Alex Morgan Posed as Katy Perry For ESPN the Magazine [Video]

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39 Responses to “Alex Morgan Posed as Katy Perry For ESPN the Magazine [Video]”

• 1

  sctrojans Says:
  February 5th, 2013 at 1:32 PM
  

  A year after Sports Illustrated airbrushed her nipples and had her pose wearing nothing but paint

  Completely defeats the purpose of body paint

• 2

  Shining Base Path Says:
  February 5th, 2013 at 1:34 PM
  

  now, if only perry would pose as morgan

• 3

  Shining Base Path Says:
  February 5th, 2013 at 1:35 PM
  

  god damn right.

• 4

  Shining Base Path Says:
  February 5th, 2013 at 1:36 PM
  

  i retract, that’s tragic

• 5

  Nada Says:
  February 5th, 2013 at 1:37 PM
  

  Did it look to anyone else like Katy Perry was driving the showgirl bus in the Coke Super Bowl commercial?

  Also, Zoey Deschanel thinks she and Katy Perry look alike.

• 6

  Babar 2.0 Says:
  February 5th, 2013 at 1:38 PM
  

  I can’t imagine the state of the chicken that ESPN has been fucking for so long.

• 7

  Nada Says:
  February 5th, 2013 at 1:39 PM
  

  god damn right

  I often feel like this is the correct approach to many of the dog owners in my complex.

• 8

  Nada Says:
  February 5th, 2013 at 1:40 PM
  

  When it comes to Alex Morgan, I become Nadalickabooty.

  / That’s not funny, I’m not funny

  But really, Alex just lacks the funbags to pose as Perry.

• 9

  VladimirCrouton Says:
  February 5th, 2013 at 1:40 PM
  

  Meh.

• 10

  sctrojans Says:
  February 5th, 2013 at 1:41 PM
  

  I often feel like this is the correct approach to many of the dog owners in my complex.

  You should place your dog’s shit on the doorstep of those who don’t clean up

• 11

  scripty Says:
  February 5th, 2013 at 1:42 PM
  

  4 kids. terrible.

• 12

  sctrojans Says:
  February 5th, 2013 at 1:42 PM
  

  But really, Alex just lacks the funbags to pose as Perry.

  Yes, but I’m still smitten. Must be something about the athletic body and latent lesbianism

• 13

  Career High Says:
  February 5th, 2013 at 1:43 PM
  

  
  

  retract, that’s tragic

  There is only so much dog shit constantly being placed on your door step a man can take. I wonder if they did the old shit in the burning bag trick.

• 14

  Shining Base Path Says:
  February 5th, 2013 at 1:44 PM
  

  4 kids. terrible.

  yes. i only read the headline when i shared. then read it and retracted. no dog poop pickup jokes from me

• 15

  Shining Base Path Says:
  February 5th, 2013 at 1:46 PM
  

  holy shit

• 16

  sctrojans Says:
  February 5th, 2013 at 1:50 PM
  

  subtle, not quite double entendres such as “I want to see your peacock.”

  Double entendre may be a bit generous. I’ll go with adding one irrelevant syllable so pre-pubescent girls are allowed to listen

• 17

  Babar 2.0 Says:
  February 5th, 2013 at 1:50 PM
  

  holy shit

  The school hasn’t said if it will cancel future tug-of-war games.

  I’m pretty sure interest is already at an all-time low at the school. A memo just seems like a waste of paper.

• 18

  KC Resident Says:
  February 5th, 2013 at 1:50 PM
  

  Investigators said the couple had been dumping dog feces on the patio and at the front door of Kim’s apartment.

  I often feel like this is the correct approach to many of the dog owners in my complex.

  You know how people are always saying that people need to take some sort of parenting test before they have can have a kid? Same should go for having a dog. Dogs are fine. It is dog owners that are the problem.

  /not meant to mean all dog owners.
  //meant to include my neighbor.

• 19

  Shining Base Path Says:
  February 5th, 2013 at 1:51 PM
  

  Also, Zoey Deschanel thinks she and Katy Perry look alike.

  she is deluded by funbag and hips jealousy

• 20

  Shining Base Path Says:
  February 5th, 2013 at 1:53 PM
  

  it’s offensive to me when people don;t clean up after their dog. same feeling i get when people straddle a parking spot line or turn left on red making me wait for them to get by

  thoughtless and selfish as hell

• 21

  squawkbox Says:
  February 5th, 2013 at 1:56 PM
  

  Shudda called Wade Blasingame.

• 22

  Blue Horseshoe Loves Anacott Steel Says:
  February 5th, 2013 at 1:57 PM
  

  Get her some tits

• 23

  spencer096 Says:
  February 5th, 2013 at 1:57 PM
  

  i dont consider her lack of huge tits to be unattractive, but yea…this is like me dressing up like shaq for halloween.

• 24

  squawkbox Says:
  February 5th, 2013 at 1:58 PM
  

  I like the way Alex Morgan looks.
  I like the way Katy Perry looks.
  Alex Morgan cannot impersonate Katy Perry.
  Katy Perry cannot impersonate Alex Morgan.

  That is all.

• 25

  VladimirCrouton Says:
  February 5th, 2013 at 1:58 PM
  

  Ryan Timmons just commited to UK. Bummer. Hurts OSU chances for James Clark.

• 26

  Ballz Says:
  February 5th, 2013 at 2:04 PM
  

  i dont consider her lack of huge tits to be unattractive, but yea…this is like me dressing up like shaq for halloween.

  This is funny because spencer is very short and white.

• 27

  YYSA Says:
  February 5th, 2013 at 2:05 PM
  

  but yea…this is like me dressing up like shaq for halloween.

  Aladdin costume with black face and stilts.

• 28

  clearly erroneous Says:
  February 5th, 2013 at 2:06 PM
  

  Some people just go through life oblivious to potential repercussions of their actions. I don’t mind that. I just mind when they are shocked as to the repercussions’ effect. Obviously, no one should have died. That being said, literally having shit thrown out you would reasonably result in a wide range of unpleasant reactions with violence being one of them.

• 29

  Ballz Says:
  February 5th, 2013 at 2:08 PM
  

  Some people just go through life oblivious to potential repercussions of their actions. I don’t mind that. I just mind when they are shocked as to the repercussions’ effect. Obviously, no one should have died. That being said, literally having shit thrown out you would reasonably result in a wide range of unpleasant reactions with violence being one of them.

  This is the most interesting take I’ve heard on Ray Lewis all weekend.

• 30

  Shining Base Path Says:
  February 5th, 2013 at 2:08 PM
  

  …and if a gun is laying around, use it like god intended!

• 31

  Tim Ryan Says:
  February 5th, 2013 at 2:08 PM
  

  Meh.

  Use of “Meh” is an automatic -6,000.

• 32

  MP Says:
  February 5th, 2013 at 2:10 PM
  

  Use of “Meh” is an automatic -6,000.

  smh

• 33

  clearly erroneous Says:
  February 5th, 2013 at 2:13 PM
  

  Not saying that anyone should have been shot. But sounds as if they were literally raining shit down on the shooter and this was a series of episodes. Trying not to be judgmental of the victims but the article also reads like dad abandoned the infant in the apt while he tried to escape the man who just shot down his wife.

  /let the “don’t jump to conclusions you ignorant unfeeling prick” comments start.

• 34

  KC Resident Says:
  February 5th, 2013 at 2:14 PM
  

  Use of “Meh” is an automatic -6,000.

  Paolo points are about as stable as Mozambique’s money system.

• 35

  PeerLessPrices Says:
  February 5th, 2013 at 2:18 PM
  

  Use of “Meh” is an automatic -6,000.

  Completely disagree. Utilizes so many feelings in three letters

• 36

  Blue Horseshoe Loves Anacott Steel Says:
  February 5th, 2013 at 2:22 PM
  

  Use of “Meh” is an automatic -6,000.

  smh

  What’s yawn then?

• 37

  scripty Says:
  February 5th, 2013 at 2:22 PM
  

  Yellow Rage.

• 38

  Shining Base Path Says:
  February 5th, 2013 at 2:29 PM
  

  What’s yawn then?

  + only three funny commenters

• 39

  GloriousMullet Says:
  February 5th, 2013 at 2:36 PM
  

  amble

  am·ble (mbl)
  intr.v. am·bled, am·bling, am·bles
  1. To walk slowly or leisurely; stroll.
  2. To move along at an easy gait by using both legs on one side alternately with both on the other. Used of a horse.
  n.
  1. An unhurried or leisurely walk.
  2. An easy gait, especially that of a horse.

  Ample maybe?

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