Interesting. I saw this and thought, “Wait, aren’t crime and traffic horrible in Atlanta?” I looked it up and was surprised to find that Atlanta is now relatively safe among major cities. I would not have guessed.

I especially enjoyed sportswriters sucking New Orlean’s dick based off of their experience in Bourbon Street. New Orleans plays the perfect con on the idiot tourists. Gussy up a .25 mile stretch of a road with clubs, bars, and restaurant. Throw in a casino for good measure. BAM!!!!! You too can be called a national treasure (seriously, fuck you bill simmons). Never mind that rest of the city is a fucking shithole. Fuck your shitty ass city. Fuck you right in the ass motherfuckers.

Says the guy who’d have gleefully come and enjoyed the fine amenities the city has to offer with all of his Michael Vick jersey wearing schmucks who can’t be bothered to buy tickets to see the Braves, Hawks or the artists formerly known as the Thrashers.

Hey, I’m sorry your city’s leadership wasn’t/isn’t smart enough to regulate a square-mile of space dedicated to bars and strip clubs and hotels with a relaxed open container policy, and I’m also sorry that despite your football team’s “golden age” you still aren’t winning a Super Bowl any time soon as long as the Saints are still fielding a team every year, and that even if your franchise ever manages to NOT trip over itself on the way to a hooker BEFORE the Super Bowl and actually clinches the big one, you’ll still be greeted at the door by Saints fans like me who’ll politely take your coat and ask, “the fuck took you so long?”

50/50 shot either way. Or maybe the drugs, or STDs – no, probably the guns!

Mole – you might die in NOLA!

Alcohol poisoning or gunshot?

This.

I think every city in America should take a quarter mile stretch, fill it with bars and a liberal open container policy.

And definitely this

Fuck and No! That’s just straight heresy.

A haymaker from the Cleve? Seriously?

(Yes, I’ve spent time in Cleveland and it is an under appreciated – except for when it snowed at the baseball home opener).

I’ve never been to New Orleans, I’m sure I would like it

Mole – you might die in NOLA!

You too can be called a national treasure (seriously, fuck you bill simmons).

Never been to New Orleans, but yes fuck you Simmons

Oh yeah, I was in Weirton a month ago and it was a sad sight.

Almost took a job there about 20 years ago. Thank God I did not.

And NOLA is amazing. There are so many great places to visit outside the Quarter. Gotta hit the Garden District and enjoy some other sights.

na watsonian. denying the utility of peds is moron territory

Please go read what I was saying in that thread again. I was simply agreeing with ms621.

Beyonce: $300M
Jay-Z: $475M

But what’s the difference really.

More than half her net worth apparently.

The only city I enjoy more consistently than NOLA is Chicago. I do not like New York City except for the food

first tier is ny and ny only fwiw

Sounds like something a moron would say.

I went to Wheeling last weekend, holy shit that place is depressing. Whenever I get down about how bad some parts of Pittsburgh are I just need to remember Wheeling.

Oh yeah, I was in Weirton a month ago and it was a sad sight. I feel like an asshole for making fun of West Virgina all these years.

I think every city in America should take a quarter mile stretch, fill it with bars and a liberal open container policy.

Yes.

Hey man, if you like a clean city with beautiful manicured lawns and McMansions at the end of every cul de sac, then Atlanta is the city for you!

Hey now, let’s not turn Kaiser’s misguided hate of NO into a similarly misguided Atlanta hate fest.

/Atlanta is certainly not clean
//Buckhead/Brookhaven maybe, but there’s a reason I don’t live in that part or go there nearly ever.