that won’t be hard to get covered with an Alabama tattoo.
February 5th, 2013 at 9:37 AM
A garden-variety Code Red will take care of that. G.I. shower – steel wool, other abrasives. It’ll come right off.
/as usual, I’m joking
February 5th, 2013 at 10:16 AM
Needs a new tattoo that reads “prima donna”