Danny Simpson, Newcastle Defender, Was Knocked Unconscious and Left in Street After 4:00 AM Fast Food Brawl
Newcastle defender Danny Simpson is “okay,” after being knocked unconscious and left bleeding on the ground during a 4:00 am brawl outside a fast food restaurant in Manchester. Simpson left the club where he was partying to get a kebab. He began arguing with a fellow customer and ended up punching a man, in his late 40s or 50s. Two off-duty bouncers jumped him as he tried to flee the scene in a taxi. One knocked him out cold.
“He dropped to the floor and was half on the pavement, half on the road with blood pouring from his mouth.
“He was in a bad way. It looked like he’d been knocked out. Everyone crowded round him. He was still breathing but not responsive.
“Luckily he’d landed in the recovery position so we didn’t move him.
Witnesses claim the 26-year-old was inebriated and wanted everyone to know who he was. His girlfriend, Tulisa Constavlos, was on a vacation in Spain at the time.

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February 4th, 2013 at 1:03 PM
They didn’t have to draw on Uncle Leo’s fake eyebrows, that’s a bit much.
February 4th, 2013 at 1:04 PM
Good. I like stories of asses getting what’s coming
February 4th, 2013 at 1:07 PM
Not sure what to make of this
February 4th, 2013 at 1:07 PM
Awesome, as long as knives aren’t involved, I’m all for this type of retaliation.
February 4th, 2013 at 1:09 PM
Since he won the SB, I’ll put a short moratorium on Ray Lewis jokes, and pass on this layup
February 4th, 2013 at 1:09 PM
Is this some MMA fighter?
February 4th, 2013 at 1:10 PM
So…he was going to White Castle?
February 4th, 2013 at 1:16 PM
Just give him an orange slice and a pouch of Capri Sun and he’ll be fine.
February 4th, 2013 at 1:18 PM
I have seen your girlfriend give head and you can have her.
February 4th, 2013 at 1:18 PM
Newcastle Defender, Was Knocked Unconscious and Left in Street After 4:00 AM Fast Food Brawl
Celebrities! Just like us!
February 4th, 2013 at 1:20 PM
/googles frantically
February 4th, 2013 at 1:20 PM
I could go for a skewered meat right about now…
February 4th, 2013 at 1:21 PM
i guess this time the best defense…
/sunglasses
…is no offense.
/YYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
February 4th, 2013 at 1:23 PM
Talking smack late at night? Better assess the risk first.
Guessing Simpson isn’t a Mariners’ fan, but I like the t-shirt.
“Luckily he’d landed in the recovery position so we didn’t move him.
Funny? You betcha.
February 4th, 2013 at 1:27 PM
Shudda been in spain with the gf…
http://img23.fansshare.com/photos/tulisacontostavlos/full-tulisa-contostavlos-385200742.jpg
February 4th, 2013 at 1:28 PM
kinda sorta sfw
February 4th, 2013 at 1:53 PM
must’ve been out late celebrating that big win over Chelsea.
good game that one.
February 4th, 2013 at 2:02 PM
I’d like to see him pull this in San Francisco when the cops are craving their post-Super Bowl fajitas.